Random Fail: First World Problems

[noblemountain]

You get one flush, use it wisely.

[AoE]

I have to poop, but somethings wrong in my area and theres no water
I dont want a stinker lingering in my toilet

Could always ask CS how he'd handle this situation.

[Rakiel]

He'd just tell you to dig a hole in your backyard and wait for dark.

[Aidin]

If you have a few gallons of water you can get to some other way, you can force-flush a toilet by pouring it all in at once from a bucket.

[Niiro]

Go to the store and buy gallon containers of water so you can flush your own toilet.

vs

Taking a crap in a the public bathroom at the store.

....tough call

[Xantavia]

I used to know all the good places to stop at when my bowels decided to rebel. (I probably should have a doctor check it out). Public libraries are always a good one, normally not a ton of people coming in and out. No guilt for not buying anything either.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Jesus fuck, my luck is so horribly.

So, I don't remember if I posted about my Friday walk in appointment with Mr Indian Doctor who can't speak English with my Mother who never shuts up and thinks she knows every fucking medical term out there and made it so I couldn't ask for pain pills, instead I have to go on some new med, that could take a month or more to even fucking work and the chance of it working is like 20% so yay there.

And now today. Non health related shit luck

Reversing out of my school parking lot. I hear a loud fucking noise and what sounds like something hit the ground with force. Get out, look around under my truck, everything looks fine to me. I get back in, continue to try and drive and my breaks are shot. I can't stop. So, I do what I can and go very slowly and control like a boss. I manage to come to a full stop and my breaks start to work again only they're super tight. I figure this is bad and I just pray my truck makes it home where I can have my Step Dad look at it.

I made it about another 300 feet before my drivers side front tire locks up, pull off to the side of the road, call step dad. Wait 40 minutes for him(traffic man). He tried to play around with it. Nothing works. Call tow truck. Wait 3 hours. Have to take out my last 50 dollars to pay for the tow. I'm now broke till the middle of the month. Yay.

The worst part wasn't all that but dealing with my dumbshit drug addict of a brother who wouldn't stop bragging to me about how he has all this money and is planning to move out, blah blah blah and how he sees life so positively and just so much other bullshit.

Also, my computer trolled me last night, it's clock turned back 2 hours so the time I thought I went to bed was much later. I've only had an 2 hours sleep D:

[Furionstormrage]

Jesus fuck, my luck is so horribly.

So, I don't remember if I posted about my Friday walk in appointment with Mr Indian Doctor who can't speak English with my Mother who never shuts up and thinks she knows every fucking medical term out there and made it so I couldn't ask for pain pills, instead I have to go on some new med, that could take a month or more to even fucking work and the chance of it working is like 20% so yay there.

And now today. Non health related shit luck

Reversing out of my school parking lot. I hear a loud fucking noise and what sounds like something hit the ground with force. Get out, look around under my truck, everything looks fine to me. I get back in, continue to try and drive and my breaks are shot. I can't stop. So, I do what I can and go very slowly and control like a boss. I manage to come to a full stop and my breaks start to work again only they're super tight. I figure this is bad and I just pray my truck makes it home where I can have my Step Dad look at it.

I made it about another 300 feet before my drivers side front tire locks up, pull off to the side of the road, call step dad. Wait 40 minutes for him(traffic man). He tried to play around with it. Nothing works. Call tow truck. Wait 3 hours. Have to take out my last 50 dollars to pay for the tow. I'm now broke till the middle of the month. Yay.

The worst part wasn't all that but dealing with my dumbshit drug addict of a brother who wouldn't stop bragging to me about how he has all this money and is planning to move out, blah blah blah and how he sees life so positively and just so much other bullshit.

Also, my computer trolled me last night, it's clock turned back 2 hours so the time I thought I went to bed was much later. I've only had an 2 hours sleep D:

Can't tell for sure without actually inspecting it, but it sounds like your drivers side caliper locked up. It could also be a wheel bearing, but those typically shatter instead of just not allowing the wheel to tun.

[AoE]

School springs on me last minute that we're having interviews for internships in two days because for whatever reason, giving people a week in advance is too much to ask for. On top of that we must dress professionally which sucks dick for for me because now I have to buy clothes since I'm typically away from home during the week and only bring enough clothes to get me by and buying clothes for myself in NYC that I actually like is probably gonna cost me about $200 minimum because I need to buy shoes as well.

Then I find out the place where I used to get my hair twisted (dreadlocks) is closing down after Saturday so I had to make an impromptu appointment because I want to get them again before summer and this shit also costs a decent amount of money but I don't know where else to go. I could just get a haircut but I feel like I am not one of those blax who can pull off caesars well.

[Salodin]

I'm sorry, but dreadlocks and professionalism just don't mix with me. Maybe this for the best if you get a normal people cut. What kind of internship is it?

[AoE]

For I.T in a school which allows a little leeway. If I were going for something high profile or business related, I'd more than likely suck it up. Dreadlocks' acceptability tends to be pretty subjective and it depends on how presentable they are and how long they are too.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Also probably has a lot to do with your own personal professionalism. You get get away with looking a bit less professional if you make up for it by being more professional.

[Airenn]

I will have to get the CBR250R instead of the White Ninja 300. ; ;

(I might possibly be getting the green ninja 300 since they overstocked and are selling for a ridiculously low price.)

But probably the CBR250R. (Which is a good bike, but yea...)

[Kohan]

I'm sorry, but dreadlocks and professionalism just don't mix with me. Maybe this for the best if you get a normal people cut. What kind of internship is it?

A "normal people cut"? Hilarious.

ITT: Implying that people with dreadlocks can't be clean-cut sexy motherfuckers.





Not everyone with dreadlocks is a dirty hippie.

[hey]

The dreads kill it for me. He'd look way better without them. He doesn't look bad with them though.

[Kohan]

The dreads kill it for me. He'd look way better without them. He doesn't look bad with them though.

Not bad enough for you to walk up to him and tell him he should work on looking like a "normal person," nor think he's unprofessional, I'm sure.

[hey]

Not bad enough for you to walk up to him and tell him he should work on looking like a "normal person," nor think he's unprofessional, I'm sure.

Indeed not.

[Salodin]

Not bad enough for you to walk up to him and tell him he should work on looking like a "normal person," nor think he's unprofessional, I'm sure.

Calm down bud, wasn't trying to insult any ones dreadlock pride.

[AoE]

Among young people it's more acceptable really. Among older more conservative types, not so much. Then again, those guys don't like much of anything that's not considered the norm. It's always "I LOVE YOUR HAIR!" to "GET A HAIRCUT!" I'm used to it already. Haha.

Another fun fail. Had to poop in a public bathroom and realized after the fact that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Luckily there was no one in the bathroom or I would've attempted to crawl under the stall wall.

[Anoat]

My Netflix gift cards from Christmas have now expired. Now I have to pay for it like all the other peons! Sigh.