Random Fail: First World Problems

**Brill Weave** · 2015-12-14 19:57

I'll allow it. But only after they go on another date.

**Melena** · 2015-12-14 19:58

I had scabies once, was the most miserable fucking experience ever. Kicker was I got it 3 days before my medical benefits at my job kicked in. Even worst part, I had no clue what it was, went to work one of the days. Thankfully no one else caught it and I called in for 2-3 days while I waited for that ointment to work it's magic.

**Ksandra** · 2015-12-14 21:45

Originally Posted by zoobernut

That is not very nice to spread that around. Sick is one thing. Hand, foot, and mouth disease is absolutely the worst and as torturous as it was when my son and I had it

Man, my hubby and I are still recovering from it over a month now. It is now peeling our hands and feet. wtf @ this disease.

**jmc** · 2015-12-14 22:00

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I'll allow it. But only after they go on another date.

Fucking peer pressure.

**Zetanio** · 2015-12-14 22:12

Do it for your BG pals.

**Tyrath** · 2015-12-14 22:15

And for that pussy. Pussy can't hate cops.

**Churchill** · 2015-12-14 22:36

Just tell her she has to sleep with you or go to jail, then stalk her until the statute of limitations passes. Then she can really hate cops.

**Astylla** · 2015-12-14 22:38

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

There's so much comedic potential here for when you break it to her that you're a cop.

Like, you could fuck her and make sure to pile her clothes on the dresser on top of your badge.

You could pull a, "I just have to stop off at work and get something I forgot" and drive to the police station.

No matter how you choose to do it, though, you have to be wearing a shiteating grin and follow it up with, "By the way, I fucking hate cats."

This is too fucking good regardless lol

**Melena** · 2015-12-15 00:37

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

There's so much comedic potential here for when you break it to her that you're a cop.

Like, you could fuck her and make sure to pile her clothes on the dresser on top of your badge.

You could pull a, "I just have to stop off at work and get something I forgot" and drive to the police station.

No matter how you choose to do it, though, you have to be wearing a shiteating grin and follow it up with, "By the way, I fucking hate cats."

Or leave his handcuffs out on the night stand and see if she can figure out if he's a cop, kinky, or both.

**Spicyryan** · 2015-12-15 00:39

Originally Posted by jmc

Went on my first date in 6 years last night with a girl my friends hooked me up with.

In between getting shitfaced very early we talked about:

Her 4 cats.
How she broke up with her boyfriend because he wasn't like her father
How she hates police officers and wishes they all would drop dead.

Fun times.

Then she took you back to her place, put you in her bed, got on top of you, annnnddd...

Spoiler: show

**AidenCarby** · 2015-12-15 05:27

Got dammit

**dasva** · 2015-12-15 13:53

Boss is taking all the calls in speaker phone and has the phone turned up loud enough I can hear the people 30 feet away and he is yelling at the phone even louder. Gdi I was told I could listen to music at a reasonable level!

**synistar** · 2015-12-15 17:19

The central heat decided to break. Overnight lows going to be around 35-40°F/2-5°C... It's not supposed to get this cold in LA damn it! And repair guy may or may not show up today.

**Zetanio** · 2015-12-15 17:46

Hah. It's going to be 65 on Christmas in NY.

I'm actually jealous. I fucking hate warm weather.

**dasva** · 2015-12-15 18:16

Yeah I wouldn't really turn the heater on for that anyways. Maybe leave my comp on to provide a little more heat or close the doors to my bedroom

**Tyrath** · 2015-12-15 19:57

Non white christmases are the worst.

**Astylla** · 2015-12-15 20:07

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Non white christmases are the worst.

I totally read this the wrong way because I'm tired as fuck. On that note I miss Washington and Michigan this time of year.

I also was reminded Christmas is 10 days away and I haven't bought anything not even fucking wrapping paper. I'm the one who starts in September and stores shit away but due to fucked finances from workmans comp I wasn't planning to do much if anything. I have zero desire to do anything this year which is completely out of character for me.

**Anoat** · 2015-12-15 22:56

Live in Florida your whole life, you'll take your 80 degree Christmas and you'll like it!

**Astylla** · 2015-12-16 00:17

Originally Posted by Anoat

Live in Florida your whole life, you'll take your 80 degree Christmas and you'll like it!

No thanks , I lived that for my first 23 fucking years. It's one of many things I'll never miss.

**Astylla** · 2015-12-16 07:38

It's fucking 430am and I've been trying to ignore the pain in my throat and mouth the last two days and things aren't getting better even still taking antibiotics and using inhaler treatment and cough syrup with codeine.

Just set another doctor appointment for this morning because I seriously can't even sleep now from the pain. From the looks on the mirror I also have some tiny white dots in my tonsils. Can I just be fucking healthy for once..

Talking , swallowing, just opening my mouth is downright painful and since I now rely on speech to text software at work I need this resolved. FML

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