Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

some of us don't even own any pallets.

Seriously, I can't fit a pallet in my apartment.

[Tokitoki]

I know a guy around the corner from my office. Probably enough pallets for everyone on the forum if interested.

[Aksannyi]

Pallets give me splinters.

[Tokitoki]

Seriously, I can't fit a pallet in my apartment.

Confirmed micro-apartment.

[Zetanio]

Confirmed micro-apartment.

Actually no, just very full. 1100sq ft ftw.

[Zetanio]

I could fit it in my front room I guess but it'd be very in the way.

[Tokitoki]

We all need a pallet, sir. Find the space.

[Zetanio]

I could lean it against the wall behind an armoire I guess.

[Zetanio]

or somehow put it on the wall and call it art.

[Tokitoki]

Here are the pallet mountains.

Spoiler: show

[Zetanio]

They are blue? Fuck yeah, I can pass that off as some avant-garde bullshit.

[Tokitoki]

The regular wooden ones are on the right, but kind of blend in. Double pallet mountain.

[FNH]

So I work in a radio station. I don't know if I've ever made that clear or not, but it is relevant to this fail. Dude who was doing maintenance on our radio tower comes in and says his truck's battery died on him, and asks if I can give him a jump. So I pull my truck up to his, he already has the cables connected to his battery, and when I go to connect mine I get the pops and sparks. I do a double take to make sure I was connecting them properly, while dude made a sarcastic suggestion to try switching ends. No, I double checked, I had it right. Try again, got sparks again. At this point I turn to look at HIS connection, and he has the positive to the negative and negative to the positive. This is the man who is responsible for doing maintenance on our radio tower. Sigh.

Everyone should invest in a lithium jump starter to go in their trunk. Just hand it to the person and they can't screw it up.

[Xantavia]

Blue pallets suck. Way too heavy and solid to be lifting solo with a bad back (for me at least). Always feel like an idiot at work to ask for help stacking a few of them, but dammit, I am not going to throw out my back again. The cheap wooden ones, those are no problem.

[BaneTheBrawler]

The pallet palette in that picture is interesting.

[Zetanio]

The pallet palette in that picture is interesting.

I wonder who's palate that pallet palette would satisfy.

[Kalmado]

Damn it.

[Zetanio]

Been waiting 20 posts for that.

[BaneTheBrawler]

hahahaha

[Kalmado]

Been playing Dark Souls!