Random Fail: First World Problems

**dasva** · 2016-02-09 15:06

So customer comes in when we aint even open to the public today. She tells me she didn't see anything about when we are opened when she googled us. I'm guessing she didn't click anything since the first search item is our website followed by our website again followed by yelp etc all of which have our hours of operation. She then tells me I personally need to make it so her google search shows it because she's searching on her phone and apparently can't click links on it or something. Told her yeah I'm gunna go call google right away

**Sirbacube** · 2016-02-09 15:07

There's going to be a lot of bias in these rankings, but if I had to assign an order to the top 3:

1. Mel's computer and customer service woes.
2. The guy that went to the KFC that ran out of chicken.
3. Bane shitting glass.

For me, Aks' and Astylla's problems kinda got repetitive and lost their flavor after a while. Brill and CS's stories are in their own special category of hilarity.

**Churchill** · 2016-02-09 15:16

I'll allow it

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-09 15:18

I'm good with this.

**Moss** · 2016-02-09 15:21

Originally Posted by Sirbacube

There's going to be a lot of bias in these rankings, but if I had to assign an order to the top 3:

1. Mel's computer and customer service woes.
2. The guy that went to the KFC that ran out of chicken.
3. Bane shitting glass.

For me, Aks' and Astylla's problems kinda got repetitive and lost their flavor after a while. Brill and CS's stories are in their own special category of hilarity.

"I had a headache for a minute but now it's gone." ad infinitum

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-09 15:22

"My internet died at the library for 10 minutes. My life is impossible."

**Churchill** · 2016-02-09 15:25

"I was breathing but then I forgot and it sucked."

**tyven** · 2016-02-09 15:27

i had a pink sock and now i cant find it

**tyven** · 2016-02-09 15:27

mine doubles as a joke about anal gone wrong

**Charismatic** · 2016-02-09 15:35

Originally Posted by tyven

mine doubles as a joke about anal gone wrong

thx brah, never woulda figured it out

**jmc** · 2016-02-09 15:36

Originally Posted by Sirbacube

There's going to be a lot of bias in these rankings, but if I had to assign an order to the top 3:

1. Mel's computer and customer service woes.
2. The guy that went to the KFC that ran out of chicken.
3. Bane shitting glass.

For me, Aks' and Astylla's problems kinda got repetitive and lost their flavor after a while. Brill and CS's stories are in their own special category of hilarity.

Pretty solid.

**tyven** · 2016-02-09 15:36

Originally Posted by Charismatic

thx brah, never woulda figured it out

no prob m8

**NynJa** · 2016-02-09 15:46

sweet jesus, Aks has almost 1000 posts in this thread

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-09 15:50

Originally Posted by NynJa

sweet jesus, Aks has almost 1000 posts in this thread

I am exactly 0% surprised.

**NynJa** · 2016-02-09 15:52

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I am exactly 0% surprised.

HOWEVER
She also leads the way in the Random Win thread, with a paltry 352

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-09 15:54

How many true "random wins" can a person have? The thread's only about 2 years old. That's a random win every other day (although it's really just responses).

**Airenn** · 2016-02-09 16:05

Aks is 90% response, 10% substance

**Ratatapa** · 2016-02-09 16:07

Originally Posted by Airenn

Aks is 90% response, 10% substance

90% rage and falling into traps

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-02-09 16:10

10% trap 90% tits

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-02-09 16:13

The golden ratio of anime.

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