Random Fail: First World Problems

[Byrthnoth]

I don't know, but I just watched the first 10 minutes of Chelsea Handler's new Netflix show (he was on it) and it is even worse there.

Chelsea Handler, by the way, is a comedian that I dislike more than any other. I don't know her demographic and I hope I never meet them. She keeps getting more shows thrown at her, though, so I keep assuming she might be funny and trying the shows. They're consistently not funny.

[Tokitoki]

The only person I know that likes Chelsea Handler also likes going to the unpopular daytime shit shows.

I meant daytime talk shows, my bad.

[tyven]

It's women you guys the answer is women

[BerenTebogo]

I don't know, but I just watched the first 10 minutes of Chelsea Handler's new Netflix show (he was on it) and it is even worse there.

Chelsea Handler, by the way, is a comedian that I dislike more than any other. I don't know her demographic and I hope I never meet them. She keeps getting more shows thrown at her, though, so I keep assuming she might be funny and trying the shows. They're consistently not funny.

Currently talking via text with a 22 yo basic white girl in Houston who is hungover from being drunk and doing moly at the Disclosure concert last night and has told me to watch that show about 5x this week. So there you go.

[BerenTebogo]

It's women you guys the answer is women

Also this

[Airenn]

@FNH's post
@Brill's post
and
@Fondue's post


I would straight up ask her for a shorter session next time with the intent of getting you across that finish line. idk how Crohn's may be affecting it but I imagine the longer you session the harder it might actually be, especially since this is new territory.


We're all super happy for you having the sex tho! :D:D

[Byrthnoth]

if there's any reason to watch that Chelsea show, it's just to see how bad John King's facial hair is. He shaved the mustache even thinner than his wikipedia picture, so it really looks like he just has some kind of weird lip shadow like he's always uplit or something. I really wasn't even sure whether he had a mustache at all until I paused and went up to the TV.

[vagus]

Relax. Literally. Stop thinking about it while you're in the middle of it.

Lol. Enjoy the moment!

[Airenn]

Also, @Akumatenshi I haven't even seen you logged in forever, man. 'Sup!

[kuronosan]

Pretty sure the *best* thing to drink when you're dehydrated is water... But I'm no medical doctor.

If you're in the middle of a place where there's no water, it's pee or death.

[BaneTheBrawler]

hmm, as long as that topic's up again, what about booze? at what % does it become detrimental to drink it in those conditions?

[Zetanio]

I think it's around 8% ABV

[kuronosan]

hmm, as long as that topic's up again, what about booze? at what % does it become detrimental to drink it in those conditions?

Drinking alcohol increases your clearance, so it'd be better to drink pee.

If you were in the same conditions and alcohol was all you had you might as well be dead.

[Lyall]

Are we discussing the ramifications of drinking alcoholic urine?

I think getting your urine to retain enough booze to have a notable %ABV would result in you dying first. I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

Edit: Ever read something and then try to figure out how the fuck your brain drew a conclusion from what you just read? Happened to me hard just now.

I was under the impression any alcohol content over like, 3% did more dehyration than rehydration.

[BaneTheBrawler]

ah, had to look that up, but that makes sense. what if you do both? drink booze AND pee? should last longer, right?

[Lyall]

ah, had to look that up, but that makes sense. what if you do both? drink booze AND pee? should last longer, right?

You'd still be better off drinking just pee. I mean, if you had both on hand, I think you'd want to uncap your booze and let the alcohol burn off or evaporate in the sun or something, and then just drink vile non-vodka mixed with your pee.

The logistics of this are basically the non-hype version of planning where to hide in the zombie apocalypse. "But guys, what is the right ratio of parts-piss-per-beer?"

[Airenn]

omg guys can we stop talking about drinking the pee??

[Lyall]

omg guys can we stop talking about drinking the pee??

LOOK DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN THE DESERT OR LOST AT SEA OR DO YOU WANT TO LIVE BY DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS AND OR THE PISS OF THOSE YOU'RE STUCK WITH.

GOD, Airenn.

[AoE]

Pretty sure I had a sadist for a dentist and I'm talking about a no shit real sadist based on the shit she was telling me and my ability to get people to open up around me.

[BaneTheBrawler]

probably why shes a dentist