Random Fail: First World Problems

[NynJa]

Uhh
Im canadian, and dental isnt covered under health care.

[Jefe]

I'.m at a friends wedding drinking alcohol as if it werer oxygen. So much for my new years resolutilol

[BerenTebogo]

The cool kid award goes to...

[kuronosan]

You get sick from a flu shot it's usually NOT the flu it's your immune system doing its job.

Or you thought you were immune and started kissing people with the flu.

[Zetanio]

The cool kid award goes to...

lol.

[Melena]

Drink to stop the pain!

Oh my god no more for right now. I was hurting for a good 24 hours. My stomach has only now forgiven me.

[Lyall]

Finally got a game I want to play on my Wii U and the fucking thing bricks on me over the weekend. They're covering the repair, but the CS guy told me on the phone outright I might lose all of my save data due to the nature of the problem. I cannot own a console that won't fuck itself, I swear to god.

[Blubbartron]

Finally got a game I want to play on my Wii U and the fucking thing bricks on me over the weekend. They're covering the repair, but the CS guy told me on the phone outright I might lose all of my save data due to the nature of the problem. I cannot own a console that won't fuck itself, I swear to god.

Then don't own a console. PC master race!

[Lyall]

Then don't own a console. PC master race!

I've fortunately never had any big issues with my computer. All of my set-aside Zelda time is now being spent in Stardew Valley, so I guess there's some good with the bad.

[Cream Soda]

EBT was fun while it lasted.
ggs Florida
If unemployed (I work under the table so for all intents and purposes, I'm unemployed); you have to volunteer at least 80 hours a month to keep your benefits (which is $200/month)

That's $2.50/hr lol fucking slave wages.

I'm not even going to the orientation/appointment. Looks like we ride out this last month of EBT

[Zetanio]

Slave wages would be zero.

[Cream Soda]

Well it's 2.50/hr that can only be used on food since it's EBT.

I'm sure they had to feed their slaves back in the day, so it's still slave wages lol.

[zoobernut]

Slave wages would be zero.

Wow haha.

Really though CS that sucks. 80 hours of volunteer time is pretty steep for $200 a month of EBT benefits.

[Zetanio]

Also, seriously, CS I thought you had nailed a job down awhile ago.

[tyven]

CS have you considered going gay for pay?

[Zetanio]

CS have you considered going gay for pay?

I feel like every job thread gets to this point.

[tyven]

between him and airenn, someone from BG is eventually gonna start fucking for money

[Cream Soda]

CS have you considered going gay for pay?

Nah; I have the essentials. Lol the extra few bucks certainly helped, but I'm not going to starve without it. No need. Though I doubt I'd be able to get/keep it up anyways

Also, seriously, CS I thought you had nailed a job down awhile ago.

I work(just under the table); lol don't have a career/good job though.

[dasva]

Guess you gotta get more suckers to pay you to eat stuff on cam

[Airenn]

Yea, like someone would pay me anywhere close to what I'm making now for sex

c'mon, ya'll've seen me