Random Fail: First World Problems

[Ksandra]

My wife has me on the weirdest fuck schedule right now trying to pinpoint her ovulation. She switches it up every month. Right now she has me crushing it every other day. I'm like damn this is s lot of work just to get Zika virus'd. I'm trying to chill and cop a Korean baby or something

This is probably a bad idea. I have heard it often that you shouldn't overdo it.

More importantly, one of the biggest factor of the stress. There is some truth to the "once you stop trying" phrase, simply because if you aren't trying you are more relaxed and more relaxed is more likely to produce.

For my first it took us about a year, and I had given up trying a month before because of school and then whoops. And trust me, I know it's hard to relax when you want a baby. I heard it all the time when trying but couldn't help but be tunnel visioned about it.

[kuronosan]

I dunno, my wife and I nailed it the first time. It's not exactly rocket science. Just don't put pressure on success and have sex roughly 6-8 days after the last period.

[Aksannyi]

Both of my kids were unplanned so I have no advice at all. Definitely happens easily when you're not even trying though.

[AidenCarby]

I've been peeing on my girlfriend, so far no luck.

[FNH]

I've been peeing on my girlfriend, so far no luck.

Well there's your problem

[Melena]

Fucking El Nino is killing my allergies. After a couple of dry days, we had a super windy day yesterday and my allergies have been like death all morning.

[zoobernut]

I dunno, my wife and I nailed it the first time. It's not exactly rocket science. Just don't put pressure on success and have sex roughly 6-8 days after the last period.

It is different every time. First kid my wife and I got it done on the first week we were trying. Now we are trying again for a second and it has been almost a year of trying and no luck yet.

[dasva]

So we try to order up a part to fix the shredder our truck and turns out they had an old one lying around they just had to pull out of the truck to send to us. This was the Monday before last. We call up a few days later to ask how it's coming and they said they almost got it (mind you we tore it apart in about a day and unlike them we aren't really set up for it tool or personnel wise. Shit is heavy as fuck). Anyways we like ok send it right away then but they tell us they need to repaint it first. We tell them it doesn't need to be repainted it needs to be here ASAP. Mind you this part is inside where no one will see it in a dry environment. Well a Friday before last comes up and we ask where it is... turns out they decided to paint it anyways. Of course we had rearranged workers schedules to have people available that weekend to install. Whoops.

So check again Monday last it seems the pain is still drying somehow (indicative they done fucked up on the paint job). Doesn't get here till late Friday afternoon what should've gotten here over a week before. Check it out and sure enough the paint job is seriously fucked. Like it's already coming off just rubbing it with our fingers. Seems they didn't prep the metal at all. Forget sanding/grinding they didn't even wipe off the grease and thick layers of greasy dust before painting it. They also decided to put thick layers in areas where bolts are going in and areas that are going to be rubbing and even a good paint job wont last 30 seconds of operation. But hey it's here now

[Astylla]

I get easily annoyed at work when it's obvious people are socializing versus doing their job. Slow periods happen but ignoring incoming calls or not responding to emails from the weekend that I have to reforward to get someone's attention is frustrating.

I like the people I work with but sometimes I wish there was a bit more authority.

[AidenCarby]

I dunno, my wife and I nailed it the first time. It's not exactly rocket science. Just don't put pressure on success and have sex roughly 6-8 days after the last period.

To be fair Latinos are the fucking balls are getting women pregnant.

[Brill Weave]

when I'm around a woman is always ready to receive seed

[dasva]

Yay for impossible tasks. So get call from boss I need to put in a customer for tomorrow... except he can't remember the name and the names he gives aren't real. All he remembers is it something insurance and it might be on a certain street... except only customer we have on that street is a school.

There is an insurance sorta nearby that vaguely resembles some of the parts of some of the names he gave... except his last clue was it was a place that was recently on the schedule that got voided and no insurance company has a voided invoice going 3 months back which is actually kind of amazing.

It also possibly doesn't mean anything since the boss has this really annoying habit of taking voided invoices and unvoiding them and changing them into some completely other one to use. Which makes it rather hard to search for them not to mention leads to a lot more errors since instead of just clicking on a pre-generated one he is changing each thing on said invoice 1 by 1. Also leads to me getting in trouble for "missing" ones because when you are doing a quick final look for new things that may have been adding literally minutes before the work day is over you are much less likely to notice a small change in the middle of a list with the number staying the same then say an actual new one appearing at the bottom. Apparently this is done to "save" invoice numbers. I keep trying to explain that a computer program wont run out but to no avail

[BaneTheBrawler]

sounds like you work with a fucking moron

[dasva]

He's always kind of tended to be the throw more work at it kind of thinking and drop everything to the shiny object of the second. Which obviously doesn't work leads to a lot of simple errors and missing stuff especially when he handles all the phones even when out on runs. Plus it's horribly inefficient which being lazy myself is sort of a pet peeve of mine. And having been a nuke missing details on things especially paperwork... is how people die!!! Or at least what was drilled into us. But still they matter

But seriously I feel like saying instructions unclear bullshitted on the internet instead

[Brill Weave]

Got bit by a deer tick yesterday. Got it all removed and cleaned out with alcohol. I don't think it was attached for more than a few hours. Wake up this morning with a sore throat, fatigue, mild headache, and just general malaise. Looks like a trip to the doctor's for me tomorrow.

[Airenn]

Ommmgggg you got dat Lyme disease. Ughhhh if it's that, please report in with the experience and best of luck to you man. That sucks and go as soon as you can.

[Astylla]

Got bit by a deer tick yesterday. Got it all removed and cleaned out with alcohol. I don't think it was attached for more than a few hours. Wake up this morning with a sore throat, fatigue, mild headache, and just general malaise. Looks like a trip to the doctor's for me tomorrow.

And here we thought your wife would be your ultimate undoing.

Seriously though hope it's nothing serious..

[jmc]

And here we thought your wife would be your ultimate undoing.

Seriously though hope it's nothing serious..

Hey now, she could have planted it.

Hope your alright bud

[Boyiee]

Trying to have a small superbowl party... Invited about 20ish people not expecting all to come. 13 accepted withing first hour. Shit.

[vagus]

Trying to have a small superbowl party... Invited about 20ish people not expecting all to come. 13 accepted withing first hour. Shit.

Oh shit.