Random Fail: First World Problems

**dasva** · 2016-05-09 10:43

What the hell I don't even have any major medical issues and 80-110 is about my norm anytime I'm doing anything besides laying down unless in pain then even higher.

Also dead at 110? Wtf that's not even close to what most people are at during even moderate exercise forget heavy cardio. Navy once issued me meds for my migraines that jumped my resting pulse to 160 and all that got me was a hey you probably shouldn't take that anymore

**tyven** · 2016-05-09 10:51

im sure the instructor said these words.

"So you failed to find his pulse. This simple lesson and you couldn't even get it right, are you kidding me? If his pulse was that high he'd be dead."

"You actually think thats your pulse? Are you as dumb as your classmate?"

Lets all stop paying attention to anything this guy posts that isnt tug related.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2016-05-09 11:04

Two day course. Day one I had the person, for 7 minutes, go on about how clean pee is and how it should be drank. The example of why it's clean was this. And this is word for word.

"When people are stranded on a boat, why do think they drink their urine"

Other shit included me asking various "what to do when" medical questions about stuff wrong with me(example, for using an AED, if a person had wires in their chest, would that effect anything") I'd get the response

"Don't worry about it. That's an extreme case and would probably never happen"

The most fucked up moment was the dude was talking about how turnaquets are no longer used in ANYTHING today. To which the army guy in the class said "I'm not 100% but I believe the army uses them in their uniforms to be used incase a limb gets blown off"

To which the teacher told him how wrong and stupid he was for about 10 minutes. During which, I googled "military uniform turnaquets" and found many articles saying otherwise. I spoke up "actually, according to google, as of 2008, it's standard issue in all military uniforms". To which he said

"No, that's wrong, you must have read an old or wrong article.

To which I got up from my desk and showed him the Google search pages results

So he said "I'm not sure this is correct. I'll research it during the lunch break"

3 hours later, during the learning to hold a head still he brought it up out of nowhere and said

"I looked up the turnaquets. They are only standard issue in military uniforms and only supposed to be used incase a limb gets blown off, that's what I meant earlier"

Me and the army dude look at eachother. Shake our heads and not say another word

**Melena** · 2016-05-09 11:04

The fuck, when i'm doing heavy cardio, I'll get up to about 145-155

**Rooney** · 2016-05-09 11:07

I can't even imagine a resting pulse of 110. I normally hover around 55-60, high 60's with stress at work.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 11:08

Yeah, I hover between 50-70 depending on stress. When I was super fat it was 65-85.

**dasva** · 2016-05-09 11:46

Originally Posted by Rooney

I can't even imagine a resting pulse of 110. I normally hover around 55-60, high 60's with stress at work.

You don't even really notice it unless it goes higher. Luckily I rarely let myself get stressed or it'd probably jump all crazy. I'm not as bad since I started getting more in shape so like right now according to my Garmin I'm at 75 not sure how accurate it is though as I can't remember a time I've ever been below 80. Of course my heart does other weird stuff like occasionally double beat and is louder supposedly

**Coren** · 2016-05-09 13:47

Ran out last night to grab food before game of thrones. Come back to my wife bathing the kids (yay!). Go to turn on the TV, and it doesn't show anything.

When I asked what happened, my older one tells me the younger kid (2yr old) was swinging some toy around and shattered the TV; I just didn't see it the first time. Apparently it happened when the wife was filling the tub.

The bright side is that the TV is a 5yr old plasma and I was looking for an excuse to upgrade to a 4k anyway.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 13:59

New TV hype!

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 13:59

When I upgraded my 10 year old Sony it felt pretty damn good.

**tyven** · 2016-05-09 14:04

I just cant wait to finally get a smart tv. WHY WON'T MY OLD TV'S DIE

**Melena** · 2016-05-09 14:04

I've come to the conclusion our AC/Heating system is both female and going through menopause. All last week it was 62-65 in the office, this morning it was 80, and now it's back to mid 60's.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 14:12

Originally Posted by tyven

I just cant wait to finally get a smart tv. WHY WON'T MY OLD TV'S DIE

Bruh, the original plasma TV's last for fucking ever.

**tyven** · 2016-05-09 14:15

this samsung plasma i have in the living room is going to live forever i know it

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 14:15

Originally Posted by tyven

this samsung plasma i have in the living room is going to live forever i know it

Use it as a bathroom TV. Best idea ever.

**Anoat** · 2016-05-09 14:16

Sell your old TV on Craigslist, buy new TV? Or keep both?

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 14:18

Originally Posted by Anoat

Sell your old TV on Craigslist, buy new TV? Or keep both?

Those old plasma's aren't worth much. Like 25-30 bucks for any of em.

**tyven** · 2016-05-09 14:20

im going to buy all the old plasmas and combine them into a super tv

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-09 14:23

Jokes on you, they don't network.

**dasva** · 2016-05-09 14:56

Originally Posted by Melena

I've come to the conclusion our AC/Heating system is both female and going through menopause. All last week it was 62-65 in the office, this morning it was 80, and now it's back to mid 60's.

Can't you just completely turn it off?

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