Random Fail: First World Problems

[vagus]

So how many of you mofo's have a man bun?

[killerx]

Been cutting my own since forever 2 all over saves money lol. Used to do 2 on the top 1on the sides but refuse to pay for that.

[Cantih]

I'd go chromedome, but since I cba to shave my face I cba to shave my head either.
I have more interesting shit to do with those minutes in a day.

[Airenn]

Grrr. Roommates left a message on the whiteboard asking me to turn off kitchen lights before bed. Sure np.

Except that they leave the lamps on constantly and go to sleep and have now went out for the night with Kitchen, Outside, Bedroom, Living room lights all on with the door unlocked.

Like, wtf they want from me. God I wanna live alone. Their silverware drawer would piss most of you off.\

Spoiler: show

Drawer:


Their plates are stacked like this:

[dasva]

Mine's more organized but I wouldn't care too much about the messiness of the drawer... except the knives. Random knives intermixed willy nilly like that is a good way to get cut. Then again they look like shitty knives that couldn't cut butter unless you applied force

The drawer itself bothers me though. Fucking chipped paint and unfinished particle board with tons of chunks taken out of it. Wtf man

It's people like them that make me glad I don't have roomates. Though half my past ones have been decent

[AidenCarby]

Must....contain.....rage

[Roranora]

Their silverware drawer would piss most of you off.

Drawer:

this is a formidable play

[BerenTebogo]

So how many of you mofo's have a man bun?

This is like the second worst thing humans can do besides killing another batch of millions of jews.

[Byrthnoth]

Male pattern balding with man bun is worse than man bun alone.

[Aksannyi]

I think mostly everyone can agree that man buns are terrible. The only people who would not agree are the ones who are sporting them, and they are completely oblivious.

[Kalmado]

[Krandor]

Shucky ducky quack quack

[BerenTebogo]

So the AC problem was low frion. I told the management and problem was fixed within 2 hours so hurray. They also put in a sensor and a switch (which prob shoulda been there to begin with) in the overflow spout so it wont happen again.

[thetruepandagod]

I think mostly everyone can agree that man buns are terrible. The only people who would not agree are the ones who are sporting them, and they are completely oblivious.

Just cuz a bunch of balding portland hipsters sport it doesn't mean they all bad. Google Brock O Hurn and tell me you wouldn't gargle his ball gravy while he rocks his manbun.

[thetruepandagod]

But ya, 90% of em look like a worse version of this.

[BerenTebogo]

On topic of hair fail:

Just sat with GF for like 2hrs while she got a $175 haircut + color. She's never done any highlights or anything in her hair in her entire life and she has taken like zero risks whatsoever with her hair ever. She was really nervous but I sorta convinced her to finally just go for it and do something cuz it's hair and it grows back. She looks amazing. Like absolutely A+. It's a great cut that was done fastidiously by one of the gayest men I've ever met. The attention to detail was ridiculous.

She hates it. Like, visibly upset partially on verge of tears hates it. Can't tell if she's being irrationally hungover / really tired / emotional or if she actually really hates it. Either way, it's really annoying because it's probably the best her hair has looked in the 3 years I've known her and personally, I couldn't be happier, but if she doesn't like it then she'll never be comfortable until it grows out and that's much worse. I genuinely don't understand women sometimes.

[Astylla]

On topic of hair fail:

Just sat with GF for like 2hrs while she got a $175 haircut + color. She's never done any highlights or anything in her hair in her entire life and she has taken like zero risks whatsoever with her hair ever. She was really nervous but I sorta convinced her to finally just go for it and do something cuz it's hair and it grows back. She looks amazing. Like absolutely A+. It's a great cut that was done fastidiously by one of the gayest men I've ever met. The attention to detail was ridiculous.

She hates it. Like, visibly upset partially on verge of tears hates it. Can't tell if she's being irrationally hungover / really tired / emotional or if she actually really hates it. Either way, it's really annoying because it's probably the best her hair has looked in the 3 years I've known her and personally, I couldn't be happier, but if she doesn't like it then she'll never be comfortable until it grows out and that's much worse. I genuinely don't understand women sometimes.

For some women change with hair is very emotional, for others it's like changing clothes. I got a new cut last year I never thought would work for me and I loved it and it looked fantastic but I still had to get used to it. It might not even be just that but other stuff flowing over into it.
As an emotionally charged person I get it but it's true that it will always grow back..

[Draylo]

Moved into my new apartment in NY, everything is going great. Two weeks later I'm told my dog can't stay (even though there's dogs everywhere in the building, literally 4 dogs+ being walked the same time I walked mine) and has to go back home. They were considering giving a fine because of the breach of the lease, which my roommate said dogs were okay even though they weren't after reading it. The person who lives right below my apartment is a real crazy bitch who complains 24/7, shes like in her early 30's and she has nothing better to do than constantly complain about anything. I met her in the elevator and she was like, you know you can't have dogs right? It's in your lease! I hear your dog running across the floor all the time and barking (which he doesn't.) So I'm guessing she called to anyone she could to get my dog reported. My roommate had to call the cops on her one time because she kept harassing him about him playing music and she went to every apartment on her floor and ours knocking on peoples door to complain to them about him lol. I'm just waiting for her to start banging on the walls with a broom or some shit whenever I walk on the floor.

Now our internet is complete crap for some reason and my roommate forgot the PIN for his account so now we have to wait until they send a letter in the mail, then send one back, then they reset the PIN just so they can even talk to us about the issue. Paying for 150 Mbps and I did a speed test and it says I'm getting 2 Mbps, the internet constantly drops and its incredibly frustrating (we have Verizon Fios.) There's concrete walls in here between the room and the router in the living room but there has to be something that can be done lol.

[dasva]

So apparently there is a big bike race in town. So not only is everything blocked off in my way but I didn't get to join cause no idea and was like no advertising. Loooked fun plus people I see are going slow as fuck lol. Though looking up some of the rules alot of these races have makes me glad I'm not doing it some. Alot of them actually reference riding regulations from the navy.mil website. Fuck you I didn't follow thkse when I was in the navy even when I rode to work with one of the guys that wrote those regs lol

[Aksannyi]

Just cuz a bunch of balding portland hipsters sport it doesn't mean they all bad. Google Brock O Hurn and tell me you wouldn't gargle his ball gravy while he rocks his manbun.

He would have to take his hair down first. Man buns, like cigarette breath, are a dealbreaker for me.