Random Fail: First World Problems

[NynJa]

Just send them the first 2 paystubs?

And run the risk of them looking into why the paydates and pay cycles dont add up? Is it worth it?

[Airenn]

Ah got it ! Well hope it goes quickly.

Me, too. I'm only 2 days in (technically 1 for trial-start), and already I will just bring BG printouts with me whenever I am asked to do this again. Fuck this person's claim, I've already made up my mind. I don't wanna be fucked with this shit system and I got things I could be doing to better my own life. I know that's shitty but I don't care. I really don't. Sorry America.

Two 8 hour days wasted. I really need some kinda mental game so I can tune this shit out.

[Airenn]

UGH I'm fuckign TIRED man. I'm really regretting just not telling them upfront I'm crazy as shit and I'm also completely apathetic to most other people.

[Kalmado]

The return shipping label Enterprise sent me I guess wasn't good. I've emailed, called, etc and no one from Enterprise seems to want to help me get their equipment back to them. Piece of shit company.

[Airenn]

I smoked a bowl, got life things done and next jury day I'll once again believe in the justice system and do my best!

I'll also probably be back Monday night to repeat this process as needed until trial dies. But wooo, American justice!!

[Astylla]

I smoked a bowl, got life things done and next jury day I'll once again believe in the justice system and do my best!

I'll also probably be back Monday night to repeat this process as needed until trial dies. But wooo, American justice!!

After my shit week this made me laugh way harder than it should. Seriously love it lol.

[BerenTebogo]

So had a pretty funny night out tonight, and I had to anti-wingman my friend, who is also named Ed. We tried the faking gay thing to a degree that stopped just before actual homosexuality, with no luck, just turned on the frump-offender even more.

So the night goes on and I continue to fuck with her at every opportunity. We go from 0 to Gary Oak memes with still no love lost. Finally we get to the point where she starts talking threesome with us both - and I'm like NOPE NOT WITH A BORROWED DICK so I have to get us out of this situation in a way that doesnt burn this bar for us both + our friend.

So I'm like "yeah threesome we love to fuck around like that" and I grab my friend around the neck and pull him into full homo levels of intimacy and look this girl dead in the eyes and ask her "do you want to know what I'm going to do with him when I get home?" And she starts drooling like a Supernatural fan-fiction writer and I lead her into this crazy scenario that involves me essentially narrating the last three episodes of "The Blacklist" to her, cuz its Thursday, complete with illegitimate lovechild, and tl;dr after about 5 minutes of it with me locked in a deadpan stare with her she left. It was really, really, really emotionally fulfilling for me, but my friend didn't end up getting laid afterall.

But my life philosophy is "better to have not fucked than to have fucked an uggo" and sober him agrees so we will see.

[arus2001]

Have a Kenmore fridge (model 795.78403.800) and the ice maker/water dispenser seems prone to freezing up and eventually leaking. Been trying to find any kind of documentation or reports of other people having a similar problem, but my google fu is failing me. Can't even seem to find an email address for Kenmore themselves, as I'd quite honestly just go through that instead of fucking with a phone jockey.

[Omnipotent]

It's way too late for that now. Trial has started lol.

I'm just putting it out here for the fail of it all. Jury duty. Ugh.

I'm exempt for a year after this, and it's not going to break me, just impedes on the routine a bit which is annoying.

I wanted to get back into doing more work after the Vaca I had but apparently life just wanna be annoying is all.

I am 27 and haven't been summoned to Jury Duty once.....

[Zetanio]

So had a pretty funny night out tonight, and I had to anti-wingman my friend, who is also named Ed. We tried the faking gay thing to a degree that stopped just before actual homosexuality, with no luck, just turned on the frump-offender even more.

So the night goes on and I continue to fuck with her at every opportunity. We go from 0 to Gary Oak memes with still no love lost. Finally we get to the point where she starts talking threesome with us both - and I'm like NOPE NOT WITH A BORROWED DICK so I have to get us out of this situation in a way that doesnt burn this bar for us both + our friend.

So I'm like "yeah threesome we love to fuck around like that" and I grab my friend around the neck and pull him into full homo levels of intimacy and look this girl dead in the eyes and ask her "do you want to know what I'm going to do with him when I get home?" And she starts drooling like a Supernatural fan-fiction writer and I lead her into this crazy scenario that involves me essentially narrating the last three episodes of "The Blacklist" to her, cuz its Thursday, complete with illegitimate lovechild, and tl;dr after about 5 minutes of it with me locked in a deadpan stare with her she left. It was really, really, really emotionally fulfilling for me, but my friend didn't end up getting laid afterall.

But my life philosophy is "better to have not fucked than to have fucked an uggo" and sober him agrees so we will see.

You gotta be careful with that, there are females neckbeards that are Yaoi-crazy.

[BaneTheBrawler]

being an anti-wingman is fun. my buddy, every time he gets drunk, is all over anything with tits. my other buddy's gf's friend has problems with saying no i guess, especially when she's drunk. every time they get shitfaced in the same area he ends up all over her and she ends up just kinda rolling with it, and they have both, separately, asked me to prevent them from sealing the deal.

i have no particularly amusing stories as yet, but just generally fun to cockblock when you know both people want you to.

[Moss]

being an anti-wingman is fun. my buddy, every time he gets drunk, is all over anything with tits. my other buddy's gf's friend has problems with saying no i guess, especially when she's drunk. every time they get shitfaced in the same area he ends up all over her and she ends up just kinda rolling with it, and they have both, separately, asked me to prevent them from sealing the deal.

i have no particularly amusing stories as yet, but just generally fun to cockblock when you know both people want you to.

just let them do it until they learn their own self-control

"omg DO NOT let me hook up with him *teehee*" is so lame

[BaneTheBrawler]

where's the fun in that? gives me something to do all night. i like having a task, given to me by people i like. it appeals to my inner white knight.

[dasva]

So definitely sick now. Luckily I got permission to come in later. But alarm doesn't go off and still end up getting up like 30 min late... start leaving and sure enough it starts raining about 4 minutes into my ride and if I had left on time would've already been at work

[Zetanio]

Didn't realize the showing of Captain America I was going to was in 3D IMAX instead of regular IMAX.

Walked out about 2 minutes into the movie after previews. What a garbage format.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah 3d is pretty shit.

[Tokitoki]

I don't like the 3D shit they do in theaters. Saw the Jungle Book in 3D and it just bothered me. Part of it was fuzzy the whole time, the motion was blurry, and the glasses are uncomfortable.

[Zetanio]

I don't like the 3D shit they do in theaters. Saw the Jungle Book in 3D and it just bothered me. Part of it was fuzzy the whole time, the motion was blurry, and the glasses are uncomfortable.

That was my main problem. It was fucking blurry and my eyes were trying to compensate. Instaheadache.

[Zetanio]

Just give me UHD normal screen please. 4K or bust.

[Lyall]

Shakycam and 3D shouldn't be allowed to coexist.