Random Fail: First World Problems

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-12 09:53

It kickstarts your metabolism, so I'm going to continue to eat something light every morning.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-12 09:54

It's not ingrained into us by society, it's ingrained into us as animals. We don't eat for ~10 hours so we eat after we wake up because we're hungry.

I would skip breakfast in college, but it's not like you're healthier for having skipped it.

**vivbiibasjiu** · 2016-02-12 09:54

"Kickstarts your metablism" is such a MomScience myth lol. There's no evidence to show that besides breakfast cereal box advertisement

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-12 09:59

Edgiest guy on earth over here. Don't miss it.

I usually just eat fruit 3 days a week. Monday and Friday I go bacon and egg on toast. Weekends are a crapshoot depending on what I'm up to.

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-12 09:59

Originally Posted by vivbiibasjiu

"Kickstarts your metablism" is such a MomScience myth lol. There's no evidence to show that besides breakfast cereal box advertisement

Or, you know, my dietitian. Who I pretty much trust to know what she's talking about when it comes to diet and nutrition.

**vivbiibasjiu** · 2016-02-12 10:04

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

It's not ingrained into us by society, it's ingrained into us as animals. We don't eat for ~10 hours so we eat after we wake up because we're hungry.

I would skip breakfast in college, but it's not like you're healthier for having skipped it.

Ever since I was a child I have had absolutely no appetite after waking up (and I sleep for like 9-10 hours minimum), people would always try to force me to eat breakfast even though the thought of eating anything was absolutely revolting at that hour. I must not be an animal

Though come to think of it I can't think of any animals that immediately eat as soon as they wake up. It doesn't make any sense in our evolutionary development either. "Good morning caveman husband, would you like to snack on a small rabbit this morning before you go out to hunt?"

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-12 10:09

Get a pet bird, cover the cage at night. In the morning, uncover the cage and see what it does. It'll eat its seed.

Go outside in the morning, look for a squirrel or something. What is it doing? Digging/gathering food.

I get up in the morning. I feed the dog, let her out, take a shit, get in the shower. By the time I'm taking a shit my stomach is gurgling, telling me to eat.

You don't want to eat in the morning? Fine. That doesn't mean you're "not an animal," it means you're an outlier.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-12 10:10

He's a special snowflake.

**tyven** · 2016-02-12 10:24

i have coffee for breakfast or sometimes a chai. its pretty dope

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-12 10:34

Originally Posted by tyven

i have coffee for breakfast or sometimes a chai. its pretty dope

See, I don't appreciate chai. Never really dug it.

**Melena** · 2016-02-12 11:04

Originally Posted by Zetanio

He's a special snowflake.

Almost as bad as maz

**dasva** · 2016-02-12 11:19

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

It kickstarts your metabolism, so I'm going to continue to eat something light every morning.

So does a biking to work

**Anoat** · 2016-02-12 11:36

One of my old bosses was fond of his coffee/jelly donut/Camel cigarette breakfast routine. It was the absolute only time I ever saw him eat anything. I wonder if he is dead yet?

**vivbiibasjiu** · 2016-02-12 11:40

I'm willing to bet all the people championing breakfast are coincidentally overweight, since apparently they feel they need to eat every 5 minutes to keep their metabolism "going"

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-12 11:41

Originally Posted by vivbiibasjiu

I'm willing to bet all the people championing breakfast are coincidentally overweight, since apparently they feel they need to eat every 5 minutes to keep their metabolism "going"

ROFL.

**Ratatapa** · 2016-02-12 11:42

Originally Posted by vivbiibasjiu

I'm willing to bet all the people championing breakfast are coincidentally overweight, since apparently they feel they need to eat every 5 minutes to keep their metabolism "going"

Is that you Maz? Or are you just some retard troll that thinks everyone is the same?

"People who champion breakfast are fat"
"People who started with FFVII must hate FFIX"

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-12 11:42

Originally Posted by vivbiibasjiu

I'm willing to bet all the people championing breakfast are coincidentally overweight, since apparently they feel they need to eat every 5 minutes to keep their metabolism "going"

I'm 5'-11", 167lbs. I'm the fattest.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-12 11:42

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

I'm 5'-11", 167lbs. I'm the fattest.

Get the fuck out of here Fatty Fatterson.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-02-12 11:44

There is a strange substance coming out of my eyes after reading that statement.

I am going to go into a dark place and stay there for an extended period and contemplate what this new sensation is.

**vivbiibasjiu** · 2016-02-12 11:44

It's okay go eat a donut to keep your metabolism up

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