Random Fail: First World Problems

**Odesseiron** · 2016-05-16 21:32

Originally Posted by thetruepandagod

I already have life long permanent back injuries. Other injuries as well. Neck stiffness already going away and even played around with doing some squats/deads and it felt totally fine. I'm gucci. Already had 3 MRI's last month for the back surgery I had scheduled on april 7th. If I feel fine I'm not bothering.

Might as well get some $$$$$$$ out of it! This is America, land of lawsuits, after all. I would!

**dasva** · 2016-05-16 21:51

Originally Posted by Boyiee

Well... Do you look like a scary clown?

I don't think so but apparently I do. I don't even have to dress up or wear makeup

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-05-17 08:45

Originally Posted by tyven

I THOUGHT YOU LIVED WITH ANDALUSIAN GIRLS

lmk if you need me to come give you sponge baths

Me and anda lived in this together for like... 7 years I think. Just sold it february though.

Spoiler: show

I'm solo in my new place since anda ended up getting another place while all the open house shit was goin on.

Spoiler: show

**tyven** · 2016-05-17 09:40

wow u guys r rich way 2 go i would love for u to be my sugar daddi

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-17 09:42

Broven you can b my live-in frnd if u want. I hav nic apt.

That house is gorgeous.

**tyven** · 2016-05-17 10:01

thx i would love to live in new york i rly need to divorce

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-17 10:06

You can bring wifey but she has to live in the peasant laundry room on the 3rd floor. It smells good in there but is full of other people's cleaning ladies.

**tyven** · 2016-05-17 10:11

she would be down she likes nyc more than i do and also used to live in like a 340 sq foot apt

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-17 10:19

Perfect.

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-05-17 10:35

Originally Posted by tyven

wow u guys r rich way 2 go i would love for u to be my sugar daddi

Google earth it bruh, was 2 blocks from city college 2 blocks from beach. A renters dream. Anda never paid rent once, but he did cook me chicken/steak.

Spoiler: show

Also found out from insurance yesterday that im getting $5,249 for my car since it was totaled. Which is awesome because it was an absolute junker that I was going to get scrapped this month for around 700$.

Spoiler: show

**Odesseiron** · 2016-05-17 11:10

Yo your car looks like an old man with his face sucked in. I know it's from something, I just don't know what.

**Airenn** · 2016-05-17 11:28

Jesus, Deathly Hallows, that's turrible Panda, I'm sorry.

You can take that money from the car to buy some hookers tho!

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-05-17 11:31

I don't like sex.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-17 11:33

He LOVES sex.

**Airenn** · 2016-05-17 11:34

I'm not sure who to believe on this one...

**Kaslo** · 2016-05-17 11:37

Originally Posted by Airenn

I'm not sure who to believe on this one...

Believe both? They are not inconsistent statements.

**Boyiee** · 2016-05-17 11:38

Nice location but I laughed at the "2700sq ft you can't build this size anymore" I'll definitely stick with my area lol.

**Airenn** · 2016-05-17 11:39

Yea but now I'm all curious as to why he would dislike sex. I get that some have no interest in it and/or think themselves asexual, but that's generally no interest rather than a disliking. Maybe it's all the back pain?

Edit: Hookers would do all the work, if that's the case. I stand by my hookers statement, gambling and blow optional.

**Airenn** · 2016-05-17 11:40

My fwp now that I'm thinking about gambling - I haven't played Texas Hold Em in a long time and I found places out here that do small 20-45$ buy in tournaments. But it's like a 45 minute drive.

**zoobernut** · 2016-05-17 11:42

Got my box of new anime from the donation drive but now I can't watch it because none of it is appropriate for my 4 year old to watch and I don't have any free time when he is asleep.

Trying to figure out when I can start watching it.

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