Random Fail: First World Problems

[Tyrath]

I didn't say it was interesting - but ya'll are missing the more interesting part, I think. I haven't replied yet. The fuck do I say.

"I want your dick."

If he's oblivious he'll get it. If he's playing a game, he'll still get it. If he's not interested, you'll have your answer.

[dasva]

Should've just texted him the goods

[Astylla]

"I want your dick."

If he's oblivious he'll get it. If he's playing a game, he'll still get it. If he's not interested, you'll have your answer.

Yup.

[Zetanio]

It's too late for me to be clever right now. Time to sack out and try again tomorrow.

Also, just tell him you want the dickin. Easy move.

[BerenTebogo]

"I respect you too much" is something I would say when I when I dont want to fuck your busted ass but we have mutual friends that I do wanna fuck and girls gossip like a motherfucker.

[Zetanio]

"I respect you too much" is something I would say when I when I dont want to fuck your busted ass but we have mutual friends that I do wanna fuck and girls gossip like a motherfucker.

This is once again what I would say.

Sath, you're owed a few beers at this point. Off to bed.

[dasva]

I know how dare they.

Let me give a better suggestion. I can collect semens into a canister for about a week, and then mail it to you. How does that sound?

My only question about this is by collect do you mean make your own deposits in said canister... or go around like some perverted salvation army bell ringer asking for donations.

[Zeb]

Wait, we saw the bowl CS eats out of. WTF kind of container would he nut in?

[Airenn]

Zet picks his burns very well, and I think he really knows it sometimes.

All ya'lls other shit is weak.

[NynJa]

Just sayin
Dragon dildos will never respect you too much.

[Airenn]

Wait, we saw the bowl CS eats out of. WTF kind of container would he nut in?

Probably a garden hose from the neighbor's yard and just tie off the ends.

[Guitarman]

"I respect you too much" is something I would say when I when I dont want to fuck your busted ass but we have mutual friends that I do wanna fuck and girls gossip like a motherfucker.

Bingo. Pretty sure I've used the exact phrase, even.

[dasva]

Zet picks his burns very well, and I think he really knows it sometimes.

All ya'lls other shit is weak.

I'm just honestly curious about the details of CSs offer. The details matter!

[Airenn]

I think you replied to the wrong post, but it's coo

[Tyrath]

Wait, we saw the bowl CS eats out of. WTF kind of container would he nut in?

Same one.

[dasva]

I think you replied to the wrong post, but it's coo

Thought I was included in that as you could take what I said as a pretty weak burn. Never mind then.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I know how dare they.

Let me give a better suggestion. I can collect semens into a canister for about a week, and then mail it to you. How does that sound?

That's just how CS tries to hit on chicks. Hey bb, want some prepackaged love juice?

jesus fucking christ i almost died

"I respect you too much" is something I would say when I when I dont want to fuck your busted ass but we have mutual friends that I do wanna fuck and girls gossip like a motherfucker.

not gonna lie, even i've used this line. was with a chick who was under 18, super drunk, and wasn't terribly attractive. i was like 19 or 20.

tell you what, tho, airenn. "I'd be down for a physical relationship." ezpz. go for it. worst case he says no and you've got your dragon dildo army.

[Airenn]

Well, I'll keep in touch on the subject then guys. Off to sleep now!

[Cream Soda]

You know I love you like a brother dog but that was the creepiest shit I've heard in a long time.

lol'd irl but doesn't help that I'm drunk lol

[jmc]

BG doesn't disappoint once again.

However I am slightly worried there were no requests for nudes, but w/e