Random Fail: First World Problems

[thetruepandagod]

Nice location but I laughed at the "2700sq ft you can't build this size anymore" I'll definitely stick with my area lol.

Ya this area is notorious for limitations on what you can do with your property. You can't even legally build a second floor anymore there. All of our business buildings are also limited size wise so as not to obscure the scenery. God help you if you turn your garage into a studio apartment and someone reports you to the city.

I'm not sure who to believe on this one...

Spoiler: show

Only had sex twice. With 2 different girls. First time I ended up with a videogame on steam made about it and second time I was essentially raped. Most recent activity was a few nights ago where some girl on tinder was bugging me for a month to come over and I finally let her cuz it was a rest day from the gym and she gargled my dick so poorly that im back off women for another 6 years. But it's what I get for hookin up with an 18 yr old chinese girl I guess.

Yea but now I'm all curious as to why he would dislike sex. I get that some have no interest in it and/or think themselves asexual, but that's generally no interest rather than a disliking. Maybe it's all the back pain?

Intense discomfort with intimacy and overall distrust of people merged into a very neurotic and manic mind. I'm totes fine with never having sex again for the rest of my life, I just like being able to know I can still pull young biddies if I ever did want to because I am a vain person.

[Melena]

I can sympathize with you Panda, due to back to back horrible toxic relationships, before meeting Astylla I got laid like maybe 3 or 4 times in an 8 year period.

[Zetanio]

Girls are mean, yo.

Speaking of, I have a date with some chick tonight. I totally forgot everything about her. Gonna have to bull through it with my boundless charm and super awesome beard.

[thetruepandagod]

Just skip out and do some lines instead.

[Airenn]

Awww, sorry panda. For all the bad things. (Steam game??)


And Zet, I thought you had a girly friend! (But having lots is not a bad thing, not accusing)

This day is weird.

[thetruepandagod]

I can sympathize with you Panda, due to back to back horrible toxic relationships, before meeting Astylla I got laid like maybe 3 or 4 times in an 8 year period.

I was saving myself for tyven but he got himself a dame. Even grew my hair our for him

[Melena]

I was saving myself for tyven but he got himself a dame. Even grew my hair our for him

Girls ruin everything. Except sandwiches. Most of the time.

[Zetanio]

Awww, sorry panda. For all the bad things. (Steam game??)


And Zet, I thought you had a girly friend! (But having lots is not a bad thing, not accusing)

This day is weird.

More than one at the moment. Haven't seen this chick in a month and was p drunk last time we went out.

To clarify, I don't have a girlfriend or anything. Just dating a lot because I'm hot and I do dope shit.

[dasva]

I'm having trouble getting shoes that fit well again. Seems my feet are growing some again and they did like 2 years ago as well which is weird being 30 and all. To add to this problem I have really wide feet and my feet swell decently anytime I'm wearing anything that isn't super loose or full of big holes. So it's really hard finding shoes that work when I put them on and still work several minutes later... and of course I don't find out till after I've worn them enough that they are often unreturnable

Plus it seems like my little toe seems to come up farther than most people or something because even getting shoes that give me a good inch of room from my big toe most shoes still have my little toe is rubbing against the shoe and being pushed into my other toes. Help me out guys

[Kaslo]

Wait what is this Steam game?

[thetruepandagod]

I'm having trouble getting shoes that fit well again. Seems my feet are growing some again and they did like 2 years ago as well which is weird being 30 and all. To add to this problem I have really wide feet and my feet swell decently anytime I'm wearing anything that isn't super loose or full of big holes. So it's really hard finding shoes that work when I put them on and still work several minutes later... and of course I don't find out till after I've worn them enough that they are often unreturnable

Plus it seems like my little toe seems to come up farther than most people or something because even getting shoes that give me a good inch of room from my big toe most shoes still have my little toe is rubbing against the shoe and being pushed into my other toes. Help me out guys

I'm in the same boat as you with the wider feet. Also when i started working out my feet got significantly smaller. I just rock a pair of these everywhere now and I like em. But even then because my feet are wider i'm tearing the inside leather up pretty bad with use than I would have otherwise.

[Moss]

Just dating a lot because I'm hot and I do dope shit.

You are an enormous tool, lol

[Krandor]

I'm assuming Zet is quoting Kanye, even though he got it wrong.

[Zetanio]

I'm assuming Zet is quoting Kanye, even though he got it wrong.

Yeah. I'm super white.

[Moss]

ah, misquoting Dave Chappelle quoting Kanye. went over my head

[Lyall]

Wait what is this Steam game?

Yeah, there's a story here. The hell?

[thetruepandagod]

My entire life is a story of nonsensical oddities.

[Lyall]

And we would all be greatly enriched if privy to probably half of them. I'm wracking my brain trying to come up with indie-trash Steam games based on a night of sex and I have no idea how to even begin to look into it!

[dasva]

I'm in the same boat as you with the wider feet. Also when i started working out my feet got significantly smaller. I just rock a pair of these everywhere now and I like em. But even then because my feet are wider i'm tearing the inside leather up pretty bad with use than I would have otherwise.

Those look like they'd be great walking around/work boots. Though I already have a pair that work fine normally just not fine if I've been wearing something tighter first lol. Maybe I'll just get 2 pairs of walking shoes depending on feet status and a separate pair for working out

[Airenn]

I took a nap and I woke up and I feel worse. It'll pass but it's that ugh shitty feeling right after a nap.