Random Fail: First World Problems

[Airenn]

I'm sorry Aristio. :/

[Blubbartron]

I'm gonna break up the pity party by recommending that you invest in a fleshlight. Fuck bitches, get money, take care of your kids.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I'm gonna break up the pity party by recommending that you invest in a fleshlight. Fuck bitches, get money, take care of your kids.

these seem somewhat contradictory

[Airenn]

And yet, I understand exactly why both are necessary

[dasva]

Naw you still have sex with women but you keep the fleshlight around so you don't get so desperate that they suck you into a relationship

[Melena]

these seem somewhat contradictory

what if he calls his fleshlight his bitch?

[Astylla]

Naw you still have sex with women but you keep the fleshlight around so you don't get so desperate that they suck you into a relationship

If anyone male or female or whatever feels sucked into a relationship it's their own fucking fault. Not a damn thing wrong with just wanting NSA situations just be honest with yourself and do t stick your dick in crazy.

[dasva]

If anyone male or female or whatever feels sucked into a relationship it's their own fucking fault. Not a damn thing wrong with just wanting NSA situations just be honest with yourself and do t stick your dick in crazy.

Oh yeah I agree... just sometimes it starts out NSA and she seems relatively sane and then tries to turn it into a relationship. Plus people do crazy things when they hard up.

Anyways for my fail of the day. Riding home today some girl with nice ass in really tight jeans pulls in front of me. I want to ride behind her and look for a bit but she's only doing 16-17 MPH and riding home is my cardio for the day and it looks like it's about to rain.

[Greatguardian]

I do not think I will be obtaining any degrees from schooling. This is a hard reality to accept given that technically I am close, but whatever basically.

That being said, anyone on here know if I can ride out Fafsa as long as I am taking classes I enjoy? Not trying to game the system - I want to learn specific things and take classes, but I have no idea if there's any penalization for basically not obtaining a degree.

Try Moocs. If you care enough to learn something specific, you can. They're free, many are offered by legit schools like Harvard and Stanford, and each course stands on its own with certificates for completion (and no real penalty for dropping them besides not getting the certificate).

It is absolutely not worth it to remain a full time student (for the full financial aid) if you're not getting a degree.

So, what Zet said.

[Airenn]

Ooc why wouldn't it be? I'm not spending anything.

Edit: I pretty decided on dropping the class, but still keeping the geology. Pass that, math in the summer when I have a bit less going on and then Coms in Fall with some more multimedia classes that I enjoy btw. Not really just tossing it all out the window , heh. Then I'd be completed. This actually gives me a better result because I can do those multimedia classes. Bg to da rescue.

[Astylla]

Fucking idiots don't understand how basic ticket machines work at the train system. Couldn't understand how to follow printed directions / arrows so missed my fucking train. If you can't understand basic instructions don't take public transit.

[Zetanio]

Ooc why wouldn't it be? I'm not spending anything.

Edit: I pretty decided on dropping the class, but still keeping the geology. Pass that, math in the summer when I have a bit less going on and then Coms in Fall with some more multimedia classes that I enjoy btw. Not really just tossing it all out the window , heh. Then I'd be completed. This actually gives me a better result because I can do those multimedia classes. Bg to da rescue.

FAFSA isn't spending anything?

Please explain your logic here.

[Airenn]

Yo, imma be on the real: not for me.

That sounds like the shittiest attitude but man if the system isn't perfect for everyone then expect not everyone to be perfect for the system. I'd still be using the 'system' to gain other skills that I could put to use as a productive member of society.

I may never amount to much anyway, guys, and I accept that. But at least I can keep learning and being nice to others along the way.*

Spoiler: show

*Obviously I don't mean anyone with CF, tho**

**joke

[Zetanio]

You're a fucking piece of shit.

[Airenn]

Yea yea, I'm still gonna get the degree homie, chill.

I mean, now you've obviously been the motivation I need, so on some level, thanks. I'll come back with a degree Zet, I promise and I mean that.

[Zetanio]

Good. Don't be a fucking slouch.

Jesus fuck.

[Aksannyi]

I don't remember how many days ago I posted about being sick, but yep, I'm still fucking sick. I had to make my friend go get me some more Advil Cold & Sinus since you can only buy so much of that stuff in a 30 day period. If this shit isn't gone by Friday I'll go see a doctor.

[Astylla]

I don't remember how many days ago I posted about being sick, but yep, I'm still fucking sick. I had to make my friend go get me some more Advil Cold & Sinus since you can only buy so much of that stuff in a 30 day period. If this shit isn't gone by Friday I'll go see a doctor.

Stuff has been brutal this year. Melena rarely gets sick with more than a day but this year it took him out of work for about 4 days and me for an entire week. My coworker got full blown bronchitis and got better and just got it again. Shit sucks.

[Blubbartron]

these seem somewhat contradictory

I might be exposing my neon-whiteness here, but I was under the impression the phrase "fuck bitches, get money" meant that you should stop wasting your time trying to get women and instead focus on your own financial security.

[Greatguardian]

Ooc why wouldn't it be? I'm not spending anything.

Edit: I pretty decided on dropping the class, but still keeping the geology. Pass that, math in the summer when I have a bit less going on and then Coms in Fall with some more multimedia classes that I enjoy btw. Not really just tossing it all out the window , heh. Then I'd be completed. This actually gives me a better result because I can do those multimedia classes. Bg to da rescue.

Because "I took a class on this in college" doesn't actually look all that impressive on a resume. College credit is not evaluated piecemeal. In the eyes of many people, you either have a degree or you don't. If you're not interested in actually walking away with the paper, you're not going to get a return on your (our, the taxpayers') investment.

If you just want to learn a few skills and expose yourself to new ideas, you can do that on the internet for free and on your own schedule. If you're motivated and disciplined enough, you can learn most programming languages and lower college level mathematics on youtube and khan academy. If you need big brother to give you deadlines and homework in order to motivate you, you can still do a Mooc or 12 for free. They start all the time, not just on "normal" semester schedules.

University-style learning is not the most efficient method of learning individual skills out there. It just comes with a lot of tangible benefits after completion.