Random Fail: First World Problems

[Niiro]

Um...I'd gtfo nowish rather than risk dying from asphyxiation/gas explosion/sinkhole.

Idk who you'd call specifically but that's definitely not an issue to put off.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah sounds like that could be a sinkhole to me.

[Jefe]

Haven't clipped my nails in a while so it hurts my fingers when I type. FML.

[Kais]

might be in a japanese homestay for like 3 days

whats some good gift ideas (apparently gift giving is very important)? made in usa + non-perishable obv, bonus points for nyc stuff

edit: just realized this isnt the random question thread lol, suggestions duly noted tho

[Odin'sLaw]

might be in a japanese homestay for like 3 days

whats some good gift ideas (apparently gift giving is very important)? made in usa + non-perishable obv, bonus points for nyc stuff

the Japanese like Baseball maybe some yankies stuff? or red socks? (sorry i'm not sure what the NY teams are )

[BaneTheBrawler]

Godzilla (The one with Matthew Broderick) DVD.

[Pharaun]

Godzilla (The one with Matthew Broderick) DVD.

That would be good if your plan was to start an international incident.

[Cassalot]

My abs and legs hurt from fucking my boyfriend too much. FML

[Silenka]

might be in a japanese homestay for like 3 days

whats some good gift ideas (apparently gift giving is very important)? made in usa + non-perishable obv, bonus points for nyc stuff

edit: just realized this isnt the random question thread lol, suggestions duly noted tho

Generally food is given, like candy or something. If you can't take candy on a plane, maybe just some I heart NY shirts or something. Japanese love print shirts with city names and shit on them. Figure out what the family's sizes are (prolly mediums, it's japan after all lol). NY-related ball caps or hats might be good too. Even keychains or anything really. Standard souvenir fare is what's expected tbh.

Nothing too expensive though. Expensive gifts cause distress because the idea is you reciprocate the gift-giving at the next possible opportunity, of equal or greater value

[AidenCarby]

Spoiler: show

Listened to a song by some dude brought up in spam and the ending dialogue came to mind after :/

Was fapping to porn today, came during the position change.

[BaneTheBrawler]

That would be good if your plan was to start an international incident.

New York is the city that gets flattened, and it's a fun movie!

[Melena]

My abs and legs hurt from fucking my boyfriend too much. FML

If you spend some extra time on your knees, it will give your abs and legs a chance to rest.

[Apelila]

Spoiler: show

Listened to a song by some dude brought up in spam and the ending dialogue came to mind after :/

Was fapping to porn today, came during the position change.

http://cdn.bluegartr.com/customavata...tar67066_9.gif

O-o

First full week back at work in a month, night #4. Week feels like its taking forever to end.

[Brill Weave]

Go to Einstein's and order a bacon and cheese panini. Come back with an asiago bagel with egg, bacon, spinach, and southwest sauce. How the fuck did you get that from bacon and cheese panini?

[AidenCarby]

Sounds like they gave you something better imo.

[Brill Weave]

I keep a strict calorie regimen. It was tasty but way more than what I normally take in. So it forces me to adjust the rest of my meals for the day. Nothing major, just irritating.

[AidenCarby]

I know what you mean, but spinach and eggs and bacon, so nom.

[Aristio]

1channel.ch got taken down. My only place to catch up on shows I love. Q_Q

[Sepukku]

I keep a strict calorie regimen. It was tasty but way more than what I normally take in. So it forces me to adjust the rest of my meals for the day. Nothing major, just irritating.

You wouldn't have to limit your calories so much if you actually worked out you wimp

[Brill Weave]

I do work out lol. Everyday. But to maintain my weight I keep track of calories. I don't want to lose weight. If I drop below 195 I look like I have cancer. I'm 6'2".