Random Fail: First World Problems

[jmc]

Went on my first date in 6 years last night with a girl my friends hooked me up with.

In between getting shitfaced very early we talked about:

Her 4 cats.
How she broke up with her boyfriend because he wasn't like her father
How she hates police officers and wishes they all would drop dead.

Fun times.

[Blubbartron]

Went on my first date in 6 years last night with a girl my friends hooked me up with.

In between getting shitfaced very early we talked about:

Her 4 cats.
How she broke up with her boyfriend because he wasn't like her father
How she hates police officers and wishes they all would drop dead.

Fun times.

How in the fuck does someone's intense dislike of cops come before the standard fare of "what do you do for a living?"

[Zetanio]

Went on my first date in 6 years last night with a girl my friends hooked me up with.

In between getting shitfaced very early we talked about:

Her 4 cats.
How she broke up with her boyfriend because he wasn't like her father
How she hates police officers and wishes they all would drop dead.

Fun times.

Massachusetts, right?

[jmc]

How in the fuck does someone's intense dislike of cops come before the standard fare of "what do you do for a living?"

Liquor, lots and lots of liquor right away. Hell she still doesn't know what I do for a living haha

and yes MA.

[AidenCarby]

A giant bundle of nope.

[Zetanio]

Typical.

[Tyrath]

Hey jmc send her my way. I love cats, am not a cop and will exploit her daddy issues to the fullest before I run away.

[Anoat]

Liquor, lots and lots of liquor right away. Hell she still doesn't know what I do for a living haha

and yes MA.

You should continue going out with her until she attempts something stupid like drugs or drunk driving, THEN tell her what you do for a living as you slap handcuffs on her.

[jmc]

You should continue going out with her until she attempts something stupid like drugs or drunk driving, THEN tell her what you do for a living as you slap handcuffs on her.

Not a bad idea at all.

The paperwork might actually be worth it.

[Byrthnoth]

What are the odds that your friends were trolling you?

If she's railing against cops on the first date and they have spent more than an hour with the woman, they must have known.

[jmc]

What are the odds that your friends were trolling you?

If she's railing against cops on the first date and they have spent more than an hour with the woman, they must have known.

I really think this is the case.

Not to mention I hate cats, so thats two strikes right there.

[Tyrath]

I'm still waiting.

[Byrthnoth]

I really think this is the case.

Not to mention I hate cats, so thats two strikes right there.

There's so much comedic potential here for when you break it to her that you're a cop.

Like, you could fuck her and make sure to pile her clothes on the dresser on top of your badge.

You could pull a, "I just have to stop off at work and get something I forgot" and drive to the police station.

No matter how you choose to do it, though, you have to be wearing a shiteating grin and follow it up with, "By the way, I fucking hate cats."

[Brill Weave]

Up to 6 Excedrin migraine and nothing. Kid got to watch Daddy puke in the toilet tonight. Fun times.

[Brill Weave]

Man even though I don't get sick, I love when people come to work/school sick.

I shit you not. My mother watches Noah during the week. When he had a case of hand, foot, and mouth disease she sent him to daycare for an hour. Next week, daycare closed. She seriously tried to blame another child lol.

[mallister]

Deep vein thrombosis, left calf. Off work 3 weeks, on meds 3 - 6 months. W t f.

[zoobernut]

I shit you not. My mother watches Noah during the week. When he had a case of hand, foot, and mouth disease she sent him to daycare for an hour. Next week, daycare closed. She seriously tried to blame another child lol.

That is not very nice to spread that around. Sick is one thing. Hand, foot, and mouth disease is absolutely the worst and as torturous as it was when my son and I had it I would never wish it upon someone else. I don't mind getting a cold from daycare or work but if someone brings scabies, hand/foot/mouth, norovirus, or rotavirus to work or daycare they are a special kind of terrible person. You don't mess around with those.

I couldn't walk for days when my son brought home hand/foot/mouth disease it was terrible. Scabies was bad too because it involved deep cleaning the whole house and ointment from head to toe and putting bedding/stuffed animals in plastic bags for a week.

[Brill Weave]

Oh no shit. I went off about it. Her defense was "well we weren't sure if he had it or not." I apparently got exposed to it visiting a garage owner, brought it home, got Noah sick etc. My immune system is shit so it was shocking I didn't catch it. Luckily he generally spends all week with my mom and his cousins. If she has appointments he goes to the drop in daycare. Grandma daycare is a great thing.

[Brill Weave]

Except when she's causing outbreaks.

[NynJa]

can this story of jmc and his cop hating date get its own thread? lol