Random Fail: First World Problems

[FNH]

Shit, I'm about to plaster myself on twitch, you people don't scare me.

And if anyone is sincere enough to try and get to me then I fuckin welcome some adventure. ...even if it is rape and murdered, getting tired of this white girl mochas and zumbas anyway.

Craigslist gangbang?

[Airenn]

Woooooooooo

[Aksannyi]

I guess it could be counted as a fail that we took the kids back to school today and now it feels insanely quiet here in the house. I guess I should get used to the inevitable upcoming end to my vacation, but yeah. After two weeks of noise and borderline insanity, it's really quiet and still.

[Astylla]

It's Monday and I've been over emotional all weekend. No sign of normal female issues and definitely not pregnant because I know some fucknut will suggest it.

I'm already over today.

[Zetanio]

You knocked up.

[tyven]

might be diabetes or sleep apnea

[Tokitoki]

Had an office that the city wanted to close at the end of the year. They didn't tell me until Dec 10th-ish, so I called the landlord to make sure he was okay with it as it was short notice. The owner wasn't around so the secretary took my info and told me she'd call back.

She's now called me three times this morning, after not calling me back previously, saying she hears people next door and we were supposed to be out by the 31st.

The fuck lady? How bout you confirm you're okay with it first, like I asked, because it's a dick move to leave with only 20 days notice, plus with two major holidays I need to schedule my guys to get everything out.

Now I'm calling everybody to try to expedite this move because the dumb bitch couldn't do what she was supposed to in the first place.

[Tyrath]

Have to go back to work.

[synistar]

Starting off 2016 down another lab tech. Shorthanded by 2 techs to begin the year. And I know there will be drama over how the workload will be distributed until we get a few new hires, whenever the hell that will be.

[tyven]

Had an office that the city wanted to close at the end of the year. They didn't tell me until Dec 10th-ish, so I called the landlord to make sure he was okay with it as it was short notice. The owner wasn't around so the secretary took my info and told me she'd call back.

She's now called me three times this morning, after not calling me back previously, saying she hears people next door and we were supposed to be out by the 31st.

The fuck lady? How bout you confirm you're okay with it first, like I asked, because it's a dick move to leave with only 20 days notice, plus with two major holidays I need to schedule my guys to get everything out.

Now I'm calling everybody to try to expedite this move because the dumb bitch couldn't do what she was supposed to in the first place.

can you pls get me a cool NYC job? 120-130k range. Thx

CC: Zetanio

[Zetanio]

can you pls get me a cool NYC job? 120-130k range. Thx

CC: Zetanio

Do you have experience in finance/advertising/real estate or building management? Maybe

Otherwise, no.

[Tyrath]

What if I said I had experience but didn't actually?

[Melena]

Getting flooded with helpdesk calls due to the holiday weekend.

99% of them are fucking user error. Learn to use your shit people. I'm already requesting to push my weekly meeting to tomorrow due to all the crap.

[Zetanio]

What if I said I had experience but didn't actually?

You'd embarrass yourself and probably not get hired.

[Tyrath]

You'd embarrass yourself and probably not get hired.

No faith :<

[Byrthnoth]

probably

Interest level intensifying

[tyven]

Do you have experience in finance/advertising/real estate or building management? Maybe

Otherwise, no.

i am a federal lobbyist for financial services which is basically all of those things.

[Zetanio]

Interest level intensifying

I'll follow up with, you will be fired soon after when it becomes obvious that you have no idea what is going on.

[Astylla]

So fucking pissed at shit right now. Short version - after coming back from workmans comp work claimed I had no vacation. Now AFTER the new year says " oh looks like you did" , yet feels telling my manager on her way to the bathroom was acceptable communication.

My manager has been trying to get answers since NOVEMBER. The one in charge/ telling us balances were wrong in the system has yet to speak to me directly or respond to me via in person , phone or email.

Fuck this shit. I'm contacting my lawyer.
Is it 6pm yet..

[dasva]

So back during cyber Monday sales shit I was looking to buy something for myself from Dick's and while I was there I saw they had some awesome deals on some of those fitness watches that I'd been interested in. Like they were on sale and then everything I bought that day was an additional 25% off. Did some research ended up buying a Garmin one for about $110 after tax with free shipping when it's normally like $180 or so. So good times but been too busy to actually set it up.

Flash forward to last weekend when I finally do the whole gift exchange with the folks because they were out of town for Christmas and guess what they got me a Fitbit (which is kind of funny because I'd never really shown interest in these things lol) that is effectively a sidegrade of the Garmin. Except they paid full price of $160.

So now I'm in this awkward position of choosing which to keep and send back. Or possibly keep both since each is a little superior in some ways... but if I wanted $350 of wriststraps I would've gotten one of those awesome gps fitness watches lol. Plus look like such a tool. On one hand I'd get more back returning the one my parents got me and from what I've read I think overall it would be slightly better for me. On the other hand seems like a dick move

They also got me a food scale that isn't much different than the one I already have... but well can certainly use a 2nd one