Random Fail: First World Problems

[Byrthnoth]

[Melena]

i'm going to hell.

[Jefe]

El Nino rekt'd my ass today.

[Cantih]

otoh, the rains gave L.A. a completely bonkers sunset just now.

[Churchill]

If the grandparent is born tomorrow, has a daughter at 25, and she gets pregnant at 25, someone below 30 now would be 80 at max (which seems to be the cutoff that person used). I would consider a pregnancy fetish jacking it to both the parent and the child.

I don't know why the fuck I'm defending this assertion.

lol.

Also, lol.

Also

If you're under 30 and have a pregnancy fetish, you'll probably jerk off to someone who's granparent hasn't been born yet.

How do I jerk off to someone whose grandparents haven't been born yet.

Also, lol.

Also, you're dumb.

[TheDirtyHobo]

I'm not going to defend the first one because it's obviously a stretch for the sake of a joke. For the second one, if you really can't follow along with the bouncing ball, I don't know what to tell you. Not derailing this any further, so have fun.

[kuronosan]

$50 on a jacket is stupid expensive.

[FNH]

$50 on a jacket is stupid expensive.

For someone classified as a friend or lower

[Yabby]

$50 on a jacket is stupid expensive.

Gift maybe.... but i can't find any jackets i like under 200 (There have been a few, but they are rare).

[Zetanio]

$50 on a jacket is stupid expensive.

For a gift.

Spending less than $100 on a jacket for yourself is a rip.

My outerwear costs are really high enough though I pay cost :*(

[Tokitoki]

My snowboarding/winter jacket was $400 on sale. Really nice jacket, though.

[Airenn]

I'm going to get him a shirt with the same design, card, confess I didn't have the money for this shit.

[Zetanio]

My snowboarding/winter jacket was $400 on sale. Really nice jacket, though.

I have two at the moment, both were ~$300 at cost.

My new bibb pants are fucking expensive though, $400 cost ((((((((((((

I use them a shitload so I don't mind the investment for high grade shit.

[arus2001]

I'm going to get him a shirt with the same design, card, confess I didn't have the money for this shit.

You could always just give him a picture of the jacket with a note saying, "May the rage or not getting it keep you warm in its place!" or something equally snarky.

[Airenn]

I am kind of mad that he thinks this is ok and was even pressing for it. Like, who else is spending this amount of money on you? You always know I don't have much and I'm paying off debts, like wat? Where's the humbleness, where's the "ohhh don't get me something expensive"

I grew up in a different world than this rich asian kid man.

[Zetanio]

I am kind of mad that he thinks this is ok and was even pressing for it. Like, who else is spending this amount of money on you? You always know I don't have much and I'm paying off debts, like wat? Where's the humbleness, where's the "ohhh don't get me something expensive"

I grew up in a different world than this rich asian kid man.

Then tell him to fuck off.

[Tokitoki]

I have two at the moment, both were ~$300 at cost.

My new bibb pants are fucking expensive though, $400 cost ((((((((((((

I use them a shitload so I don't mind the investment for high grade shit.

Have you gone to a mountain yet this season? It's been so damn warm even VT wasn't getting much in the way of snow.

One of my friends is going out to Park City area sometime in the next two months; I'm hoping to snag a free place to stay for the weekend. He's going to do some job out there, but it's still not confirmed when he'd be out there.

[Ksandra]

I don't understand how it's January 6th and you are still trying to figure out a Christmas gift.

[edit] I mean, it's nice you are trying to be nice, but I would at this point just be honest and if he has issues, then he never was a friend worth having to begin with.

[Raldo]

It boggles my mind that adults get each other anything more than gag gifts for the holidays. I don't give anyone but my wife a damn thing, and I expect nothing in return.

[tyven]

I am kind of mad that he thinks this is ok and was even pressing for it. Like, who else is spending this amount of money on you? You always know I don't have much and I'm paying off debts, like wat? Where's the humbleness, where's the "ohhh don't get me something expensive"

I grew up in a different world than this rich asian kid man.

u r only enabling him. you should not get him anything. i will get you a gift certificate to the place for nudes