Random Fail: First World Problems

[TheDirtyHobo]

Unless you know the chef airplanes in his stock fresh daily (and thus, is gonna be hella pricey), I would not get sushi at any restaurant that is further than 50 miles from a saltwater fishing port.

Ehh, the fish is just one part of sushi. The rice is just as, if not more important, unless you're one of those sashimi-only weeaboo shits. The place I usually go to (and went to because this new place was goddamn shut down) has the best rice I've found. A lot of sushi fish is aged anyways. The reason proximity to a coastline leads to better sushi is because whoever is in charge with getting the restaurant's fish (assuming it's not farmed out to an intermediary supplier) can be on-site to see and hand-select their first choices of individual fish. All the retarded birth defect fish get sent to Iowa.

Edit: A secondary reason is just established talent. Big-name chefs flock to coastline areas for aforementioned reasons, fledglings go there to try and learn from and train with those chefs, etc. No one's going to Nebraska to learn shit. Luckily Vegas has a halfway decent scene despite being pretty far off the coast because of the high-class hotels buying out good chefs, but still not as great as when I was in Seattle.

[Churchill]

Lol. Facts.

My parents have a horrible kitchen, compared to white people kitchen. Thank god, my gf is white. Got a sparkly kitchen now.

Yeah I don't care either way personally, clean freak or just not messy, as long as I don't have to do any of it. Since I won't do any of it, this isn't really a problem.

I don't mind the kitchen shit though, at first I thought it was hella weird because they'd have like Pizza Hut they ordered from 4 days ago still sitting on the table but now it's whatever. The only thing that really bothers me is when they do Thanksgiving or something and they use packaged gravy and I'm like nigga please, get out the way.

Plus it doesn't hurt that I'm pretty, automatically fights off infections.

[Zetanio]

This really is the fucking random fail thread.

I'm getting sushi for dinner.

[kuronosan]

In an odd twist, I am eating sushi.

[dasva]

Holy shit, I'd be livid. Fuckin' people man.


Also saw Deadpool in a no-one-under-21 luxury place (Cinepolis) and it was fantastic. Reclining leather chairs, food/drink service, respectable people - I'm pretty sure I got as close to heaven as possible. (Going to copy that for the win section!)

Even better they actually had the gall to ask me to move. Man though your experience sounds amazeballs

[Zetanio]

In an odd twist, I am eating sushi.

My man.

[Ratatapa]

My sister and I used to eat Honey Comb dry for snacks as kids. We both hate the cereals that have the dry marshmallows in them. Biting down on those things give me a weird sensation in my teeth.

Lucky charms?

[Airenn]

From FB: I am very much not an animal-owning person. As much talk I do about having a corgi or cute kitty cat, I know I couldn't do it. Drive me up the fucking wall. Damn dog literally got on my desk to eat a piece of chocolate and ripped up that little stuffed toy I got at the fair. He also shit on the floor. Starting tomorrow if I leave the house, he's back in his cage. /annoyed


Same roommates as the cat story obviously. We were all gone a large portion of the day. The dog gets "bored." And he eats whatever he can find - He doesn't like the food they got for him. (Arguably decent dog food, but the dog doesn't like it.) So he eats whatever he can find on the tables, floors, and lately the trash can. We've been shutting all the doors - I didn't shut mine today but I figured they might shut mine since they left after me. They shut every other door but mine.

[FNH]

I didn't shut mine today

Victim blaming but that one is on you. You already know you can't trust them, so make sure you don't have to rely on them.

[Airenn]

I know you're right but fuck man. Courtesy. They asked me to shut all the doors if I am last to leave, too. I am obviously not going to intentionally poison an animal but like a block of dark chocolate left out...


Sigh, obviously I'm just doing pissed-off-dark-humor, but yea. They don't mistreat the animals, but they do neglect them for the amount of time that should be put into having animals. Dog has wayyyy to much energy for how much attention/walks/play he gets and obviously little to no training besides pooping outside if able to. (He does it inside after a long while of no one home, or you know... any time it rains because he won't even step outside.)

[BaneTheBrawler]

I didn't shut mine today

i feel like this is a problem you probably have a lot

[Airenn]

Since I'm fucking ranting anyway - What's with having so much shit? Are PINECONES fucking decoration now??? They have a "JOY" sign on the wall - the kind that lights up. This shit

Spoiler: show

on the wall that's half peeling off.

A couple of wine stands/coolers filled with clutter - not wines. Nothing's organized, they used the oven for storage on pots/pans (No. Fucking... No.) A little "drink" bar cart thing that has mason jars and candy canes? Fake flower jar and fake orchids. One of them had her credit card information stolen a few months ago. Probably cause she just tosses personal papers in the trash without looking at them/tearing them up. (They bought a shredder, lol.)

I took the trash out, thinking they'd cover putting new bags in? (Two trash cans) They did just one. lol. We have a reg. can and a recycling can, yea? They don't fucking abide (separate).

"Getting healthier", but I see fast food bags every week, lol. Oh, the coffee pot on the shelf that hasn't been used in ages because of the Verissimo and French Press? That's well and good, but I opened it recently and there's an OLD FILTER AND COFFEE IN THERE. I just put it back on the shelf. I literally wrapped tape around the silverware drawer and replaced the plastic piece that basically holds it because they'd left it sticking out of the cabinet for god know hows long before I moved in. When I did that I had to rummage through closet boxes of theirs to find the missing pieces and charger to their hot pink tool set.

I could go on for ages. They aren't bad people but remind me of myself about 5+ years ago. A lot of shit and no sense of organization or will power.

Edit: The backyard, lol. I should take a picture after two weeks of them not cleaning up the poops. Bicycles, tables, grills. I see all this extra shit and I think "money." $5 here $5 there and MORE ROOM.

[Airenn]

i feel like this is a problem you probably have a lot

Nah, I live in a tiny fucking room so I try to air it out when I can. I don't even keep my shoes in here. tyven probs has a closet of shoes bigger than the room I am in.

[Petitssk]

I sold a DVD and got a complaint because it's not in HD. I'm starting to wonder if I should sell anything at all.

[The Stig]

I sold a DVD and got a complaint because it's not in HD. I'm starting to wonder if I should sell anything at all.

This is why I am hesitant to put anything up for sale these days.

[Brill Weave]

Nah, I live in a tiny fucking room so I try to air it out when I can. I don't even keep my shoes in here. tyven probs has a closet of shoes bigger than the room I am in.

He also pays someone to dust the shoes off.

[tyven]

He also pays someone to dust the shoes off.

and she doesnt even give me a husband discount!

[Tokitoki]

and she doesnt even give me a husband discount!

My wife just complains I own more shoes than her so you're ahead of me at least.

[Arkanna]

I own two pairs of shoes: the ones I work in, and the ones I don't work in. lol

[BaneTheBrawler]

2 pairs of slippers (one indoors only, one indoors/outdoors), my normal shoes which the BG sneakerbros recommended, my steeltoe water resistant boots, my old pair of shoes to fill essentially the same role as the outdoor slippers but for when im going further, and my old pair of boots for painting and other such projects. plus my formal and casual dress shoes. so counting slippers 8 pairs. honestly prob gonna get rid of my old shoes soon; they're redundant and still p much dead. but yeh, each with a purpose.

Nah, I live in a tiny fucking room so I try to air it out when I can. I don't even keep my shoes in here. tyven probs has a closet of shoes bigger than the room I am in.

this post is much better when the "it" in question is your cooter