Random Fail: First World Problems

**tyven** · 2016-02-18 23:18

Originally Posted by Boyiee

Did you have an offer in first?

No we were about to make the offer. My realtor was pissed that the seller didn't even contact him since we were clearly all about the house

**Astylla** · 2016-02-18 23:21

Originally Posted by tyven

No we were about to make the offer. My realtor was pissed that the seller didn't even contact him since we were clearly all about the house

That sucks so much. I want to be in a house so badly but the market is so competitive out here I'm also dreading it. Maybe something will fall through.

**NynJa** · 2016-02-19 04:42

Originally Posted by Kalmado

Not sure where else to put this but I unfortunately came across a number of youtube videos for games where the host has millions of followers but the host is incredibly annoying and very punch-able. On one hand I think I could do youtube and be successful but on the other hand I'm sure I'd be "boring" because I'm not stupid annoying like this guy. Sometimes I really feel the world is slowly turning into Idiocracy.

Sounds like he's trying to rip off Pewdiepie

**Kalmado** · 2016-02-19 09:57

Construction outside my apartment again, but this time without notice. Can't be on the phone for work with this garbage going on. Super annoying. Guess I'll get my taxes done or something today.

**dasva** · 2016-02-19 17:34

So about a week and a half since I stabbed my hand and now the area it still looks kind of bruised but on the other side on the back of my hand/fingers are this weird red color. Like dark and dull. Not sure if that's important or not but looks weird. On the plus side wound is healed.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-19 18:27

Originally Posted by dasva

So about a week and a half since I stabbed my hand and now the area it still looks kind of bruised but on the other side on the back of my hand/fingers are this weird red color. Like dark and dull. Not sure if that's important or not but looks weird. On the plus side wound is healed.

What did you stab it on ? You may want to be seen if it was anything major could need a tetanus shot . You can still get infections even if the wound closes.

**dasva** · 2016-02-19 18:43

Originally Posted by Astylla

What did you stab it on ? You may want to be seen if it was anything major could need a tetanus shot . You can still get infections even if the wound closes.

A knife. Was being dumb stabbing a pit in an avocado and was way more ripe then seemed to slipped and bam knife sticking out of my hand.

It's not really normal infected red and directly around it isn't bad just more like dull red like a weird colored bruise. Should also noted those areas started looking a bit different within an hour. Was more gray bluish until today. Feels completely normal like before I stabbed it other than the slight tightness around the closing wound. just looks weird

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-19 18:47

The movies have taught me that you need to cleaver your hand off at the wrist in one hit in order to stop the infection from spreading.

**dasva** · 2016-02-19 18:50

Originally Posted by Zetanio

The movies have taught me that you need to cleaver your hand off at the wrist in one hit in order to stop the infection from spreading.

That's only after the gunpowder doesn't work...

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-19 18:51

Good call.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-02-19 21:58

Originally Posted by dasva

A knife. Was being dumb stabbing a pit in an avocado and was way more ripe then seemed to slipped and bam knife sticking out of my hand.

It's not really normal infected red and directly around it isn't bad just more like dull red like a weird colored bruise. Should also noted those areas started looking a bit different within an hour. Was more gray bluish until today. Feels completely normal like before I stabbed it other than the slight tightness around the closing wound. just looks weird

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you should probably get that looked at. Cause that shit don't seem right.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-19 21:59

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you should probably get that looked at. Cause that shit don't seem right.

He's Patient Zero. Prepare the shelters.

**arus2001** · 2016-02-20 03:18

He's now growing an avocado in his hand.

**dasva** · 2016-02-20 14:22

Originally Posted by arus2001

He's now growing an avocado in his hand.

Hmmm genius! Much lighter today though.

In other fails had 3 people at costco ask me if I worked there and one guy refused to believe I didn't and kept asking me where stuff was

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-20 14:50

Friend I was gonna hang out with tonight just texted to cancel. So I guess I'm staying in tonight.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-02-20 14:55

I swear to fucking God. I don't know what I pay my HOA for, but as someone who works nights if I have to answer the door one more time over some poor asshole trying to sell me shit I'm shooting them.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-20 14:56

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Friend I was gonna hang out with tonight just texted to cancel. So I guess I'm staying in tonight.

Or you could say fuck it and do your own thing ?
Take it from me don't let others plans dictate how you enjoy things.

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-20 15:10

Don't really have the money to go out, was only going to go out because my friend asked me to. So it's kind of a win, in that I get to save a bit of money.

**BerenTebogo** · 2016-02-20 15:19

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

I swear to fucking God. I don't know what I pay my HOA for, but as someone who works nights if I have to answer the door one more time over some poor asshole trying to sell me shit I'm shooting them.

Put up a no trespassing sign, answer door with gun.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-20 15:35

She doesn't actually have any friends. Haven't we been over this?

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