Random Fail: First World Problems

[Churchill]

I drew pictures of tanks, airborne rangers, planes, and killing fools.

[Astylla]

Wait, you lived in Pullman? GO COUGS

Yeah for two long fucking years. I wasn't there for college unfortunately, just circumstances landed me there after a nasty breakup in Michigan .
I worked for SEL for awhile also.

[thetruepandagod]

Random fail.
I gave myself sciatica and I haven't been able to feel or move my toes for 4 days.

[FNH]

Random fail.
I gave myself sciatica and I haven't been able to feel or move my toes for 4 days.

Astylla logged into the wrong account?

[dasva]

Not really my fail but we got a new guy at work because he had a Class B license. Key word was had. You see after he lost his last job he fell behind on child support and whoever in charge thought the best way to "encourage" a guy to get a job to pay child support was to take away the license he uses to get jobs <.<. He's trying to get it cleared up now but of course his representative is being highly uncooperative and not answering calls from him or our boss for almost a week now.

Meanwhile the courts didn't give a fuck when my mom refused to pay ever.

[Blubbartron]

Patriarchy.

[Airenn]

Anyone want $100 to catch me up in my Statistics class - 5 hours of work? Super not kidding, and feel free to harp/rag/blow smoke up my ass for not doing the work myself. Gonna be sorely disappointed with how many fucks I give.

[Krandor]

Yeah for two long fucking years. I wasn't there for college unfortunately, just circumstances landed me there after a nasty breakup in Michigan .
I worked for SEL for awhile also.

Oh come on it's not that bad.

Actually yes it is. My parents just sold their house and are moving to Arizona so I never to go back there again. Hallelujah.

At least if you were gonna have a job there it was at SEL. That and WSU are the only employment opportunities in the area worth a damn.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Anyone want $100 to catch me up in my Statistics class - 5 hours of work? Super not kidding, and feel free to harp/rag/blow smoke up my ass for not doing the work myself. Gonna be sorely disappointed with how many fucks I give.

Tempting. What's the unit on?

[Airenn]

Statistics. I'd pay via Paypal and put whoever down in the Whitelist thread as well, lol.

I am logging in to get a couple of screen caps of what needs to be done, too. Few minutes, brb

[TheDirtyHobo]

Thank you for explaining that your statistics class is about statistics...

[Airenn]

Yea, haha, I don't really know what else to say. It's probably basic shit for some people, but here's the images of what I need completed.

Spoiler: show

The chapter with the 33% (3.3) completed had variances and standard deviations.

Some of the sections are just multiple choice answers as study material. Some are actual problems. There's not 'too much' to each section so I think 5 hours is probably enough to breeze through it all for anyone who understands math and wants $100.

[Astylla]

Oh come on it's not that bad.

Actually yes it is. My parents just sold their house and are moving to Arizona so I never to go back there again. Hallelujah.

At least if you were gonna have a job there it was at SEL. That and WSU are the only employment opportunities in the area worth a damn.

Finally someone understands my pain. Though I will admit I miss Taco Time , the DQ there was actually good and Rico's Pub.

My husband had to make the trek with me to get my cats in Sept 2009 from California and only then understood my hell. I could never live like that again.

[BerenTebogo]

If you don't even know what your class is on and are trying to get your hw done on a forum you definitely don't deserve to pass.

Half tempted to go full creep and make sure the post finds your professor just out of spite.

[Airenn]

Sure because you've never done anything that's shitty in your life, right mate?

[BerenTebogo]

Sure because you've never done anything that's shitty in your life, right mate?

I try to mediate the shitty things I do with how publicly I do them. You wanna turn them both up to 11 instead of learning basic math / life skills?

Lol.

[Airenn]

BG isn't that public - I realize that math and numbers are a passion for some. And that cheating a way through a class is morally wrong for some.

But fuck math. It's not for me and at this point I am one class, one cheat away from being done with school.

I'll be nice and moral for other things, but not for this. Sorry Sath, I know this strikes a chord with you. :3

[TheDirtyHobo]

Maybe I'm just jaded but as a tutor I basically make my living on doing people's math homework for them.

[Airenn]

Shit if someone was going to pay me to do their basic Japanese hw for them, then I would. Out of all the things I could be doing badly/wrong in this world, I think I'm on the low end with this one, guys. Now if ya'll need someone murdered my fees are gonna go up a bit.

[BerenTebogo]

There's a difference between understanding advanced calculus and understanding math that is required to function on a day to day basis as an adult.

Honestly not understanding basic probability and statistics should be one of those things that prohibits people from engaging other adults in conversation, let alone business.

This is how we end up with "vaccines cause autism" and "GMO are evil" and shit. I dont care if math is a passion for people or not, being willfully ignorant about stuff that will directly inhibit your ability to interact with your peers is pretty shitty.