Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

Is that not completely bullshit? "Free" products for reviews? Cmon, it's buying reviews. People are just too stupid to actually charge for it.

[Astylla]

Is that not completely bullshit? "Free" products for reviews? Cmon, it's buying reviews. People are just too stupid to actually charge for it.

I actually know a few friends on a Facebook group that use it religiously. I'm not interested in the products but figured I'd pass it on lol.

I despise vibrators and dildos. I'd rather do the job myself or have the real thing.

[Airenn]

Nah man, this hands only bullshit is getting annoying. Sure sometimes that's best but I really need some kinda variety here.

[Silenka]

Your Christmases sound terrifying.

I was just trying to think of the most disappointing gift possible. But I'm not very imaginative lol

[Tyrath]

Nah man, this hands only bullshit is getting annoying. Sure sometimes that's best but I really need some kinda variety here.

If you're still thirsty by Pax East, come find me.

Spoiler: show

...is what I would say but I don't wanna join in on the BG incest with Judai.

[NynJa]

Nah man, this hands only bullshit is getting annoying. Sure sometimes that's best but I really need some kinda variety here.

Spoiler: show

Variety you say?

[tyven]

Airenn how many thirsty BG dudes smashed that fucking PM button after you announced you needed a dicking?

[Airenn]

I want them more for the colors than the dicks and that's just cause I could probably only use those for the rare fantasies in which there are actually dragons that I would be fucking. I think. What?


ANYWAY @Tyrath, it's not Judai. Though I wouldn't bother mentioning this if it wasn't obviously someone else on the forums. I'm fairly certain he wouldn't care if I outed him, but just to be on the safe side I won't.

And lastly, I'm back from the gym. Guess what? Here's something I DIDN'T tell you guys. On Monday, gym > grocery like usual and I went up to a dude and gave him my number. I wish there was more backstory than this, but there quite literally isn't. If you haven't realized how desperate I am, that should clue you in. He was cute. Apparently he goes to the gym, too, but I tend to avoid people/looking at people like the plague when I am there since I am usually high. After it wears off is when I am fairly bold. SO.

He texts me. You know what? Fuck this, lemme screenshot it for you. Incoming soon.

@tyven Just refreshed, none, but you can be the first bb

[Zetanio]

Airenn how many thirsty BG dudes smashed that fucking PM button after you announced you needed a dicking?

Seconded.

[Tyrath]

He texts me. You know what? Fuck this, lemme screenshot it for you. Incoming soon.

[Zetanio]

Nah. It'll be underwhelming.

[Tyrath]

Still good because then we make fun of her instead.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Airenn]

I just like sharing. Ya'll are paying attn to me. This is shit I'd share on stream except the actual convo. But I'd narrate the story probably.

Spoiler because coming out hung on my screen:

Spoiler: show

[Tyrath]

Spoiler because coming out hung on my screen:

Damn, you thirsty as fuck.

[Airenn]

So is this the game, or is he actually oblivious?

I am really, really liking Tyraths posts tonight. 'Sup?

[Tyrath]

And yeah, that was really boring -_-

[Zetanio]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Astylla]

So is this the game, or is he actually oblivious?

I am really, really liking Tyraths posts tonight. 'Sup?

He sounds boring as fuck. I'll take a physical relationship over that whole " I respect you too much " feminist bullshit any day.

NEXT!

[Airenn]

I didn't say it was interesting - but ya'll are missing the more interesting part, I think. I haven't replied yet. The fuck do I say.

[Astylla]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Seriously I was expecting some good shit and got the scraps. I'm disappointed.