Random Fail: First World Problems

**AidenCarby** · 2016-02-04 12:02

Onions, Cilantro, Corn, Avacado chunks gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-04 12:02

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Corn

No.

**AidenCarby** · 2016-02-04 12:04

It's ok if your palate is still shit tier, I will show you the way my son.

**Churchill** · 2016-02-04 12:07

Yeah I can tell by looking at that you live in a part of the country a Pace Picante commercial would make fun of

**jmc** · 2016-02-04 12:08

Dislocated my right shoulder at work two weeks ago. Finally got the all clear to go back to work and playing sports on Friday.

I then go and fracture my left shoulder Sunday morning.

Fun times

**AidenCarby** · 2016-02-04 12:10

Originally Posted by Churchill

Yeah I can tell by looking at that you live in a part of the country a Pace Picante commercial would make fun of

You'd be right, Connecticut has shit tier Mexican food...I sure miss Cali sometimes.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-04 12:15

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

It's ok if your palate is still shit tier, I will show you the way my son.

Not with corn in your guacamole, scrub.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-04 12:57

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Take this to the cooking thread and leave that fucking cilantro out because it tastes like dirty soap and should be illegal.

Zet and I agreeing happens so rarely that I must quote it and reply. FUCK CILANTRO.

**Churchill** · 2016-02-04 13:02

It's probably good you didn't give your interviewer chlamydia

**Melena** · 2016-02-04 14:07

Originally Posted by jmc

Dislocated my right shoulder at work two weeks ago. Finally got the all clear to go back to work and playing sports on Friday.

I then go and fracture my left shoulder Sunday morning.

Fun times

Your Lieutenant must really love you right now.

**jmc** · 2016-02-04 14:16

Originally Posted by Melena

Your Lieutenant must really love you right now.

He is not speaking to me at the moment lol

**Melena** · 2016-02-04 14:18

Originally Posted by jmc

He is not speaking to me at the moment lol

You are so going to get wrapped up in bubblewrap by your Sergeant when you get cleared to return.

**jmc** · 2016-02-04 14:20

Originally Posted by Melena

You are so going to get wrapped up in bubblewrap by your Sergeant when you get cleared to return.

My partner is claiming he will start a gofundme so I can buy a bubble to work in.

Bubblewrap sounds like a better alternative

**Melena** · 2016-02-04 14:20

Yeah, I can see you trying to arrest someone and they just kick you down the street like a soccer ball.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-04 14:22

Thanks for the mental image, I just laughed my ass off.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-04 15:11

Originally Posted by jmc

My partner is claiming he will start a gofundme so I can buy a bubble to work in.

Bubblewrap sounds like a better alternative

Haha oh man I feel this so much. I'm such a clutz I'm always getting told I'm going to end up in bubble wrap. Sounds like something I would do.

**kuronosan** · 2016-02-04 16:27

TIL Church knows food.

**Churchill** · 2016-02-04 17:03

I eat lunchmeat, apples, almond butter, and eggs 95% of my meals.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-04 17:16

Fucking hell just as everyone I know who is pregnant on Facebook approaches their due date more come forth. Bleh.

**Tyrath** · 2016-02-04 17:19

Originally Posted by Astylla

Fucking hell just as everyone I know who is pregnant on Facebook approaches their due date more come forth. Bleh.

Welcome to the rest of your life.

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