Random Fail: First World Problems

[Eurell]

My son started climbing out of his crib today

[Acevalefor]

My son started climbing out of his crib today

Time for a real bed!

This morning on my way to work there was an accident that blocked 2 out of 3 lanes on the freeway. I left the house 15 minutes later than I normally do. The accident happened 10 minutes before I left....If I had just left on time I wouldn't have had to sit in 1.5 hours of traffic moving 5mph....

[Seraph]

Time for a real bed!

This morning on my way to work there was an accident that blocked 2 out of 3 lanes on the freeway. I left the house 15 minutes later than I normally do. The accident happened 10 minutes before I left....If I had just left on time I wouldn't have had to sit in 1.5 hours of traffic moving 5mph....

If you had left 5 minutes later than usual instead of 15 minutes later than usual, you might have been dead.

[Acevalefor]

If you had left 5 minutes later than usual instead of 15 minutes later than usual, you might have been dead.

I have superhuman reflexes and mad driving skills! I played Need For Speed and Gran Turismo! Besides, there were only minor injuries...maybe I could have gotten a new car if I had left 5 minutes late.

On another note, I locked myself out of the building when I left for lunch a little while ago. Had to stand outside in the rain waiting for our other manager to get back from his lunch to let me in. No more setting my keys on my desk.

2 fails, one day. If this is the worst thing that happens today, I will be happy with a quiet ending standing in the rain to a horrific week.

[NynJa]

Me: So what are you plans this weekend? cuz I'm going to calgary next tuesday
Girl: Nothing that I know of yet
Me: alright, you open sat?
Girl: no
Me: okay good, so you can go out friday night then
Girl: yup!


asked her before what she wants to do tonight..."oh I have plans"..."oh, thats what you meant when you told me that, I misunderstood".
WHAT THE FUCK?!? I really do need to get away from the morons I know in this city.

[Airenn]

I just think she's not interested in you. Not trying to be rude, but that seems pretty "Oh, yea I am free, but not for you."

[Byrthnoth]

Yeah, I also got that vibe from the initial exchange. If I have this exchange:

Someone: Hey, are you doing anything this weekend?
Me: Nothing at all!
Someone: Want to do something Saturday?
Me: No!

"No" does not mean "No" in this case. It means "Hey. Fuck you!" She probably took your peppy comeback as a joke. I know I would have.

[NynJa]

Yeah im aware, women are dumb as shit like that. Send the most absurd subliminal messages, then get pissed when the message doesnt get across.

Sad thing: thats my ex and we had been kinda close lately. Yeahhhh :/

[Ratatapa]

Yeah im aware, women are dumb as shit like that. Send the most absurd subliminal messages, then get pissed when the message doesnt get across.

Sad thing: thats my ex and we had been kinda close lately. Yeahhhh :/

Must be a bruins fan

[Ratatapa]

My FWP: saw ratatapa was the last post, still clicked the thread.

Poor kid your life must be boring

[BaneTheBrawler]

Mine was even worse. I actually read the last 4 posts.

[Aristio]

Yeah im aware, women are dumb as shit like that. Send the most absurd subliminal messages, then get pissed when the message doesnt get across.

Sad thing: thats my ex and we had been kinda close lately. Yeahhhh :/

Run. Or hit it and quit it.

Just don't do anything stupid.

[Brill Weave]

My FWP: saw ratatapa was the last post, still clicked the thread.

LMFAO

[Melena]

Mine was even worse. I actually read the last 4 posts.

And this is coming from someone who knows bad shit.

[Laugana]

My son started climbing out of his crib today

I'm told that when I was a baby/toddler (not sure exactly), my dad would put a piece of wood over the top of it so I wouldn't climb out.

[NynJa]

My friend has had my ps3 for the better part of the year, but since I'm visiting Calgary long term, I've decided its easier to bring my ps3 instead of my pc and monitor...

FWP? Me and my dad were renovating shit at our house, and I packed away the ps3/wii games since I wasnt using them. I dont know where the fuck they are now!!!



nvm, found em, they were in a box I thought was empty lol

[Myrrh_Quetz]

So, I'm at my limit for pain. I've asked someone in my school to make me weed brownies. I honestly don't care anymore. I'mma wait till my Girlfriend who is a nurse comes back here and have her watch over me incase anything happens but ya. I just can't take anymore pain.

[Aurara]

So, I'm at my limit for pain. I've asked someone in my school to make me weed brownies. I honestly don't care anymore. I'mma wait till my Girlfriend who is a nurse comes back here and have her watch over me incase anything happens but ya. I just can't take anymore pain.

Enjoy the ride, edibles fucking rock and will help with the pain.

[Kuishen]

So, I'm at my limit for pain. I've asked someone in my school to make me weed brownies. I honestly don't care anymore. I'mma wait till my Girlfriend who is a nurse comes back here and have her watch over me incase anything happens but ya. I just can't take anymore pain.

I feel for you man, chronic back pain is no joke and kills your motivation to do pretty much anything. I speak from experience.

[Blubbartron]

Weed brownies can take quite a while to hit you, depending on metabolism, how potent they are, and your own tolerance to the effects. Don't freak out and down a bunch more brownies if you think they're weak and/or you're super tolerant. I forget if my pothead friends recommended waiting a half hour or an hour between brownies (mileage varies based on potency of pot oil used to make them).