Random Fail: First World Problems

[Tyrath]

I had to euthanize a squirrel Not a pet, just random squirrel by my mailbox that had the back half of its body crushed by a car but it was still alive.

I recently had to do it by driving over one :/

It darted in front of me and I managed to avoid it, but saw the car on the other side run it over almost immediately. Could see it twitching still so I figured it was for the best to just end the misery.

[Airenn]

I like you more and more. It's cold blooded and humane. I'd have done it, too. Sucks, but yea. I think I'd be a good vet in that regards - it sucks to end a life, but I'd rather do that than let anything live in misery.

[Boyiee]

I like that you referred to smashing a shovel over a zombie squirrels head "euthanizing"

[vagus]

The other assistant at work vented to my manager. She is upset people come to me rather then her for questions and concerns. I did her job for a year. She's been there for nearly 3 months. I moved up.

I'm also and assistant, but for another part of the store that she does not know yet. How do I react to this?

[FNH]

The other assistant at work vented to my manager. She is upset people come to me rather then her for questions and concerns. I did her job for a year. She's been there for nearly 3 months. I moved up.

I'm also and assistant, but for another part of the store that she does not know yet. How do I react to this?

Talk to her explaining that people are used to coming to you about things and ask her how she would like to get involved in those interactions.

[Boyiee]

Had Chipotle earlier.

Have been in the bathroom a few times every hour for last 3 hours.

[Zetanio]

Had Chipotle earlier.

Have been in the bathroom a few times every hour for last 3 hours.

There's so many jokes to be made here. I hope your colon stops blowing though.

[Astylla]

I seriously don't see the obsession with that place still. Even before the outbreak it was always just meh.

Sorry you're feeling sick though that sucks.

[Melena]

Sweet delicious e-coli

[Melena]

At a crab feed and the acoustics are so fucking horrible it's like listening to Charlie Browns teacher through a microphone. You have to yell just to talk to people at your table. I don't even know what they are live auctioning right now

[BerenTebogo]

Stop listening to crabs eat then, fuck. That shit is private, man.

[Zetanio]

At a crab feed and the acoustics are so fucking horrible it's like listening to Charlie Browns teacher through a microphone. You have to yell just to talk to people at your table. I don't even know what they are live auctioning right now

The fuck is a crab feed?

[Melena]

The fuck is a crab feed?

It's a popular fund raiser out here. Basically all you can eat crab, pasta, and salad, and they sell raffle tickets for prizes (3 years in a row without winning anything, though one year we won a kindle fire when it first came out and a gun bag). The one we go to raises money for youth sports in our county.

Astylla was the same way when she first came out here, asking what the fuck is a crab feed?

[BerenTebogo]

It's a popular fund raiser out here. Basically all you can eat crab, pasta, and salad, and they sell raffle tickets for prizes (3 years in a row without winning anything, though one year we won a kindle fire when it first came out and a gun bag). The one we go to raises money for youth sports in our county.

Astylla was the same way when she first came out here, asking what the fuck is a crab feed?

The fuck is a gun bag?

[Zetanio]

A bag for your many guns.

[Zetanio]

I've never heard that called a crab feed tbh.

[Tyrath]

As a brown dude the fuck do you eat at a chipotle to fuck up your stomach?

[TheDirtyHobo]

I like you more and more. It's cold blooded and humane. I'd have done it, too. Sucks, but yea. I think I'd be a good vet in that regards - it sucks to end a life, but I'd rather do that than let anything live in misery.

I worked in a vet office for a few months, had to hold down plenty of animals for euthanasia. The thing that got to me more than watching the owners say goodbye or watching the animal die was how they went completely slack after. Every muscle goes completely relaxed and hauling them to the freezer in the back really feels like you're carrying an amorphous bag of meat. That was more sickening than any of the gaping wounds and blood.

[Airenn]

[Aksannyi]

My spring break pics are now popping up in memories from last year on Facebook. Dammit, it doesn't feel like a year ago, and now I'm sad and want to go back.