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  1. #15701
    The 69th Donor
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    I was gonna say overactive bladder, where it feels like you have to pee but you actually don't.

  2. #15702
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    Jefe might be describing a different beast. For a while I would wake up at night and go to the bathroom feeling like I had to pee, but I'd get like ten drops and no relief. Very frustrating because you're doing the complex "Do I really have to pee? Am I, a grown man, going to piss the bed if I just ignore this feeling and go back to sleep?" calculations while sleepy, which wakes you up. I lost more than a few hours of sleep to this problem.

    No idea what changed but it went away.
    Oddly enough this happened to me when I started my diet. The major one was pooping. I just assumed my body was used to pooping and peeing X amount, and it didn't need to anymore, but couldn't break the habit. After a bit, it went away.

  3. #15703

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    The Bane signal has been lit.

  4. #15704
    Queen of the Pity Party
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    basically the reverse of vacation constipation where your body is used to pooping in certain scenarios and gets frightened when things are adjusted and thus can't poop


    which is a thing


    a horrible, painful, thing

  5. #15705
    The 69th Donor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    basically the reverse of vacation constipation where your body is used to pooping in certain scenarios and gets frightened when things are adjusted and thus can't poop


    which is a thing


    a horrible, painful, thing
    Basic Combat Training in a nutshell.

  6. #15706
    Atheist Douchebag.
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    I pride myself on the ability to drop bombs when and where necessary. My office bathroom is glorious and gets put through its paces between 10:00 and 10:15 every morning.

  7. #15707
    Ridill
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    Some extra salt before bed can help too

  8. #15708
    The Shitlord
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    basically the reverse of vacation constipation where your body is used to pooping in certain scenarios and gets frightened when things are adjusted and thus can't poop


    which is a thing


    a horrible, painful, thing
    yep

  9. #15709
    Nidhogg
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    I'm with Zet. I may not be on his level but I never really have poop issues.

  10. #15710
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    Just found out a friend of mine from FL isn't going to Pax. He may have scored an interview with Universal which is close to his dream job type thing and needs to be available to them when/if they call.

    I am happy for him and I hope he gets it but man am I pissed.

  11. #15711
    Nidhogg
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    Also wow is my keyboard loud. (Logitech G15, had it forever.) But ever since I've grown out my nails it's either loud or I type slow as dirt. I should buy a new keyboard or use the Aivia I have...

  12. #15712
    The Shitlord
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    you could just not type

  13. #15713
    Nidhogg
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    N A H (but good one)

  14. #15714
    The Anti Miz
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    Lol

  15. #15715
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    you could just not type
    This is a high-quality post.

  16. #15716
    Mr. Bananagrabber
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    Went home during my lunch break and decided to dig one of my guitars out of the closet. Fingerboard was cracked in half between the 20 thru 24 frets. That's not gonna be pleasant to get fixed.

  17. #15717
    Ridill
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    Bah this spring allergies are kicking it into high gear. My body is doing a decent job fighting back with some help the last few weeks so I sometimes forget that it's just barely holding on and do something stupid like walk thru some fresh mowed grass

  18. #15718
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    I have gone 37 years without seasonal allergies but now life is like fuck you. It's not severe by any means but the watery eyes and runny nose every morning is annoying.

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    Atheist Douchebag.
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    Start flushing your sinuses. Shit is legit.

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    Ridill
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    When shit gets real bad my sinuses flush themselves with a constant drip lol

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