Random Fail: First World Problems

**tyven** · 2016-05-20 10:37

DOUBLE SKRILLEX

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-20 10:38

So mohawk?

**Tokitoki** · 2016-05-20 10:40

But longer and without the height. So basically what tyven already posted, but longer?

**Boyiee** · 2016-05-20 11:59

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

You're contradicting yourself now.

You want a fashionable haircut like David Beckham, but don't want the "hipster shit." Hate to tell ya, they're the same thing.

I was referring to older shit not the new stuff ever since fury came out where everyone is doing that, like the photos above thanks Justin.

My Beckham reference was to look like him at my wedding moreso than have his hair. He did a lot of short buzzes a while back tho.

**Boyiee** · 2016-05-20 12:03

Everyone lately has that Bryce Harper stuff or pompadors and I'm just not having that. When you walk in to most places around here that's what they think you want and I'm like no give me adult things.

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-05-20 12:24

Just watch soccer matches. About half of them have haircuts so unique and objectively silly looking that they easily qualify as hipster haircuts.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-20 12:26

That's the Hip Monk

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-05-20 12:28

That awkward moment when you're a trans man but identify with male pattern baldness . . .

**Boyiee** · 2016-05-20 12:38

Originally Posted by Zetanio

That's the Hip Monk

Ha

**Aksannyi** · 2016-05-20 12:44

Originally Posted by Zetanio

That's the Hip Monk

Pretty sure he's the Monk who uses obnoxious Boost macros in your party.

**Zetanio** · 2016-05-20 12:49

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Pretty sure he's the Monk who uses obnoxious Boost macros in your party.

Holy fuck I hate him so much more now.

**Tokitoki** · 2016-05-20 12:50

Originally Posted by Boyiee

I was referring to older shit not the new stuff ever since fury came out where everyone is doing that, like the photos above thanks Justin.

My Beckham reference was to look like him at my wedding moreso than have his hair. He did a lot of short buzzes a while back tho.

Yeah I know you didn't mean Beckham exactly, but when you're talking about fashionable haircuts all the hipsters are keeping up with it too. The Man bun shit, the shaved sides/long top, all that stuff is what's cool and that's what you'll see.

If you want a fashionable haircut then get one. Don't worry about if people are going to think you're a hipster.

Look for pictures or something. I don't know what to tell you.

**arus2001** · 2016-05-20 13:18

I used to get flat tops before genetics decided balding in my early 20s was cool. Now I'm just buzz to skin, wait 3-4 weeks, repeat in the warmer months.

**zoobernut** · 2016-05-20 13:30

Originally Posted by arus2001

I used to get flat tops before genetics decided balding in my early 20s was cool. Now I'm just buzz to skin, wait 3-4 weeks, repeat in the warmer months.

I was looking through some of my old photos recently and I found pictures when I was in elementary school (late '80's early '90's) where I first had a flat top with a rat tail and then a bowl cut with buzzed sides. So goofy/terrible!

**dasva** · 2016-05-20 13:59

So customer comes in with a box of paper for us to shred... lift it up and it seems a bit heavier than it should be. Ask him if there is anything else in it. He says no. We go to dump it in the machine and sure enough there is a rock almost the size of my head in it. Guy is like I had no idea how that got in there. Yeah sure

**Krandor** · 2016-05-20 14:38

Debit card got compromised last week, so blocked the account, ordered a new card, yadda yadda.

Replacement card came in today, and it has the same fucking number on it.

Originally Posted by zoobernut

a rat tail

not even once

**zoobernut** · 2016-05-20 14:52

Originally Posted by Krandor

not even once

I agree but what can i do.... I was 6 or 7 at the time. I made a poor life choice.

**AidenCarby** · 2016-05-20 15:27

Pretty sure he was a Jedi

**synistar** · 2016-05-20 16:17

So FDA wrote a 483 warning letter about stuff wrong at work. Company has 10 days to appease the FDA or else I'm on an involuntary vacation when they padlock the doors. At least i have 4 weeks of PTO accrued.

**Ksandra** · 2016-05-20 17:18

Got our contacts today. No raises for teachers. Trying to figure out how to request some money since no one is getting it. I have to pay like $5k next year getting it so my certificate doesn't expire. Sit sucks.

Also two teachers were told they aren't getting renewed next year. One of the English teachers ( most of us knew this back in like February) and the Spanish teacher I told you guys about (No, I did not say a word to anyone about her.) Another teacher told me a few parents came in to complain about her.

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