Random Fail: First World Problems

**AidenCarby** · 2015-12-26 17:49

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

If he's half Border Collie I'll bet Bane's toilet paper it's hip dysplasia. Collie's are generally pretty healthy dogs but that's a disorder they are prone to.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

**Krandor** · 2015-12-26 18:04

You've out done yourself Brill, well played.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-12-26 18:30

**Brill Weave** · 2015-12-26 19:06

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

**dasva** · 2015-12-26 20:59

So get invited to a Christmas eve dinner which is ok I guess. I mean I love free food but I really wanted to nap... plus it was with an ex and I guess her new gf is a bit of a bitch.

Anyways on the way one of the streets just stops at the train tracks and picks up after then with the old railroad tracks in between. This has been a walking path since forever and I know it was still good last weekend. But that night it was all fenced up. You could tell they had just finished part of it because one side wasn't done and a bunch of extra supplies were out. So these fuckers basically put up a fence right before Christmas to block off a walking path. There's this nice little sign from the city saying to walk to the regular car crossing and how it's not so bad only .6 miles away... except that is each direction for walkers and fuck adding 1.2 miles for god knows what reason.

So I'm like whatevs I'll just climb it... except it's some kind of weird chain link fence with much smaller holes so harder to grab and flexes more. So have to really hold on with individual fingers in different holes putting more strain on them. Make it over just fine though other than a couple scratches and my finger hurts a little... or so I think. About 2 months ago I accidentally stabbed my palm really good (like to the bone) and since then the finger above that has been kind of messed up. Hard to put too much pressure on it aches a lot especially in the morning flexibility issues etc. But it was getting better. Well not no more. Now I wake up with it stuck completely curled and can't even uncurl it with my other hand. Over the course of the day it gets better but still can't completely straighten it causes some rather nice pain in a line all the way from the finger tip to my wrist plus you can actually see a bulge push up on my palm under that finger.

Oddly the dinner was a lot less awkward and annoying than I thought it would be plus I got to play with a bunch of legos. Holy crap new legos stuff has more instructions than IKEA

Anyways I have half a mind to just start cutting holes in that fence every time I go by

**kuronosan** · 2015-12-26 21:22

Nerve damage is damaging yo.

**dasva** · 2015-12-26 21:45

Yeah I know. Well guess I set my recovery back another month or 2.

**Zetanio** · 2015-12-26 23:22

Ended up going out with some old friends in New Orleans that I used to work at a college bar with.

One of the guys ran into a chick that he used to hook up with randomly.

They have a child together.

He will owe child support.

He's rich as fuck.

**Airenn** · 2015-12-27 00:29

And there are times I am glad I am not a man. fuck.

DId he have it dna tested yet or he's going to right?

**dasva** · 2015-12-27 01:05

Originally Posted by Airenn

And there are times I am glad I am not a man. fuck.

DId he have it dna tested yet or he's going to right?

In some places that doesn't matter and/or you aren't allowed

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-12-27 02:42

Originally Posted by dasva

plus I got to play with a bunch of legos. Holy crap new legos stuff has more instructions than IKEA

they aint that bad. depends on the kit you get. the really big shit comes with a huge spiral-bound booklet and numbered sub-boxes. the smaller kits come with numbered bags, which is handy.

**Guitarman** · 2015-12-27 19:24

Just had my debit card stolen somehow. Still have the physical card, but weird charges have been popping up. fuck.

**Melena** · 2015-12-27 19:48

Originally Posted by Guitarman

Just had my debit card stolen somehow. Still have the physical card, but weird charges have been popping up. fuck.

Hey, we're brothers now.

Checked my closed capital one card to see if anything else slipped through. Fuckers marked the 38 dollar gas fillup I did as the fraud and not the 200+ H&M charge that is.

**Kalmado** · 2015-12-27 20:35

Originally Posted by Guitarman

Just had my debit card stolen somehow. Still have the physical card, but weird charges have been popping up. fuck.

Originally Posted by Melena

Hey, we're brothers now.

Checked my closed capital one card to see if anything else slipped through. Fuckers marked the 38 dollar gas fillup I did as the fraud and not the 200+ H&M charge that is.

My small credit union's fraud alert squad called me Christmas eve saying a bed in breakfast across the country tried using my card. This account is just an extra account I keep open just cause with zero money in it so jokes on the fraudsters!!

**Ksandra** · 2015-12-27 20:43

I have a bone to pick with Disney's merchandising.

Wen to the Disney Store yesterday and noticed while they had 34590380594 action figures of Ren and Finn, Rey was nowhere to be seen. I thought it would be cool to get them for my daughter to play with to start teaching her the ways of the force.

On the flip, I have also been pissed at the lack of boy's costumes Disney sells. Like, hurray for SW for actually having a Ren costume, but the choices for boys are so sparse compared to the girl princess line. I wanna dress up my boy like my girl gets to dress up!

**Firedemon** · 2015-12-27 22:08

Originally Posted by Guitarman

Just had my debit card stolen somehow. Still have the physical card, but weird charges have been popping up. fuck.

Had this happen once. RBC was able to track it down to the debit machine that I took money out of and put a cancel on it. They deposited 1000, then took out 500 and 480, left me with 20, most likely to see if it was flagged.

**Zetanio** · 2015-12-27 22:23

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I have a bone to pick with Disney's merchandising.

Wen to the Disney Store yesterday and noticed while they had 34590380594 action figures of Ren and Finn, Rey was nowhere to be seen. I thought it would be cool to get them for my daughter to play with to start teaching her the ways of the force.

On the flip, I have also been pissed at the lack of boy's costumes Disney sells. Like, hurray for SW for actually having a Ren costume, but the choices for boys are so sparse compared to the girl princess line. I wanna dress up my boy like my girl gets to dress up!

There are 5 billion Rey dolls available literally everywhere. Grabbed one for my niece.

**arus2001** · 2015-12-28 02:57

I imagine I either had my card skimmed or ClickandBullshit had someone shady working for them back when XI forced using them. Fortunately, they didn't get much and my bank was quick to reimburse. What made me think C&B was they apparently tried to buy some train ticket in Europe with it.

**Ksandra** · 2015-12-28 03:24

Originally Posted by Zetanio

There are 5 billion Rey dolls available literally everywhere. Grabbed one for my niece.

So, in your ass?

**Ksandra** · 2015-12-28 03:25

Originally Posted by Ksandra

So, in your ass?

But on the reals, I have leftover Disney dollars, and wanted to use them for that.

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