Random Fail: First World Problems

[Airenn]

And CS man, I'm super disappointed with you! You've been cleaning up your life man! We all have watched you come so far and been so proud, I think you have your own electricity now, yea? Clean up yo hygiene next, fool! hashtag#truefriendtalk

Edit: I just realized he might be working on running water next. I'll be a little lenient.

[Zetanio]

We need to nip this # thing in the bud for BG.

Please stop. The only one you can use is #urukailivesmatter

[Cream Soda]

I drink 1.5-2 gallons of water a day, so @_@ I'm honestly just lazy about it; when you have to piss 2-3 times in half an hour sometimes

[vivbiibasjiu]

I had literally just pissed in it; was watching a video on youtube and didn't want to pause it. Then i set it down to my left. My drink was on my right. (diet mountain dew, so lol even looks the same).

I had 3 empty bottles as well laying around. So I just picked up the one w/ liquid in it, and went to drink


Been pissing in bottles since 2004; this is the first time it's ever happened.

How do you even fit your penis in there so it doesn't it doesn't spray all over the place? Mountain Dew bottles are pretty narrow. I guess the BBC stereotype isn't always true

[Melena]

Never did a bottle, but back in my FFXI days, I lived with my nana, and her oldest son and daughter (couldn't live with my dad due to a multitude of issues) and it was common for them to occupy the bathroom for hours on end, so I'd run to the back yard and water a rose bush.

[dasva]

WAit a minute

WAit am inut

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP


Ya'll are seriously, literally, for real saying that you had piss bottles? This isn't just CS but multiple OTHER people as well?

BG I AM ASHAMED WHAT THE FUCK

Wait you've never heard of people using piss bottles before? I mean not usually but sometimes you just can't get to the bathroom for some reason. Never had to do it for game but yeah for work definitely

Anyways the lady who got gangbang by a bunch perfume bottles is back... and worse she is threatening to come back again

[Anoat]

This whole last page, lol

[Cream Soda]

How do you even fit your penis in there so it doesn't it doesn't spray all over the place? Mountain Dew bottles are pretty narrow. I guess the BBC stereotype isn't always true

I don't stick my whole dick in the thing, lol.

Just put the bottle up to the penis crack lol

[Tarage]

I'll keep it a 100, back in my XI days I pee'd out my window on a few occasions, but never in a bottle nigga wtf. Bottles are only for road trips

Why... would you piss OUT A WINDOW?!

If you can get up to piss out a fucking window, you can walk the extra 5 steps to the bathroom.

Jesus christ.

[Charismatic]

As I said when he told me about it earlier:

I thought piss bottles were just the thing of myths and legends

I'm not really disappointed or grossed out or any of that, but kinda surprised. Never thought I'd have a chat with a piss bottler. Kinda interesting.

[Cream Soda]

Lol, I got the idea from a friend in high school. He was even lazier than I (He used to pay me 5 dollars to come throw out all his piss bottles back when I was like 15 or 16)

[thetruepandagod]

Animals. If you are going to resort to pissing in bottles so you don't miss pops then just bot and get it done with.

[thetruepandagod]

I mean hell, we all understood how windows and pop times work, just hold it until you find the window jesus.

[Arkanna]

A dude I grew up with used to do the piss bottle thing. But he didn't do it out of laziness...

See, he lived in a rented townhouse with his mom and younger sister. His mom and dad were divorced and I guess it was always pretty ugly (I didn't know him while they were together). The townhouse was somewhat tiny, with only a living room, a half-kitchen, and a half-bath on the first floor, a small master bedroom/bath combo and a second bedroom on the second floor, and a finished basement. He didn't want to share a bedroom with his sister who was a good 12 years younger than him, so the finished basement was his bedroom. Dude used to piss in a 2-liter soda bottle for a week, then dump it on the weekends .... because he was afraid of waking up his mom in the middle of the night.

Even his kid sister had the balls to piss in her mom's master bath when she had to go in the middle of the night. What the fuck?

The worst part is, he did this in high school. Fucking high school, and you're afraid of your mom. Jesus.

*edit* Actually no, the worst part is hiding a non-empty piss bottle in your closet for a week.....fucking hell

[Tarage]

I mean clearly we're just thinking about this wrong. How hard would it be to set up an elaborate pump system so you could pee into a tube and have it empty in the toilet?

Clearly this is the solution.

[Aksannyi]

You're almost there, don't stop now

I know, that's what I keep telling myself. The struggle is real.

And holy fuck, CS, you win the thread.

[AidenCarby]

Why... would you piss OUT A WINDOW?!

If you can get up to piss out a fucking window, you can walk the extra 5 steps to the bathroom.

Jesus christ.

Was 16, fuck out of here with your logic.

[NynJa]

Ive only pissed in a bottle once, when my roomate was in the shower for like 30 min and i had just woken up.

[Titanss]

Until you drink your own piss you just ain't livin

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[Roranora]

If 30 minute windows drives you to piss-bottling, you're doing something wrong.

I've played FFXI for far too long and far too seriously, and I have never pissbottled.

I'm not really disappointed or grossed out or any of that, but kinda surprised. Never thought I'd have a chat with a piss bottler. Kinda interesting.

same x2

I'll keep it a 100, back in my XI days I pee'd out my window on a few occasions, but never in a bottle nigga wtf. Bottles are only for fugitive travel

ftfy; road trips, lol