Random Fail: First World Problems

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-25 19:33

This makes me think we should have a "BG Dares" thread where we just dare people to do stupid shit and see who does it and who pussies out.

**kuronosan** · 2016-02-25 19:34

I dare you to pussy out.

**Tyrath** · 2016-02-25 19:35

Instructions unclear. Left cat outside the house.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 19:37

Originally Posted by Tyrath

You already fuck someone in the BG family?

Wondered who would pick up on that -I've said it before on the forum fairly recently, Judai.

But that's not what I was referring to, either. I gotta run but I might have more for ya later on that.

@Nynja that's actually interesting, good job for not shit posting once in your life (kidding, ilu)

@Pharaun fuck that. She won at 19 after a juvie dui and getting knocked up. Telling an ex I may still love him is nothing in comparison. (Not gonna do that though but if I get stupid enough TO do it, again I'll report back.)

ok for real, late to tutor!

**Astylla** · 2016-02-25 19:44

Originally Posted by Airenn

Part of the problem is I'm VERY very picky. Like, more so than I should be given my looks probs. >.>;

I wish I was far more picky earlier in life honestly in this regard. You're likely your own worst critic , as humans we tend to be. I learned my lesson though and gave gained self worth and confidence to know the difference between attention and connection.

10 years ago any guy that gave me the time of day I felt was enough , now that I'm in a better place mentally , even though I'm not the standard "type" , I've realized and experienced that quality over quantity unless it's a mutual lets fuck meeting.

I think you're adorable personally .

As far as the ex thing - I've been through it so much I know what you're getting at. Emotions aren't logical , they just exist. However I will say don't let it settle in too deep too long , at my worst times I let my exes sneak into my head . It's when I started getting serious about my health and finding another focus.

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-02-25 20:05

This makes me think we should have a "BG Dares" thread where we just dare people to do stupid shit and see who does it and who pussies out.

I dare you to use that kind of language around Aks. She's going to be so mad about your derogatory reference to female anatomy that invokes female stereotypes.

**NynJa** · 2016-02-25 20:11

Originally Posted by Airenn

@Nynja that's actually interesting, good job for not shit posting once in your life (kidding, ilu)

Hey, you said you're too picky, so I suggested tequila so you're less picky.

**Cream Soda** · 2016-02-25 20:13

Originally Posted by Airenn

cant believe bg is actually helping me (or even joking/discussing) with lack of sex problems.

I know how dare they.

Let me give a better suggestion. I can collect semens into a canister for about a week, and then mail it to you. How does that sound?

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-02-25 20:24

wtf would that even do for her?

There are so many different parts of that post that could be the reason you're not getting laid, CS.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-25 20:27

The fuck happened in here.

Jesus fuck.

Buy a fucking dildo or hit the fucking bars.

Fuck.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-02-25 20:36

I was mostly joking about saying you should do it, but fuck it, why not. Two possible results: A) he says lolno and you're forced to face facts and move on like you should be doing already but clearly aren't, B) he says sure why not and we all get a front row ticket to the batshit crazy show. Either way saves us from the "woe is me, I'm so emotionally conflicted" bullshit.

**AoE** · 2016-02-25 21:12

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I know how dare they.

Let me give a better suggestion. I can collect semens into a canister for about a week, and then mail it to you. How does that sound?

You know I love you like a brother dog but that was the creepiest shit I've heard in a long time.

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-25 21:37

I don't know if any of you have seen it (probably), but there were these images floating around a few years ago, some creepy brony guy who was cumming in a jar around MLP figurines and leaving them to fucking marinate in his gross, yellowing semen and just thinking of that shit now makes me throw up in my mouth tbh but yeah, not the kind of image you want people thinking of CS.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 21:52

That's just how CS tries to hit on chicks. Hey bb, want some prepackaged love juice?

**Tyrath** · 2016-02-25 21:52

Why would we have seen that? jesus christ.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-02-25 21:55

Just depends where on the internet you go to (read: 4chan).

And she didn't even say the real kicker to the story.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 21:57

The box? We don't talk about the fucking box. Esp. Not outside of reddit.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-25 21:59

Cum box? That's not how that story ends. That's a different one.

Still though. Ugh.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 22:01

Ah, don't know, and fairly certain I don't want to know.

**Astylla** · 2016-02-25 22:02

Originally Posted by Airenn

The box? We don't talk about the fucking box. Esp. Not outside of reddit.

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