Random Fail: First World Problems

[NynJa]

Do you work in a barn?

Nope...I'm pretty sure even farmers have hygienic standards they uphold.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Ripped a big ol' hole right in the crotch of my favorite jeans getting into my car. They were getting pretty beat up anyways, but I've been putting off shopping for new ones so now I'm down to just 1 pair.

[Melena]

I now have a once a month 90 minute meeting going over a financial system i don't even have a login for, therefore don't even use.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Been blue balls for most of the last two days because I can't seem to finish. Fuck. She feels really bad about it. I just hope I wasn't telegraphing my discomfort too much.

[BerenTebogo]

Been blue balls for most of the last two days because I can't seem to finish. Fuck. She feels really bad about it. I just hope I wasn't telegraphing my discomfort too much.

Whack it when she leaves you dumbshit

[BaneTheBrawler]

it was a long session

[Xno Kappa]

Who the hell gets blue balls past puberty? Go to the bathroom and rub one out. Or just have her jerk it for you.

[Melena]

Stupid Taco Bell getting rid of their rockstar punched freeze

[BaneTheBrawler]

tried that. couldn't bust.

get off my nuts, you fucks. this makes a grand total of three times, for me. i'm still figuring shit out.

[arus2001]

There any possible side effects of Crohn's and/or meds you might be taking for it?

[FNH]

tried that. couldn't bust.

get off my nuts, you fucks. this makes a grand total of three times, for me. i'm still figuring shit out.

That's your problem you're so focused on the idea of it it is causing a mental block.

[Brill Weave]

tried that. couldn't bust.

get off my nuts, you fucks. this makes a grand total of three times, for me. i'm still figuring shit out.

Relax. Literally. Stop thinking about it while you're in the middle of it.

[Astylla]

tried that. couldn't bust.

get off my nuts, you fucks. this makes a grand total of three times, for me. i'm still figuring shit out.

There's not much to figure out really , however stress and worrying too much will contribute to sexual issues for men and women alike.

There any possible side effects of Crohn's and/or meds you might be taking for it?

This would be something I would take into consideration too , and don't be afraid to talk to a doctor about it. I know it's embarrassing but better to rule out something more if it comes to that.

Relax. Literally. Stop thinking about it while you're in the middle of it.

Easier said than done but he has a good point.
Obviously I can't give a perspective the guys can but honestly there's worse things that could happen. At least you know she isn't getting knocked up

[Lyall]

Obviously I can't give a perspective the guys can but honestly there's worse things that could happen. At least you know she isn't getting knocked up

You can get someone preggers even if you don't finish inside of them.

[Byrthnoth]

CSI tells me you can get someone preggers even if you don't penetrate them.

Reality confirms it, albeit in a more violent way.

[BaneTheBrawler]

i'm thinking it's a combination of nerves and just plain taking too long. i tend to focus on her.

[Fondue]

tried that. couldn't bust.

get off my nuts, you fucks. this makes a grand total of three times, for me. i'm still figuring shit out.

Have her try a finger up the butt

[Lyall]

Enh, if it's new it's new. Your body's going to take time to get used to someone else's methods. A NEET friend of mine who was used to jacking it by himself for years had all sorts of trouble when he found a NEET girlfriend; He was so used to his own handiwork that she couldn't do much for him for a long time.

Dicks are weird.

Edit: Also, "getting off your nuts" is what we're trying to help with, yeesh.

[Byrthnoth]

Here, arguably the worst facial hair I've seen on a relatively successful person.

[BaneTheBrawler]

hmm. that's also probably contributing. now i gotta retrain my dick, damn.


also what the fuck happened to that dude's mustache?