Random Fail: First World Problems

[Gadritan]

And it can take 60 days to clear urine. It's not very common, but it happens.

[Aksannyi]

Woke up with that scratchiness in the back of my throat which usually precedes full on misery of illness. Went straight to the pharmacy for some Advil Cold & Sinus to nip that shit in the bud. If there's one thing I know, it's that I don't want to feel like shit while having to teach.

[Delayed]

Been waiting on some packages to arrive from amazon. Both ended up shipped from usps, and now both are showing as delivered but i obviously have yet to see them. The office didn't receive anything either, and i have had no issues with UPS or FedEx delivering to both my door and the office.
I want my stuff, i can order it again, both ended up under 20 bucks but the cost isn't the issue. the postal service can go eat a bag. Calling them doesn't resolve the problem, their people only say that it shows as delivered talk to throw company you purchased it from.

[Zetanio]

Go through Amazon. Also, your forum name is greatly relevant to this post.

[Astylla]

Our smoke detectors decided last night at 3 am was the ideal time to go " low battery" on us. Out of correct battery so just took the one of several that was chirping down.

3 hours later the other fucking one starts doing the same thing. Thanks for being safe but I wanted to sleep in.

[FNH]

And it can take 60 days to clear urine. It's not very common, but it happens.

Ya, this is what I read while researching false positives. I have a potential new job test coming up and I take allergy meds that will pop as amphetamine and mdma, luckily the gc/ms sorts it out. But I was reading up on the how long metabolites stay in urine and read that daily smokers take a long time to clear.

[AidenCarby]

Never leaves your hair, doesn't take long to leave your urine.

Source: I test people every day.

30 days or so for urines and just a little over a year for hair (providing you get haircuts at some point)

[Cassalot]

A daily smoker sometimes can take up to 90 days (not common but its good to be safe). Drink LOTS of water and maybe pick up a detox tea. Anything to flush you out faster. Oh and work out. Sweat dat shit out.

I'm going through the same thing. Was a daily smoker but stopped about a month ago. It's been tough and its even tougher considering its so easy to obtain here in CA. Good luck!

[BerenTebogo]

A daily smoker sometimes can take up to 90 days. Drink LOTS of water and maybe pick up a detox tea. Anything to flush you out faster. Oh and work out. Sweat dat shit out.

I'm going through the same thing. Was a daily smoker but stopped about a month ago. It's been tough and its even tougher considering its so easy to obtain here in CA. Good luck!

[Cassalot]

I know its not good to flush the good stuff out of you but if you're a daily smoker and want to get out fast then you'll go to any measures to help it out. I drink an herbal detox tea and its pretty light. Nothing extreme lol

At least its not those detox kits... those are.. um... interesting and probably not good.

[BerenTebogo]

I know its not good to flush the good stuff out of you but if you're a daily smoker and want to get out fast then you'll go to any measures to help it out. I drink an herbal detox tea and its pretty light. Nothing extreme lol

At least its not those detox kits... those are.. um... interesting and probably not good.

[FNH]

Detox kits are snake oil designed to take money from fools. Both from druggies and people looking for "wellness".

[Zetanio]

I've seen people test positive after 40-50 days. Hair never goes away either.
Fat people have it WAY worse. Gets all nice and stored up.

Main reason I don't smoke anymore is job volatility. Never can be sure.

[Churchill]

science

[Anoat]

Detox kits are snake oil designed to take money from fools. Both from druggies and people looking for "wellness".

This. Just a bunch of B12 vitamins and diuretics so you'll piss and shit yourself silly but you'll feel energized so BY GOD IT MUST BE WORKING.

[AidenCarby]

I've seen people test positive after 40-50 days. Hair never goes away either.
Fat people have it WAY worse. Gets all nice and stored up.

Main reason I don't smoke anymore is job volatility. Never can be sure.

Pretty much how I view it, not to mention I feel like weed is something you should outgrow once you've joined the professional world.

[FNH]

Pretty much how I view it, not to mention I feel like weed is something you should outgrow once you've joined the professional world.

Yet going to the bar is not frowned upon.*

If sober upon return to work.

[Zetanio]

Pretty much how I view it, not to mention I feel like weed is something you should outgrow once you've joined the professional world.

For some industries, like mine, I agree. Other professions and industries don't have to worry about testing.

[tyven]

Pretty much how I view it, not to mention I feel like weed is something you should outgrow once you've joined the professional world.

you would think that but it is absolutely WRONG

[BaneTheBrawler]

oddly enough, i seem to be going the opposite direction. in high school i hated booze, hated drugs. thought they were stupid. progressed to ambivalent. then to occasional drink. then to more frequent (if reasonably measured) drinking. smoked weed for the first time a couple weeks ago. was aight.