Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

i am a federal lobbyist for financial services which is basically all of those things.

And he makes enough to buy 4k sneakers. Clear example of government money going to waste.

[Zetanio]

i am a federal lobbyist for financial services which is basically all of those things.

Hah, we probably work together somehow.

Weird.

[Buffy]

My work site has 4 technicians of my level, we should have 9, but for certain reasons, staffing on our sites is particularly difficult (part of the process can take between 3-36 months depending on the person's background and they might be told they can't do it at the end). I just got on site 2.5 months ago. Of the other 3 techs, 2 have applied for other jobs within the program and 1 is about to. This means there is the real possibility that I could be the only tech in 2-2.5 months.

Oh, and we are supposed to maintain a 7 day a week 24 hour a day schedule.

[NynJa]

Hah, we probably work together somehow.

Weird.

Are you gonna start asking every person you meet thats work related if they have a 900$ pair of jordans, or wtv?

[tyven]

And he makes enough to buy 4k sneakers. Clear example of government money going to waste.

no i don't work for gov i work for a non profit which i guess is the same thing except the gov prob pays more and wow it is impossible to get fired from a gov job

[Airenn]

can confirm, ex still works at the postal service. his father did, too, and i was entertained by all the stories of people doing shit and just not being fired.

[Zetanio]

no i don't work for gov i work for a non profit which i guess is the same thing except the gov prob pays more and wow it is impossible to get fired from a gov job

My friends work for the government and they may make dogshit but they could literally pile that dogshit on their bosses desk and not get fired.

[Pringles]

no i don't work for gov i work for a non profit which i guess is the same thing except the gov prob pays more and wow it is impossible to get fired from a gov job

Fact. A coworker of mine just only recently got fired for breaking policy. Almost two years ago. And the only reason she got the can was there were multiple video feeds of her repeatedly doing the act, multiple write ups in the past of her doing the act, and a prior suspension for the exact same thing.

[dasva]

I knew of someone that was somehow still employed while in prison <.<

A lot of it from what I've seen it isn't always that you "can't" fire them as often the process of building some crazy iron clad case of firing them (usually involving lots of accumulated paperwork) takes so much time and money that it ends up being more than it costs to keep them employed

[tyven]

I knew of someone that was somehow still employed while in prison <.<

A lot of it from what I've seen it isn't always that you "can't" fire them as often the process of building some crazy iron clad case of firing them (usually involving lots of accumulated paperwork) takes so much time and money that it ends up being more than it costs to keep them employed

This is 100% correct

[Anoat]

Random thought shared to me by inebriated coworker that will likely haunt me:
If you are a male, aged 60 or younger, there is a very high chance you will one day jerk off to someone who hasn't even been born yet as of today.

[Astylla]

Fuck what's been seen can't be unseen or in this case unread. Fuck lol.

[dasva]

Random thought shared to me by inebriated coworker that will likely haunt me:
If you are a male, aged 60 or younger, there is a very high chance you will one day jerk off to someone who hasn't even been born yet as of today.

Well if it's gunna happen might as well get started on it now

[TheDirtyHobo]

Random thought shared to me by inebriated coworker that will likely haunt me:
If you are a male, aged 60 or younger, there is a very high chance you will one day jerk off to someone who hasn't even been born yet as of today.

Take it to its extreme conclusion. If you're under 30 and have a pregnancy fetish, you'll probably jerk off to someone who's granparent hasn't been born yet.

[Churchill]

[FNH]

Take it to its extreme conclusion. If you're under 30 and have a pregnancy fetish, you'll probably jerk off to someone who's granparent hasn't been born yet.

[Airenn]

You remember that friend I'm trying not to spend $50+ bucks on a jacket for Christmas? I'm still trying to get out of it or find cheaper products (yes, I realize I'm shitty) and I sent a FB message to Teepublic asking when their next sales were.

Here's the reply I got, and you tell me BG, sincere or sarcastic/negative response?:

[FNH]

You remember that friend I'm trying not to spend $50+ bucks on a jacket for Christmas? I'm still trying to get out of it or find cheaper products (yes, I realize I'm shitty) and I sent a FB message to Teepublic asking when their next sales were.

Here's the reply I got, and you tell me BG, sincere or sarcastic/negative response?:

[IMG]https://bucket.bluegartr.com/025e5d18970bc7876556570f5d097c97.png[MG]

generic customer service "we'll be nice and hope you buy from us"

[BaneTheBrawler]

since youre asking about sales instead of backing out entirely i'd say it's as genuine as customer service ever is.

[TheDirtyHobo]

wut?

If the grandparent is born tomorrow, has a daughter at 25, and she gets pregnant at 25, someone below 30 now would be 80 at max (which seems to be the cutoff that person used). I would consider a pregnancy fetish jacking it to both the parent and the child.

I don't know why the fuck I'm defending this assertion.