Random Fail: First World Problems

[Firedemon]

The cleaning ladies found 2 litre piss bottles in the bathroom at my housing lodge for work last week.....we then had a safety meeting the next day about piss jugs, and for whatever reason the rules of the road.....was like real life Trailer Park Boys.

[BaneTheBrawler]

jesus fucking christ

never piss-bottled. y'all are crazy.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah, but I bet you have some interesting shit tales.

[theshun]

On our 15 hour trip from Texas, I had to pee so badly about an hour in, they wouldn't stop. Horrible traffic. My wife just gave birth. Breast Milk bags. FTW! This is not a fail. It felt so good to fill three of those bags. Win. X100.

[Qeomash]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/chloe.gif

[Abandon]

baby chloe ftw

[Jaybar]

I once broke the seal for an entire party bus of drunk bachelor party goers by pissing into a red solo cup.

[mahler05]

I'm a technician at AT&T and sometimes being out in the rural areas and stuff you can't just whip your dick out so a soda bottle comes in handy.. Although we can order these plastic bag things we can piss in that absorbs it with some crystal stuff but who has time to order that?


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[NynJa]

How small is your bladder if a 355ml (i just fucked wirh all of you, suck it muricans) can is all it takes to piss?

[Charismatic]

Did you know that cans and bottles aren't the same thing?

[Abandon]

lol

[NynJa]

I dunno why i thought it said can thread relevant i guess

Im partially delirious and very agitated right now. I didnt sleep last night cuz my bottom left molar is giving me massive pain. Gonna have to call up the dentist, i havent been to a dentist in like 10 yrs.

[Firedemon]

I played a fucked up joke to my buddy in college and pissed in a 500 mL bottle and put it in his fridge....and I had to pinch it off and finish the job in the toilet.

[NynJa]

I played a fucked up joke to my buddy in college and pissed in a 500 mL bottle and put it in his fridge....and I had to pinch it off and finish the job in the toilet.

See, this. My point was still relevant. Without posting the bottle size, its hard to say anything. when i had to bottle piss, i filled two 591ml gatorades.

[Ksandra]

[dasva]

Got challenge to drink an entire 2 liter on a 6 hour watch without getting relieved for a piss break... so just filled it back up again easy as pie.

[NynJa]

Kasandra just mad she cant whip it out and relieve herself wherever.

[Aksannyi]

I think I speak for a lot of women when I say that a good many of us are not all that interested in "whipping it out" and don't seem to understand why guys are so damn eager to.

[Byrthnoth]

I think I speak for a lot of women when I say that a good many of us are not all that interested in "whipping it out" and don't seem to understand why guys are so damn eager to.

Given the context, the alternative is to pee in your pants.

[Aksannyi]

I mean if you gotta go, you gotta go, I just tend to be more discreet about it. I've certainly done my fair share of peeing outside because sometimes there just aren't any bathrooms, but a lot of these bottle instances are super avoidable.