Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

Following up on this... I was contacted by the Senior Director of Sales for an opportunity, so the guy in the paragraph above boss.... have an interview tomorrow @ 10AM..... email from him today:
"Word on the street is you were interested in Sales. I have an opportunity for you to consider. Throw some time on my calendar tomorrow or Friday to discuss."

Will report back... let's see how this goes.

Good luck bud, definitely get away from the obnoxious boss if possible.

[Gabai]

With a lot of exorcize

How does one go about a lung exorcism?

[Modoru]

How does one go about a lung exorcism?

Asking for a friend. Not demons-in-my-basement related. Not at all.

[Cantih]

Considering the day and age, I'm sure it involves vaping some holy water.

[Zetanio]

We get it bro, you vape.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Phone auto-corrected.

[Blubbartron]

Not sure if this belongs in random win or random fail, but apparently my shitlord level increased, because I've been accused of gaslighting. Why, you may ask? Well, because I showed someone that the idea that 1 in 12 transgendered people end up getting murdered is completely baseless and, quite frankly, requires someone to be insane and/or retarded to believe it.

[BerenTebogo]

We get it bro, you vape.

I've got an ape vape yes I do
They're giving them to anyone that means you
You can drive to riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an ape vape like I do

[vagus]

Competitive Vaping. It 's a real thing.

[Omnipotent]

Following up on this... I was contacted by the Senior Director of Sales for an opportunity, so the guy in the paragraph above boss.... have an interview tomorrow @ 10AM..... email from him today:
"Word on the street is you were interested in Sales. I have an opportunity for you to consider. Throw some time on my calendar tomorrow or Friday to discuss."

Will report back... let's see how this goes.

If you escalate beyond him, good for you. That shit's dumb. Sounds like he plans on keeping you under him.

Good luck bud, definitely get away from the obnoxious boss if possible.

To much of this is already in Random Fail.... but it's now a win. Just got offered job as a Strategic Accounts Programs Manager... Talked to the Senior Director and it seemed like the original guy was just blowing smoke up my ass and this guy saw the potential. Offered me the same position I applied for before and to make up for the BS gave me a higher salary than I originally anticipated. FEELSGOOD.JPG. FUCK YEAH. I start Monday.

[BaneTheBrawler]

grats!

[BerenTebogo]

Congrats bud!!

[Modoru]

Fucking awesome, dude. Grats.

[Melena]

Man it's like Oprah up in here. You get a job, and you get a job and you get a job.

[Zetanio]

I also have a job.

PLEASE HEAP PRAISE ON ME PEASANTS.

[Tokitoki]

Nah.

[Zetanio]

Exactly.

[tyven]

Competitive Vaping. It 's a real thing.

Place near me called AVAIL VAPE and every time I see the sign I think it says ANAL VAPE

[Zetanio]

Competitive Anal Vaping, It's a real thing bro.

[Omnipotent]

Following up on this... I was contacted by the Senior Director of Sales for an opportunity, so the guy in the paragraph above boss.... have an interview tomorrow @ 10AM..... email from him today:
"Word on the street is you were interested in Sales. I have an opportunity for you to consider. Throw some time on my calendar tomorrow or Friday to discuss."

Will report back... let's see how this goes.

If you escalate beyond him, good for you. That shit's dumb. Sounds like he plans on keeping you under him.

grats!

Congrats bud!!

Fucking awesome, dude. Grats.

Man it's like Oprah up in here. You get a job, and you get a job and you get a job.

Going to help as I got engaged over the weekend as well and need the money for a wedding . Thank you all.