Random Fail: First World Problems

[Airenn]

Just giving you shit. lol

I know Me, too!

[NynJa]

Doctor already asked me to keep a log, so im workin on that part.

Id presume kidney stones would show up in an ultrasound? They said everything in that area looks normal, other than the potential cancerous fibers on my gallbladder.


And my farts always smell amazing

[Charismatic]

Here, lemme put it this way:

I'd fuck a young tony hawk, but I wouldn't fuck a me.

See, I still remember you as those old pics where you had them sexy abs and tig o bitties besides. As long as I keep that mental image you're still smashable.

[Zetanio]

See, I still remember you as those old pics where you had them sexy abs and tig o bitties besides. As long as I keep that mental image you're still smashable.

lol, you missed the butter on her face too.

[kuronosan]

Doctor already asked me to keep a log, so im workin on that part.

Id presume kidney stones would show up in an ultrasound? They said everything in that area looks normal, other than the potential cancerous fibers on my gallbladder.


And my farts always smell amazing

Have they checked your pancreas or drawn labs? Ruled out hepatobiliary obstructions?

I mean, sure a kidney stone that's large enough could show up on a sonogram but I haven't followed enough to know whether you had one done.

[Charismatic]

lol, you missed the butter on her face too.

Literally don't give a fuck.
...but I would.

[NynJa]

Have they checked your pancreas or drawn labs? Ruled out hepatobiliary obstructions?

I mean, sure a kidney stone that's large enough could show up on a sonogram but I haven't followed enough to know whether you had one done.

I got a form for a blood test, but im gonna wait till after NYE to get it done

[Airenn]

Here's what I'm working on.

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https://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12...abcda5579a.jpg

A little tummy sucking in but not too much anymore. Making progress. Tits still there, tho!

I also got huge tub of butter on my last vons order, and I figure when I'm done with that I can put it over my head. :D

[Airenn]

You get Jen. Anniston nipple pokage, and my thumb in the right corner. Had to highlight my best feature, that thumb.

[Astylla]

Here's what I'm working on.

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https://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12...abcda5579a.jpg

A little tummy sucking in but not too much anymore. Making progress. Tits still there, tho!

I also got huge tub of butter on my last vons order, and I figure when I'm done with that I can put it over my head. :D

This instantly made my day better thanks for that

I hope you meet your goals , I know how good it feels. I've got an unhealthy obsession with stomachs and think you are adorable for what it's worth lol. Total non creeper way..probably

[kuronosan]

Do crunches.

[Zetanio]

Welp. You went and did it.

[Airenn]

@Astylla Thanks! I love stomachs, too and always had a decent one. The last couple mcdonalds filled years definitely gave me a little pouch, though. Working on getting rid of it. But yea, thanks, Astylla!


@Kuronosan I do a little bit of everything. I use the machines at the gym for the thigh exercises, arm strength and crunches. I don't like their crunches machines since the spacing between the pads and the bars you grab onto is a little too big for my arms and I keep hurting my elbow. I'm going to switch to floor crunches since they have an area for that, too.

I used to not be one to advocate spending money on a gym. "Why not just run or do it yourself and buy weights, can't be that hard, right?" Fuck that mentality, get a gym membership people. So worth it. There's tanning, a sauna, water massage beds... I mean, I'm going to social media anyway, might as well get healthy and relaxed while I do.

@Zet

[Airenn]

Second post because actual fail today:

I had asked my roommates to wash a shirt and pants for work for me since they were going to do another load before leaving last night to their NYE trip. Cool, thanks.

Except I came home at midnight and went to sleep immediately without checking (which, I shoulda known better with these girls.) the dryer/washer/where my clothes were. Woke up this morning to having to rerinse and spin the damn washer because they just left the clothes in there. Thanks girls. Not to mention the empty steak bag on the corner, random trash on top of the dryer and the other stupid little shit you can't be fucked with apparently.

As someone who is learning how to clean up after themselves and keep a tidier living area, this shit is annoying. Can't wait til I straighten out my life well enough to live alone again. (Living in Jax vs. SD is going to help.)

Rant over, cause otherwise I am happy today!

[Tyrath]

I would say tits or gtfo but I guess you provided that.

[Airenn]

Close as BG's gonna get, Tyrath.

[Pharaun]

Have you considered kidney stones?

When I had a kidney stone it felt like I was getting stabbed in the kidney with a large knife over and over again. It really sucked because the pain would come and go as the stone moved around and there was no way to know when it would flare up. Once it started all I could do was curl up in ball and wait for the pain to go away. Kidney stones are evil fuckers and I hope I never get on again.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Close as BG's gonna get, Tyrath.

you're gonna cave eventually


and by the time you do they'll be saggy sacks of sadness that no one wants to see


spare yourself the pity, spare us the agony


show us ur tits

[Kryssan]

Asking for tits in the random fail thread. This'll end well.

[kuronosan]

I'm gonna say 32C? Seen one you seen them all. Jesus folks. This Is The Shallowest, Obviously Raunchiest Grab Towards Feminine Ostracism yet.