Random Fail: First World Problems

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-02-25 22:02

No, I meant a key detail in the pony story. But thanks for introducing me to something almost on the same level.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 22:03

Btw, thanks ast for your compliment<3

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-02-25 22:09

Originally Posted by Zetanio

The fuck happened in here.

Jesus fuck.

Buy a fucking dildo or hit the fucking bars.

Fuck.

Im cheaper than a dildo. Just bribe me with that flat old beef jerky they have at every liquor store.

Also it is fuckin shameful that aks is up to date on semen memes and u guys ain't. It's like you haven't even seen that guy collecting liter bottles of his own semen for the last 6 years and posting updates every new year.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-25 22:12

BG has gone soft on it's internet knowledge.

Terrible.

**vagus** · 2016-02-25 22:20

Christianmingle.com and tell BG how it goes!

Or sugardaddy.com get money while you're at it!

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-25 22:23

Don't do christianmingle, just go to a bar.

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-02-25 22:27

blackpeoplemeet.com

**FNH** · 2016-02-25 22:40

I'm partial to jdate

**Aksannyi** · 2016-02-25 22:51

Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo

Just depends where on the internet you go to (read: 4chan).

And she didn't even say the real kicker to the story.

Regretfully (or not), I don't even remember what that is. The whole thing was so disgusting I tried to brain bleach as much of it out of my consciousness for eternity as I could.

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 22:56

Jolly rancher, doritos, Colby, the kid with two broken legs, uhhhh. The er story. Few of those actually. There's tons more but I'm not so much in the push the disgusting things I read on the Internet to the limit phase anymore.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-02-25 23:44

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Regretfully (or not), I don't even remember what that is. The whole thing was so disgusting I tried to brain bleach as much of it out of my consciousness for eternity as I could.

Spoiler: show

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 23:49

Ok bg, I have a decision and plan of action on the ex telling thing.

I'm obviously not, lol but.

Late April is Pax in Boston, and there's implication that it's also a sexcation of sorts.

Not with the ex mind you, but I will possibly end up seeing him and his gf at some point as well.

And if I'm still stupid for him after that then I'll tell him and report back for your enjoyment.

For now, if anything even slightly resembling Trevor Noah says how you doin' in my general direction, I'll definitely have a go. I'm also ordering dildos tonight.

**Zetanio** · 2016-02-25 23:53

Originally Posted by Airenn

I'm also ordering dildos tonight.

Finally. Enjoy that shit. How the hell did you not have one before?

**Airenn** · 2016-02-25 23:54

The last one I bought, and I still have it somewhere in luggage, I just never liked. And then I had the bf for a while which was enough, but I've just been putting it off stupidly really. Discouraged from the first buy and swamped under how many products there are. #excuses

**NynJa** · 2016-02-25 23:58

pic related

Tell us what you didnt like about it, and what you'd prefer your perfect dildo be like.

**Melena** · 2016-02-25 23:58

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

I don't know if any of you have seen it (probably), but there were these images floating around a few years ago, some creepy brony guy who was cumming in a jar around MLP figurines and leaving them to fucking marinate in his gross, yellowing semen and just thinking of that shit now makes me throw up in my mouth tbh but yeah, not the kind of image you want people thinking of CS.

There's a whole fetish of people masterbating in anime figurines so no surprise.

**Melena** · 2016-02-26 00:00

Originally Posted by Airenn

The last one I bought, and I still have it somewhere in luggage, I just never liked. And then I had the bf for a while which was enough, but I've just been putting it off stupidly really. Discouraged from the first buy and swamped under how many products there are. #excuses

Saw a gif on Facebook today of some kid about four years old swinging his moms floppy dildo around thinking it was a light saber.

**Tyrath** · 2016-02-26 00:04

POIDH

**vagus** · 2016-02-26 00:08

Box of toys! Fun!

**Astylla** · 2016-02-26 00:38

Originally Posted by Airenn

The last one I bought, and I still have it somewhere in luggage, I just never liked. And then I had the bf for a while which was enough, but I've just been putting it off stupidly really. Discouraged from the first buy and swamped under how many products there are. #excuses

There's actually Amazon review companies you can sign up for a get lots of sex toys for cheap. Basically if you have Prime you can get it for cheap. https://www.amzreviewtrader.com

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