Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

Yeah. She'll like it, you'll like it, and you get to mark your territory.

You have the right mindset. Just try not to over-analyze things.

I actually brought this up at dinner tonight with a few friends (some were girls). And the consensus was that dudes are dudes and the girls would honestly find it weird if they didnt piss on them in the shower at least once because guys gonna guy. Mind you these are all girls with advanced degrees in physics, math, and medical science.

So there you go. Full endorsement. Piss away.

Edit: And this was one of the lighter topics covered. Dinner with me is always fun. I think we actually ended up on the topic of how long after Taylor Swift dies is acceptable to fuck the body. The numbers were wider than I expected.

[BerenTebogo]

Waiting for my husband at Chipotle and the line is literally out the door , 26 people deep not including kids. WHYYYYYY , I just want to go home

I hope he gets ebola.

[Airenn]

Concurring the peeing in the shower. There's a fucking drain. Do you know how much TP women waste just peeing? Fuck.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Read it again. It's not about being acceptable to piss in the shower, it's about pissing on people in the shower.

[dasva]

Read it again. It's not about being acceptable to piss in the shower, it's about pissing on people in the shower.

Still sounds fine to me. I mean you still have clean water running down you. Certainly better than swimming in a public piss filled pool

[Zetanio]

Ok, so we're all in agreement about shower pissing.

Sath, what was the conclusion on fucking T Swift's corpse?

[dasva]

Soon to be wife lost hers to me, there's validity in places.

Kind of depends on the people and the relationship really. Back in the day I was kind of like CS. Really fit but with such negative game hadn't even kissed a girl. But ran into a girl asking for fuck buddies I thought it she was just joking and being flirty so said sure. Turns out she was serious. Got a few months of solid sex in without too much of that first person attachment. That said still kind of miss her cause sex was ridiculously frequent and as crazy as she was she was still much less crazy than most the ones after her. Plus EEs

[BerenTebogo]

Ok, so we're all in agreement about shower pissing.

Sath, what was the conclusion on fucking T Swift's corpse?

I and two of the girls decided that until the body dips below room temp you are good to go.

[Zetanio]

This is why BG is great.

That's a good answer.

[Blubbartron]

I and two of the girls decided that until the body dips below room temp you are good to go.

So... forever? That's kinda gross mang.

[dasva]

I and two of the girls decided that until the body dips below room temp you are good to go.

Would it be ok if you brought the body back up to temp though?

[Anoat]

Is this a catch all rule or applies to T-Swift only?

[Moss]

dont people shit all over themselves when they die

[BerenTebogo]

I think many awful exceptions in this world only apply to T Swift tbh.

Like some super fit chick on IG may be completely 11/10 smashable, but I'm not gonna stick it in her when she's dead.

[Modoru]

What sort of exception does Tswift have to make you wanna stick it in her when she's deceased

[Kaslo]

dont people shit all over themselves when they die

Which means the anal cavity should be perfectly empty for use.

[Boyiee]

Rule of thumb is they aren't dead until they're warm and dead.

[Anoat]

I bet she would be so flattered if she saw these posts, she might even write a new hit song about it.

[BerenTebogo]

I bet she would be so flattered if she saw these posts, she might even write a new hit song about it.

Right? I mean I'd be flattered.

[Byrthnoth]

I bet she would be so flattered if she saw these posts, she might even hire someone to write a new hit song about it.

ftfy, woman is too busy spending money to write her own songs anymore