Random Fail: First World Problems

**Airenn** · 2015-12-20 14:10

How much time do you spend on insults? Do they come naturally or do you waste those particles creating them?

**jmc** · 2015-12-20 20:04

Originally Posted by Airenn

@Jmc, good luck slaying her, cause from your previous date/post sounds like all she'll be good for.

Quickest date ive ever been on. Pulled out my wallet at the bar to buy drinks while we wait for my reservation, and she saw the badge so she booked it.

I even wore my BG Polo and everything today lmao

**FNH** · 2015-12-20 20:13

Well at least it didn't cost too much. Did she say anything?

**jmc** · 2015-12-20 20:15

Originally Posted by FNH

Well at least it didn't cost too much. Did she say anything?

She screamed at me calling me a racist before straight up running out the door.

**FNH** · 2015-12-20 20:16

Oh man lol my sides

**jmc** · 2015-12-20 20:21

100% would ask out just to see that happen again

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-12-20 20:23

hahahaha excellent. too bad it happened right away but ah well. thanks for your service to BG, jmc.

**Guitarman** · 2015-12-20 20:35

Originally Posted by jmc

She screamed at me calling me a racist before straight up running out the door.

aaahahahaha. Sums up some groups out there perfectly. Thanks for what you do, jmc.

**Anoat** · 2015-12-20 21:39

This needs to be in best of BG stat

**theshun** · 2015-12-20 21:47

Originally Posted by Guitarman

aaahahahaha. Sums up some groups out there perfectly. Thanks for what you do, jmc.

I would like to second this.

**Salodin** · 2015-12-20 22:05

I'm watching the Miss Universe pageant and Steve Harvey fucked up. He announced the first runner up as the winner, but not until she took the crown and did her walk. For a few min she's celebrating, and then Steve Harvey comes up and says wait a second I have an announcement. Omfg, this was on live tv. You can't write shit this amazing. Miss Philippines was the real winner, and she was confused when Steve said to take her walk as Miss Universe.

**bluefan** · 2015-12-20 22:38

Originally Posted by Salodin

I'm watching the Miss Universe pageant and Steve Harvey fucked up. He announced the first runner up as the winner, but not until she took the crown and did her walk. For a few min she's celebrating, and then Steve Harvey comes up and says wait a second I have an announcement. Omfg, this was on live tv. You can't write shit this amazing. Miss Philippines was the real winner, and she was confused when Steve said to take her walk as Miss Universe.

I made a cringe face.

RIP Steve Harvey's career.

**Zeb** · 2015-12-20 22:57

Free publicity? Pfffft. Aint nothing happening but Harvey getting some people sending him hate mail.

**Astylla** · 2015-12-20 23:33

Originally Posted by Guitarman

aaahahahaha. Sums up some groups out there perfectly. Thanks for what you do, jmc.

Agreed on this.

At least you have a good sense of humor about it but sounds like you dodged a cuntbag bullet here lol

**Airenn** · 2015-12-21 03:47

oh my god jmc, that is hilarious, and I am so sorry. She had to be on drugs, dealing drugs, a hooker, or something cause the hate for cops really only comes with doing stupid shit to warrant that hate imo. Dodged a bullet and probs the herp, too

**AidenCarby** · 2015-12-21 04:05

Yeah, least you didn't get turbo herpes out of this whole endeavor.

**jmc** · 2015-12-21 10:51

Originally Posted by Astylla

Agreed on this.

At least you have a good sense of humor about it but sounds like you dodged a cuntbag bullet here lol

Always need to have a good sense of humor with stuff like this.

Kept my reservation, had a nice steak and a few beers. Was a good time lol

**Anoat** · 2015-12-21 18:41

My university's alumni association has been mailing, emailing, calling me for about 2 months now begging me to update my information for their Alumni Directory set to be published in April. I know they just want me to buy a damn copy of the book. Everyone knows it's about buying the damn book. No, I'm not interested in spending money on a glorified god damn phone book that may or may not even have correct information in it. Leave me alone.

**Anoat** · 2015-12-21 18:45

Originally Posted by Salodin

I'm watching the Miss Universe pageant and Steve Harvey fucked up. He announced the first runner up as the winner, but not until she took the crown and did her walk. For a few min she's celebrating, and then Steve Harvey comes up and says wait a second I have an announcement. Omfg, this was on live tv. You can't write shit this amazing. Miss Philippines was the real winner, and she was confused when Steve said to take her walk as Miss Universe.

Pic related

**Aksannyi** · 2015-12-21 18:48

I texted my ex to ask him what I should get the kids since I'm heading down there for Christmas and I didn't want to get them something they already have or that someone else is already getting them. He texts me back with these long recorded messages listing off an obscene amount of things, ending with, "I don't know what you can get them, gift cards I guess."

I just hope the kids will understand why they're getting gift cards from me when they see all the shit their father gives them. Le sigh.

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