Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

That was sarcasm although there is some truth in there depending on the person.

[dasva]

So one coworker is an extreme phobia to germs/disease but loves all cleaners to the point of choking on them. So clearly a bunch of dust on the blinds is a breeding ground for germs or something so he throws half a bottle of 409 on it. I open the door to the warehouse to get some air floor in this tiny office and he immediately closes it because he can smell smoke and smoke causes cancer and sitting in a closed office full of 409 fumes causes no health effects. Mind you no one actually smokes in the warehouse they smoke outside it a good 50+ ft away and we run a bunch of large diesel trucks. Also likes to wipe off every hard surface inside the truck with several Clorox wipes then complains when I roll down the window

[Anoat]

That was sarcasm although there is some truth in there depending on the person.

I'm not gonna say it's love, and we were always close before the fact, but ever since my first time, me and my right hand have been very close.

[synistar]

So one coworker is an extreme phobia to germs/disease but loves all cleaners to the point of choking on them. So clearly a bunch of dust on the blinds is a breeding ground for germs or something so he throws half a bottle of 409 on it. I open the door to the warehouse to get some air floor in this tiny office and he immediately closes it because he can smell smoke and smoke causes cancer and sitting in a closed office full of 409 fumes causes no health effects. Mind you no one actually smokes in the warehouse they smoke outside it a good 50+ ft away and we run a bunch of large diesel trucks. Also likes to wipe off every hard surface inside the truck with several Clorox wipes then complains when I roll down the window

I have a germ-a-phobe coworker who wipes down the seat back of his/her Aeron mesh backed chair with those clorox sanitizing wipes every single day. I shake my head every single time I see him/her doing that.

[BaneTheBrawler]

the sex didn't really change anything for me. i was this excited to be with her before that.

from what i've seen, she seems to communicate pretty well, but even if she doesn't, I do. I am far, far more courageous with her than I have ever been with anyone else, so if I have a particularly tricky choice with how to go about this, I've just kinda been talking it out with her and seeing what she thinks. The first evening we spent together, we were flirting very heavily, then I brought up sex and told her I was concerned that if we did it that night I'd be worried she only did it because she was really, really drunk, and that she would regret it, and that I thought we could make this a long-term thing and didn't want to fuck it up. Then I asked her what she thought. She agreed that that made sense, and was fine with it, so we didn't. Then we went back to flirting.

I've gotten the distinct sense she likes a little distance in public, and a lot when she's working, so i've been doing that (plus that's kinda what i want). My last text to her was just before she started her shift, and I won't text her again until she tells me she's done. "distraction" is a word we've been using for each other, and i don't wanna fuck up her groove at work or something. when she's done i'll ask her what her preference is as far as that goes; that seems like the most organic time to ask. I've also told her a few times that if I do something she doesn't like she wouldn't hurt my feelings if she told me. though, that was in bed, so maybe i should restate that with our clothes on.

anyway, i met several of her coworkers and i'm sure she's busy enough answering a million questions about me. not gonna make that any more difficult by giving them more ammo, lol.

[Xno Kappa]

Make sure you piss on her in the shower.

[Zetanio]

Yeah. She'll like it, you'll like it, and you get to mark your territory.

You have the right mindset. Just try not to over-analyze things.

[Modoru]

Hey man, at least you didn't fall for a coworker who has no interest in you. amirite?

Spoiler: show

i'm gonna go sob quietly in a corner

[BerenTebogo]

Hey man, at least you didn't fall for a coworker who has no interest in you. amirite?

Spoiler: show

i'm gonna go sob quietly in a corner

How awkward is it now? Is it like unbearably awful and do you want to jump off the building every second of every day? I've always been curious how that goes when it goes badly. Everyone I've worked with or had classes with that I wanted to fuck, I fucked, but I acknowledge that shit could've gone real bad real fast.

[Modoru]

How awkward is it now? Is it like unbearably awful and do you want to jump off the building every second of every day? I've always been curious how that goes when it goes badly. Everyone I've worked with or had classes with that I wanted to fuck, I fucked, but I acknowledge that shit could've gone real bad real fast.

It actually isn't bc I got rejected before anything even happened - I never even said anything, she jumped the gun when I was still just casually talking to her, lol. I didn't even do anything outside of normal coworker behaviour.

and before you presume: no, I don't have a flirty attitude. c.c

she's just distant now, that's about it.

[BerenTebogo]

It actually isn't bc I got rejected before anything even happened - I never even said anything, she jumped the gun when I was still just casually talking to her, lol. I didn't even do anything outside of normal coworker behaviour.

and before you presume: no, I don't have a flirty attitude. c.c

she's just distant now, that's about it.

At least that's not as bad as my worst. Classmate / colleague would get drunk when out together and want to bang / confess feelings for me. Then next morning act like it never happened. As an isolated event, not so weird or uncommon, but after like the 10th time it's just incredibly wtf. Called her out on it and then we just avoided each other for like half a year and then next time we are out in the same place BAM.

God what a fucking shitshow. So many giant red warning signs waving me off but I am a sucker for punishment. Also I got laid.

[Qeomash]

Here's a true first world problem, something's wrong with my computer/browser at work and BG doesn't remember me so I am constantly having to log in during the day. Yes I know it's probably something with cookie settings, but I can't be assed to look into it.

This used to happen to me. Check if you're going to www.bluegartr.com or just bluegartr.com. Without the www my laptop wasn't keeping the cookie correctly.

[Zetanio]

This used to happen to me. Check if you're going to www.bluegartr.com or just bluegartr.com. Without the www my laptop wasn't keeping the cookie correctly.

This happens to me on my phone. It defaults to bluegartr.com for some reason about 50% of the time so I have log back in.

[Astylla]

Waiting for my husband at Chipotle and the line is literally out the door , 26 people deep not including kids. WHYYYYYY , I just want to go home

[Zetanio]

Eat somewhere else.

[Astylla]

Eat somewhere else.

I don't eat here it's all him. I don't get to decide just wait in misery lol.

[Zetanio]

I don't eat here it's all him. I don't get to decide just wait in misery lol.

[Boyiee]

That was sarcasm although there is some truth in there depending on the person.

Soon to be wife lost hers to me, there's validity in places.

[zoobernut]

I lost mine in a drunken/stoned stupor to some chick I don't remember at a party. I barely remember it and I am sure it was awkward and terrible. Was only with her that one time then met my wife shortly after that. My wife was with many partners before we met. When we were first dating she often lamented that she hadn't met me just a few weeks earlier so she could have been my first. She doesn't really talk about it anymore.

We have been together for 15 years, married for 8.

[Kuishen]

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