Random Fail: First World Problems

**Astylla** · 2016-05-11 13:40

Originally Posted by AoE

Pretty sure I had a sadist for a dentist and I'm talking about a no shit real sadist based on the shit she was telling me and my ability to get people to open up around me.

This is the only scenario where being subjected to a sadist terrifies me, especially considering I married one.

**vagus** · 2016-05-11 13:53

This conversation will save a BG member or associate one day.

We need a member of BG to be a scientist to debunk this pee to water safety ratio.

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-05-11 14:09

Wait. Did I miss something? Did Bane just lose his virginity? Damn congrats bro lol. Puts the conversation in perspective.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-05-11 14:18

Yes, that is the case. I have a girlfriend, now. Thank you.

**dasva** · 2016-05-11 14:37

Wait I thought that was joking...

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-11 14:38

No, he finally caught the train to Pound Town.

**Rooney** · 2016-05-11 14:51

Working on a few drawing files and underline some text to make it stand out more. Suddenly the files won't print or pdf. Take the underline away and they will print again. There is other underlined text already on the drawing. The font we have to use also doesn't support bold or italics.

**Pharaun** · 2016-05-11 15:01

Here's a true first world problem, something's wrong with my computer/browser at work and BG doesn't remember me so I am constantly having to log in during the day. Yes I know it's probably something with cookie settings, but I can't be assed to look into it.

**Xantavia** · 2016-05-11 15:34

Originally Posted by vagus

This conversation will save a BG member or associate one day.

We need a member of BG to be a scientist to debunk this pee to water safety ratio.

I think in the RL Image thread, CS admitted to doing it (accidentally) before.

**kuronosan** · 2016-05-11 15:38

The good news is that with his virginity gone, Bane's world is a lot less shitty.

**Kaslo** · 2016-05-11 15:43

Originally Posted by kuronosan

The good news is that with his virginity gone, Bane's world is a lot less shitty.

Unless he gets ass herpes

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-11 15:43

Originally Posted by kuronosan

The good news is that with his virginity gone, Bane's world is a lot less shitty.

Does losing his virginity means he'll poop less?

**AidenCarby** · 2016-05-11 15:44

Originally Posted by kuronosan

The good news is that with his virginity gone, Bane's world is a lot less shitty.

JK LOL

**kuronosan** · 2016-05-11 15:58

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Does losing his virginity means he'll poop less?

I guess you'll have to tell us when you finally lose yours.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-11 15:59

I pooped an equal amount before and after. That's just anecdotal though. I sense that we should poll BG about this.

**Astylla** · 2016-05-11 16:31

I don't know why but I picture Bane as the clingy one versus the chic. At least he's getting some now though hah.

My own fwp: Director for the business development center for our entire company is coming in next week for a 2 day meeting at our offices. Considering he has never been here in the nearly 4 years I've been here and our sales and service side of the dealership has been struggling this doesn't seem good to me. It would explain why everyone's been in panic mode. We got forwarded on an email about it we weren't supposed to be privy to due to an out of office forwarding setup by my boss.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-05-11 16:35

that's probably accurate. i'm trying super hard not to be too clingy though. don't wanna fuck it up. i have entirely too much free time to make that easy, though.

hard to say, re: pooping. been feeling better lately.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-11 16:39

He lost his v card to her. He's gonna love her forever.

**Astylla** · 2016-05-11 16:45

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

that's probably accurate. i'm trying super hard not to be too clingy though. don't wanna fuck it up. i have entirely too much free time to make that easy, though.

hard to say, re: pooping. been feeling better lately.

Hopefully she's of the mindset that if something is bothering her she'll communicate it because from personal experience communication is vital.

Some people like that closeness too so just be you honestly. I'm codependent on my husband admittedly but he likes that from me. While I'm still capable of taking care of things on my own / providing space , with him I want the clingyness.

Now other people I talk to or may mess around with in the past I'm somewhat the opposite. I want my space unless we're out together or fucking.

As most casual situations have been short term I can't say for sure how things could evolve. Everyone is different.

**Astylla** · 2016-05-11 16:46

Originally Posted by Zetanio

He lost his v card to her. He's gonna love her forever.

Do people really hold that in regard ? Serious question as text doesn't always show sarcasm or seriousness.

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