Random Fail: First World Problems

**Azull** · 2013-03-18 10:14

So many good movies, tv, and games have came out as of late and are still coming out that i am getting quite a backlog..there are not enough hours in the day to keep up with available entertainment.

**NynJa** · 2013-03-18 10:55

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

He's dickin' her down too.

Considering he dated my sister for 4 years and remains close friends with her, he wouldnt risk it.

**Arkanna** · 2013-03-18 13:20

So a couple people I work with today decided they wanted pizza for lunch. There's a local Italian restaurant near here with fucking amazing pizza so we call them up and place a carry-out order (they deliver, but I had to go to the bank that's right next door anyway so I told them I'd pick it up).

The square that both the pizza place and the bank are in is kind of odd. There's a one-way entrance on one side, but the only other way in/out of the square is on the other side. There's a normal two-lane road leading up to it, one lane in each direction like a normal road. As you approach the intersection to leave, the right lane splits off to the right, so if you want to make a right turn out, you use that. But if you want to make a left turn, you pull up to the intersection on the two-lane part, in the right lane. Just like anywhere in the United States, you know? Then between the right lane of the main road and the little split-off for right turns, there's this big hedge row that's JUST low enough at the end for drivers to see over.

So I go to the bank then pick up the pizza. Since that intersection is the only exit and I'm turning left, I pull up to it in the right lane, with about a foot between me and the right curb, with my left signal on. Some mother fucker in a huge jacked-up pickup with two confederate flags flying high from it (I'm from south central PA, for what it's worth) is coming down the road toward me, from the left. He signals, but makes his turn WAY late and almost hits me. The corner of my car is about an inch from the center of his grill, just for reference. So he starts throwing his fucking hands in the air, yelling at me to "get the fuck out of the exit you stupid fuck" etc......I quietly point to the sign right next to the road that shows the proper traffic pattern and he just keeps raging. Normally I'd back up just to diffuse the confrontation as apparently I'm a beta, but there's two cars behind me. So he keeps raging, I just sort of shrug my shoulders.

So here's the fail. Instead of backing up a few inches and making the turn, he twists his steering wheel and I guess tries to enter in the right-turn-only exit. Only, not really. He went over the little island in the middle with the big hedge row on it.....tore the shit out of the hedge row and with half of it hanging from the grill of his truck, kinda got stuck there. So he slammed it into reverse, backed out of the island, almost hit someone that was approaching from the same direction he had, and took off down the road.

Why he wanted to even turn in, who knows. He looked like a meth addict or something. I went back into the bank and left my name and number with them just in case the complex's landlord or w/e wanted an account of how his landscaping got destroyed.

/shrug.

**Cail** · 2013-03-18 13:39

8-12 inches? pussies

**Anoat** · 2013-03-19 23:53

I saw a list online of the top trending terms today, number two was "Kate Upton prom", which I initially misread as "Kate Upton porn". When I discovered the truth I was severely disappointed.

**Melena** · 2013-03-21 12:36

So I just found out that somehow all my comcast bills and online billpay notifications have been going to an unauthorized email address. Yay for fucking monopolies. If UVerse wasn't such a big pile of steaming shit i'd be leaving comcast right now.

**Salodin** · 2013-03-21 12:59

Why dont you like uverse? Im lovin it.

**Melena** · 2013-03-21 13:07

Originally Posted by Salodin

Why dont you like uverse? Im lovin it.

A ton of reasons, including but not limited to shitty speeds, outright not showing up to appointments or showing up late (happened to my dad 3 times before he finally went to comcrap), and back when they were Pac Bell and I had phone service through them, I had a lot of billing issues, like receiving my bill in the mail 2 days before my payment was due or even after. Only reason I haven't even left there shitty cell service is i'm still grandfathered into unlimited data for the Wife and I and we stream a lot of netflix when we are at the gym.

**Zeb** · 2013-03-21 17:29

Originally Posted by Melena

A ton of reasons, including but not limited to shitty speeds, outright not showing up to appointments or showing up late (happened to my dad 3 times before he finally went to comcrap), and back when they were Pac Bell and I had phone service through them, I had a lot of billing issues, like receiving my bill in the mail 2 days before my payment was due or even after. Only reason I haven't even left there shitty cell service is i'm still grandfathered into unlimited data for the Wife and I and we stream a lot of netflix when we are at the gym.

That's not Uverse being shit, that's ATT being ATT.

**Melena** · 2013-03-21 23:07

Well that is the UVerse provider for the Bay Area

**Ratatapa** · 2013-03-22 18:58

I feel that this is a fake

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...3817986&type=1

So the fail is either everyone posting their email adresses

Or that the page is real and I just fail

Hoping its 1 lol

**Aksannyi** · 2013-03-22 19:04

It doesn't say shit anywhere in that link about posting your e-mail address in the comments, god people are dumb fucking sheep.

**The Stig** · 2013-03-22 19:22

I notice there being a significant amount of idiots sharing that shit around, not only PS4.

i.e. these "apple giveaways" bullshit - "we have 10000 iphone 5S we can't sell! post here and be entered in a draw"

**Xno Kappa** · 2013-03-23 00:13

Going to Afghanistan, take the 360 or PS3? Gotta leave one for the wifey.

**noblemountain** · 2013-03-23 00:39

I should have stayed in the military. lol

**Guitarman** · 2013-03-23 02:43

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Going to Afghanistan, take the 360 or PS3? Gotta leave one for the wifey.

PS3. RROD + all those guns around is a bad mix.

**Acevalefor** · 2013-03-23 17:16

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

I feel that this is a fake

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...3817986&type=1

So the fail is either everyone posting their email adresses

Or that the page is real and I just fail

Hoping its 1 lol

The best part is the mention of "around the beginning of April" for the start of the drawing. People get to be spammed for leaving their email AND the spammers get to lolaprilfools!

**Aristio** · 2013-03-23 20:14

Originally Posted by The Stig

I notice there being a significant amount of idiots sharing that shit around, not only PS4.

i.e. these "apple giveaways" bullshit - "we have 10000 iphone 5S we can't sell! post here and be entered in a draw"

I accidentally ruined my email address with that shit. Wife posted something about Disney giving away free tickets and I stupidly signed up for it. Now my spam folder is filed with SeniorDating.com and shit.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-03-24 01:51

Time for a new wife!

**Aristio** · 2013-03-24 13:13

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

Time for a new wife!

Originally Posted by Aristio

Getting divorced after 3 years of marriage. 6 years total. fealsbadman.jpg

Already on it.

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