Random Fail: First World Problems

**Tokitoki** · 2016-04-15 12:34

Originally Posted by Salodin

If you're spending hundreds at a strip club and not getting laid, you're doing it wrong, or you spend thousands getting laid elsewhere.

I've never spent that much, I was just coming up with a figure. Like I said, I don't want to spend money at strip clubs.

**Aksannyi** · 2016-04-15 15:45

I guess it's not really a fail, but today was my last day teaching in my internship. I still have two weeks to finish up grading and to do some observations with other teachers, but I'm bummed as fuck. I love teaching and I don't want this to be over.

And yes, I have cried about this a few times today.

**Astylla** · 2016-04-15 15:57

Fuck today ugh , got the daily email about lunch specials and every Friday its BBQ outside. Great , go around 12:30 as usual to grab something, all of it ran out about 20 minutes before.
This wouldn't be so bad if there was any other fucking option not 30 minutes away. FML.

**Anoat** · 2016-04-15 17:10

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

I've never spent that much, I was just coming up with a figure. Like I said, I don't want to spend money at strip clubs.

Find the girl who's shift is ending in less than an hour, then buy a private dance. Odds are dudes have been buying her drinks all night already, you just gotta keep her occupied till the end of her shift and seal the deal. You ain't going home with the chick who just started her night at the same time you rolled in.

**Gadritan** · 2016-04-15 17:16

Sooooo a couple were apparently fighting, punches and all, outside my apartment at 4am. I was asleep, but one of my neighbors woke me up to let me know that one of them rammed the back of my car before they left. Cops were here when I walked out. Someone called about the fight and they actually passed the car on the way out, but didn't know at that point it was also a hit and run.

They didn't find them last night and I've got about 20 people in the complex looking out and asking neighbors to try to get any info.

People suck donkey dick.

**Yuri-G** · 2016-04-15 17:16

every damn time

"is there anything else I can help you with today?"
"no, I'm good. can you check into this other thing for me?"

EVERY DAMN TIME

customer service woes, man.

**dasva** · 2016-04-15 17:22

I don't even bother with customer service calls much anymore. Too many times have I been asked the "is there anything else I can help you with today?" when they haven't even helped me with the first thing. I'm like what do you mean else? Then again a lot of that was SE and Comcast....

**Airenn** · 2016-04-15 18:42

My Poro earrings still haven't arrived. ; ;

**Ksandra** · 2016-04-15 19:34

I don't know what my hubby did on his bachelor party, and he won't tell me. I'd love to know because I'm that irritating "I gotta know!" busybody, but I wouldn't get upset. I fully expect that he went to at least a strip club. But yeah, I guess the specifics of the night is something I'll never get to know.

**Astylla** · 2016-04-15 20:13

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I don't know what my hubby did on his bachelor party, and he won't tell me. I'd love to know because I'm that irritating "I gotta know!" busybody, but I wouldn't get upset. I fully expect that he went to at least a strip club. But yeah, I guess the specifics of the night is something I'll never get to know.

I don't understand this logic , what's the point of hiding it if you're getting married anyway. I could care less what my partner does , as long as they are honest but I understand not everyone follows that belief. I'm not a fan of secrets at all.

**zoobernut** · 2016-04-15 20:21

I never got a bachelor party. I spent all my free time leading up to my wedding working on my cousins property helping him fix it up because he let us use it for our wedding for free.

We did have a fun bachelor party for my best friend though that involved a strip club and a lot of drinking. My wife didn't care that we went to a strip club for his party but his wife to be was not happy at all about it.

**arus2001** · 2016-04-15 21:05

Just found out the cute weathergirl we had at a local station got transferred to some place in PA. Now we're pretty much stuck with a bunch of old guys across the channels. ;_;

**Kalmado** · 2016-04-15 22:59

No bachelor party. Got married at the courthouse. Had reception at a chinese restaurant with about 15 people. Wouldn't change a thing.

**AidenCarby** · 2016-04-16 02:07

Originally Posted by arus2001

Just found out the cute weathergirl we had at a local station got transferred to some place in PA. Now we're pretty much stuck with a bunch of old guys across the channels. ;_;

Serious first world right here, rip

**arus2001** · 2016-04-16 05:09

**vagus** · 2016-04-16 10:20

Got a week before the party. Have to change plans. Wish me luck BG.

Going to try for a private room at a casino for the ufc fight, an advance screening of captain America, and hookers and blow.

**bluefan** · 2016-04-16 10:31

Originally Posted by vagus

Got a week before the party. Have to change plans. Wish me luck BG.

Going to try for a private room at a casino for the ufc fight, an advance screening of captain America, and hookers and blow.

I'll put up a missings persons here in Winnipeg if you don't post in a couple weeks.

Have fun.

**Zetanio** · 2016-04-16 11:28

Originally Posted by vagus

Got a week before the party. Have to change plans. Wish me luck BG.

Going to try for a private room at a casino for the ufc fight, an advance screening of captain America, and hookers and blow.

This is the right idea.

Have fun.

**SamanosukeShiva** · 2016-04-16 16:54

reddit sometimes

When I lived in Japan, after a long buk sesh, we would peel the dried cum of the girl's face and try to get the biggest piece without it breaking or crumbling. To liven things up, we'd wager a little money on who could get the biggest cum scraping. Well, this one guy was kind of a jerk and always bragging, so I bet him 500,000 yen that I could get a bigger scraping than him, just to shut him up. So we're peeling and peeling and laying the pieces out, and a few of my pieces are bigger than this guy's biggest piece. Then this guy starts peeling off a huge piece, easily twice the size of any piece I had peeled, and when he finally gets it off the girls' face, it looks like an exact silhouette Mahatma Gandhi. For a moment, we're kind of sitting there, looking at it, and I get the sense that we're sort of examining what we're doing with our lives. There was onece this man named Gandhi who fought for people's freedom using the principles of nonviolence, and we're peeling jizz flakes off a hooker's face. How had we fallen so low? Plus I was about to lose 500,000 yen. Suddenly, this guy let's out a giant cry of existential sorrow as the full realization of how he has wasted the brief, precious gift of life, and as he cries out, his breath blows across the piece and breaks it apart into like five little pieces. I forget all about my momentary introspection because I realize I've won. I walked away with 500,000 yen that day, but can't help but feel that I came close to winning something much larger.

**Airenn** · 2016-04-17 01:40

Found out Blizzcon tickets go on sale the 20th and 23rd - the day I leave for vacation and in the middle of it. I wanted to pick up a ticket but they're expensive (200) and I definitely didn't plan for spending that much this coming week.

Not really sure what I want to do. Probably just suck it up and buy one and either sell it or go. The virtual pets you get generally sell for the price of a ticket.

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