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  1. #13921
    Atheist Douchebag.
    Pony Slayer of the House of Weave

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    That looks more like a suppository than a phone.

  2. #13922
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    LOL AT THAT PHONE LOL

  3. #13923
    Mr. Bananagrabber
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    But it has a compass and a dedicated Bing button.

  4. #13924

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Is that shit actually a phone or an updated Nokia N-Gage?

  5. #13925
    The Shitlord
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    i'd make a down syndrome joke but i dont want to insult people with downs by comparing them to that thing

  6. #13926
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Is that shit actually a phone or an updated Nokia N-Gage?
    This was my thought as well. WTF.

  7. #13927

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    i'd make a down syndrome joke but i dont want to insult people with downs by comparing them to that thing
    We can all just agree it's a shitty phone

  8. #13928
    GATTACA!
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    it does compare favorably to a turd

  9. #13929
    I like to eat food
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    It's called a Casio G-Zone. Yes, I'm serious. It had push to talk on it so she thought they were amazing.

    The only up (down) side is that it can be run over by a truck and still be usable.

  10. #13930
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    I was about to buy a house then someone bought the house LOL

  11. #13931
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    I was about to buy a house then someone bought the house LOL

  12. #13932
    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    Lol

  13. #13933
    Ironing this Thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    I was about to buy a house then someone bought the house LOL
    Did you have an offer in first?

  14. #13934
    Nidhogg
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    Guys my sister turns 21 on Saturday so yay, she can make even worse life decisions!

  15. #13935
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    Guys my sister turns 21 on Saturday so yay, she can make even worse life decisions!
    I'm the youngest at 37 and as much stupid shit as I've done I'm sadly the most stable of my sisters. They are in their 50's and still filled with drama but found Jesus so everything is ok? Ugh.

    Fuck family.

  16. #13936
    RNGesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    Guys my sister turns 21 on Saturday so yay, she can make even worse life decisions!
    So much confidence.

    But I guess you guys are related.

    Spoiler: show
    lolololol I don't even know you

  17. #13937
    Nidhogg
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    That's why I love bg man. Welcome to the club!

  18. #13938
    Special at 11:30 or w/e
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    Not sure where else to put this but I unfortunately came across a number of youtube videos for games where the host has millions of followers but the host is incredibly annoying and very punch-able. On one hand I think I could do youtube and be successful but on the other hand I'm sure I'd be "boring" because I'm not stupid annoying like this guy. Sometimes I really feel the world is slowly turning into Idiocracy.

  19. #13939
    Banned.

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    You just have to act in a manner that would be an embarrassment to all the men in your lineage.

  20. #13940
    E. Body
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    Not sure where else to put this but I unfortunately came across a number of youtube videos for games where the host has millions of followers but the host is incredibly annoying and very punch-able. On one hand I think I could do youtube and be successful but on the other hand I'm sure I'd be "boring" because I'm not stupid annoying like this guy. Sometimes I really feel the world is slowly turning into Idiocracy.
    A) It's the hat. B) ASS (it won 8 Oscars that year)!

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