Random Fail: First World Problems

[BaneTheBrawler]

go to a bar and fuck a guy

[Airenn]

I should mention that I want him for far more than the sex - We live 3k miles from each other, so it's not like some instant gratification want, it stems from more than that which is all the more frustrating. Even 12 years ago we had a connection, and I've moved through three states and can't get him out of my head.

I've met people that compliment me but none that had that passion feeling that I got with him. We meshed really well. :/

ANYWAY - I'm not stuck on him so much that I haven't kept a lookout or anything, but I do know that the feelings are amplified because single/lonely/horny feelings. :D

[Airenn]

@Hobo - Trust me, if I do something stupid and send him anything, ya'll will get the inevitably hilarious outcome.

[Tyrath]

So then don't blame it on your libido if its not just for the sex.

[Airenn]

Nah, I just meant if I had an outlet for the libido I probably wouldn't be caught up so much with thoughts of him. The ex-on-my-mind thing has just been gaining traction in the last couple months.

[dasva]

Exactly go fuck something else and it wont be on your mind as much. It's always much worse when you haven't gotten any for awhile. I've almost talked myself into going back to complete nightmares after it's been awhile forgetting the bad and only remembering the good.

Or try to lure him away from this other woman. That would make for some good reading

[kuronosan]

This is dangerous to let see the light of day much less put on BG, but here we fucking go anyway, bad decisions.

I generally have a high libido - Especially with the weight loss, dietary changes and fitness kick I've been on the last few months.

I have no outlet for said libido, and am dangerously close to sending my ex an e-mail saying (I think) I'm still in love with him. (Not the recent ex, more like the GWB ex) Anyway, he's been in (afaik) a fairly committed/happy/adult relationship with someone for almost four years now, so I obviously know I should get over it all and move on, but christ man. I want him so bad.

Uggggggggh. Tear me a new one BG, I know I deserve it after that.

Two words:

Male prostitute. That ain't love for your ex. That's desire for the D.

[thetruepandagod]

ay girl lets fuk, ill clear dat head right up

Let's keep it in the bg family ya feel?

[Anoat]

This is dangerous to let see the light of day much less put on BG, but here we fucking go anyway, bad decisions.

I generally have a high libido - Especially with the weight loss, dietary changes and fitness kick I've been on the last few months.

I have no outlet for said libido, and am dangerously close to sending my ex an e-mail saying (I think) I'm still in love with him. (Not the recent ex, more like the GWB ex) Anyway, he's been in (afaik) a fairly committed/happy/adult relationship with someone for almost four years now, so I obviously know I should get over it all and move on, but christ man. I want him so bad.

Uggggggggh. Tear me a new one BG, I know I deserve it after that.

[Kalmado]

ay girl lets fuk, ill clear dat head right up

Let's keep it in the bg family ya feel?

I laughed way too hard at this.

[Airenn]

Exactly go fuck something else and it wont be on your mind as much. It's always much worse when you haven't gotten any for awhile. I've almost talked myself into going back to complete nightmares after it's been awhile forgetting the bad and only remembering the good.

Or try to lure him away from this other woman. That would make for some good reading

ALL OF THIS. I can't do the last though - Really trying to stay out of the crazy spectrum and in the sane and adult side of it. I'd be more alluring to him just being over here, focusing on my life, etc. than saying ANYTHING EVER TO HIM AT ALL or any shenanigans such as trying to lure him away, heh.

@kuron's pretty much hit it on the head. (p.i.)

So yea, idk, hit up craiglists this weekend or somethin'


@truepandagod You have no idea how ironic that for a reason that I don't think I can disclose yet.

[Aksannyi]

Could always try Tinder.

[Airenn]

Part of the problem is I'm VERY very picky. Like, more so than I should be given my looks probs. >.>;

[kuronosan]

Try doing something different, but not risky.

[Airenn]

cant believe bg is actually helping me (or even joking/discussing) with lack of sex problems.

[NynJa]

Part of the problem is I'm VERY very picky. Like, more so than I should be given my looks probs. >.>;

I have a theory: while Tequila has become the Mexican choice of drink, I believe it was actually made by the french, because after a night of Tequila shots, you wake up the next morning saying "T'es qui la" (who are you) to the person next to you.

Spoiler: show

its a joke, I know who invented Tequila

[kuronosan]

cant believe bg is actually helping me (or even joking/discussing) with lack of sex problems.

I'm a doctor student. It's my job to help, I just can't give you medical advice outside of "Go see a doctor".

[Tyrath]

@truepandagod You have no idea how ironic that for a reason that I don't think I can disclose yet.

You already fuck someone in the BG family?

[kuronosan]

Pics. Didn't happen.

[Pharaun]

ALL OF THIS. I can't do the last though - Really trying to stay out of the crazy spectrum and in the sane and adult side of it. I'd be more alluring to him just being over here, focusing on my life, etc. than saying ANYTHING EVER TO HIM AT ALL or any shenanigans such as trying to lure him away, heh.

You gotta go for it, you can't let your sister win the "Stupidest Fucking Decision" award in your family.