Random Fail: First World Problems

[Boyiee]

Was opening a couple amazon packages I received, replacing my shower etc. Noticed an extra box. Open it, it's a duffel bag that I didn't order.

http://www.amazon.com/S-ZONE-Oversiz...t-items&sr=1-1

I know I didn't order it because I have prime and the dude paid for shipping like $15. I go through my account to check my orders, call dad and sister make sure they didn't ship something to me. The label has my name and address on it... Check all my credit cards and such, never bought it. All is good, no account or credit card compromised shit.

Open chat with amazon, it was just a shipping error and I'll drop it off at UPS store with free label no biggie.

The fail is that it wasn't at least something nice that I could keep without anyone knowing or caring.

edit: ok amazon chat said to bring it to UPS. I'm like, but they'll charge me. They said if they do to keep it or throw it out.

Anyone want this bag? lol

[Churchill]

amazon always sends me a shipping labe for my books, i just give it to ups and they don't charge me anything.

[Boyiee]

They didn't send me a shipping label and I asked for one, they just gave me the address to ship it to and said write it on the box. That will cost me money to ship I think.

[bluefan]

My cell phones USB charging port went boom.

Ordered the necessary part to replace but won't be in until Monday it looks like...

[Tokitoki]

Yeah, they would charge you to ship it back.

Seems like a decent enough bag. You can't find any use for it?

[zoobernut]

Nice looking bag. I would keep if that is what they told you. Though I am a sucker for bags and backpacks.

[BaneTheBrawler]

shit i'd take that. that's a nice bag.

[Arkanna]

shit i'd take that. that's a nice bag.

I read that as "I'd take a shit in that" ... thus continues my questioning wtf is wrong with me.

[Aksannyi]

I read that as "I'd take a shit in that" ... thus continues my questioning wtf is wrong with me.

Considering it was Bane that said it, actually not much is wrong with you at all.

[dasva]

So persons comes 2 hours before we open, blinds close, lights off. Sees the door is locked and instead of putting things together and figuring out we are closed just starts knocking a bunch. Then apparently doesn't realize when you knock people sometimes open the door because she stood less than 6 inches away and immediately got hit by the door

[Rakiel]

Fuck Florida's (and America's as a whole) educational system. Such bullshit.

I WOKE UP PISSED FUCK. I am gonna buy a fucking muffin and a coffee today. Screw you today.


I even posted all "I'm happy durrdurr" on FB yesterday. I just wanna break everything right now.

Cheer up, PAX East is next week!

FWP: working ahead on school projects (in order to attend the previously-mentioned PAX East) has kept me from farming the glitch-fest that is the Incursion raid in The Division, and I'm sure Massive is going to patch that shit soon.

[Zetanio]

I'll pay the shipping for that bag if you wanna give it to me

My Jack Spade bag from Virgin is having shoulder strap issues.



RIP favorite bag.

[Melena]

shit i'd take that. that's a nice bag.

Yeah, could hold his stuff while taking some sweet jumps

[Boyiee]

I typed up the fail while in chat with the dude before he told me to just keep it, which obviously I'm gonna do now. First thing I did was check amazon to see its ratings lmao. I'll find a use for it, fortunate to get a free bag unfortunate that it's not a 4k TV but hey can't be that greedy.

[Zetanio]

What about your old pal Zet? He needs a new bag and doesn't want to spend 400 bucks at Jack Spade ; ;

[zoobernut]

What about your old pal Zet? He needs a new bag and doesn't want to spend 400 bucks at Jack Spade ; ;

If you are willing to use that bag over a $400 Jack Spade bag then just buy that bag off Amazon he already posted the link and it costs a lot less than $400.

[Zetanio]

If you are willing to use that bag over a $400 Jack Spade bag then just buy that bag off Amazon he already posted the link and it costs a lot less than $400.

Why buy it when you can get it for free?

[zoobernut]

Why buy it when you can get it for free?

There just seems to be something off about simultaneously striving to get a ~$60ish bag for free while complaining about buying a $400+ bag but I do see your point.

[Zetanio]

I should mention the Jack Spade bag was free for Virgin Atlantic Gold Tier members when I got it a few years ago so it was "free".

[Kalmado]

Put in my notice today for Enterprise and they told me that today would be my last day. A lot of other shenanigans about the job, but the final laugh is they sent me a form to fill out asking for very specific details about my new employer. I told them as professionally as I could to get fucked. Piece of shit company. Rent Hertz BG. >.>