Random Fail: First World Problems

**Clash Perez** · 2016-02-10 02:46

Ordered hot wings, extra hot.

Halfway through, bit the shit out of my upper lip, right in the center.

Now I get to eat the other half while smearing extra hot sauce in an open wound, 'cause fuck not finishing them.

**synistar** · 2016-02-10 08:40

Get to my desk @ work and this is what it sounds like right now, only 15 of them at the same time.

No. Everything is not ok. And it isn't the building alarm.

**Boyiee** · 2016-02-10 10:02

Woman started getting itchy and a couple hives last night after showering and trying on a few dresses for today. Take benadryl go to sleep w/e. Woke up today with them everywhere lol. WELP.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-02-10 10:22

Got rear ended hard on the highway which made my bmw slam into the vehicle in front of me. Car totalled by peasant vehicles.

**tyven** · 2016-02-10 10:23

now you can get a real car like a scion

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-10 10:24

Toyota is dropping the Scion brand. Not sure it will qualify as a "real car" now, if it ever did.

**tyven** · 2016-02-10 10:31

hey you better act fast then, its even more real once its discontinued

**dasva** · 2016-02-10 10:59

Was cooking last night and went to clean up and some food was totally stuck on my non stick pan. I want a refund

**synistar** · 2016-02-10 10:59

Follow up on all the alarms going off. Equipment all lost power for an extended period of time. None of the managers or supervisors have been notified via email of what the hell happened. Oh boy what a shit show I have today. And we're in the middle of a regulatory audit right now. OH JOY!

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-10 11:02

Originally Posted by synistar

Follow up on all the alarms going off. Equipment all lost power for an extended period of time. None of the managers or supervisors have been notified via email of what the hell happened. Oh boy what a shit show I have today. And we're in the middle of a regulatory audit right now. OH JOY!

That's conveniently timed. Good luck!

**Melena** · 2016-02-10 14:59

Originally Posted by synistar

Follow up on all the alarms going off. Equipment all lost power for an extended period of time. None of the managers or supervisors have been notified via email of what the hell happened. Oh boy what a shit show I have today. And we're in the middle of a regulatory audit right now. OH JOY!

I feel you. Couple years ago, an entire housing unit lost network connectivity overnight due to a power failure in the switch room for that house. I came in at 830, they asked for an update, I checked it out and contacted the county help desk as they are supposed to notify us if any switch ever goes down. Turns out they knew, notified building and maintenance that there was a power outage, then never followed up. To add insult to injury, golf cart wasn't available so I had to walk about a mile behind the jail just to get to the switch room behind the house. Not how I wanted to start my morning.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-02-10 16:43

Welp. Rip BMW. Serves me right for taking the god damn 66 to work. Gonna get crazy drunk now to fucking forget all this bullshit.

**tyven** · 2016-02-10 16:46

and then go get a hyundai sonata

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-02-10 16:51

Funny you say that. It's my rental until insurance figures out what to do with my vehicle. Can't stand this shit. To be taken out by a fucking Nissan Versa pisses me off to holy hell.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-10 17:29

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Funny you say that. It's my rental until insurance figures out what to do with my vehicle. Can't stand this shit. To be taken out by a fucking Nissan Versa pisses me off to holy hell.

That's just..I'm not sure there's enough alcohol to counter that. Seriously sucks man.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-02-10 17:41

Originally Posted by tyven

now you can get a real car like a scion

**AidenCarby** · 2016-02-10 18:00

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Funny you say that. It's my rental until insurance figures out what to do with my vehicle. Can't stand this shit. To be taken out by a fucking Nissan Versa pisses me off to holy hell.

AHAHA, at least it wasn't a Prius....I spilled a bike because of one of those fucking things.

**Melena** · 2016-02-10 18:54

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Funny you say that. It's my rental until insurance figures out what to do with my vehicle. Can't stand this shit. To be taken out by a fucking Nissan Versa pisses me off to holy hell.

At least they gave you that. Every time I had to have my Fusion in the shop (over 90 days before Ford bought it back), they would only cover the bare minimum for a fucking ford focus or something equally small or smaller. Not cool when you are 6'3 and 250-270lbs.

Last month of it being in the shop I at least got them to pay to put me in a Chrysler 300 and got them to reimburse me for the gas since the damn thing had the city mileage of a hummer. Rental cost alone to them was almost 1500 bucks.

**Anoat** · 2016-02-10 19:01

Last time I had to use a rental while my truck was in the shop, the rental place gave me a SATURN. I don't even think those have been made in the last decade.

**Fondue** · 2016-02-10 20:20

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Welp. Rip BMW. Serves me right for taking the god damn 66 to work. Gonna get crazy drunk now to fucking forget all this bullshit.

What model was it :'^(

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