Random Fail: First World Problems

[dasva]

So leaving yesterday and get tokd since so much going on today I gotta go out on a route too. Of course get hardly any sleep cause allergies start kicking up right as I go to bed for some reason. Whatevs first stop aint till 11am and only 5 easy stops so I can take it easy in office till then right? Nope. Walk in and find out a big stop got added after I left for first thing in the morning.

Get there and driver decides to start fucking with me right away. Wants to back up more so wants me to help look. That's what the mirrors are for but fine I'll do it. Look out even open the door. Oh no turns out he wasn't worried about stuff on my side he is worried about the building on his side. Ya know the one he can just see by looking out the window... and would have to see to see me guide him like he wants. Kind of ridiculous but I don't feel like arguing so I go back behind the truck and look. Sure enough we are 20-30 feet from the building when we only need to go back 5 more feet. Some random guy at the stop even shakes his head seeing me back up a truck 20 feet away from anything. Reason why I say I don't feel like arguing is because this driver does this alot and if I say anything he goes into a huge tirade abiut how kids these days aren't helpful blah blah. Bitch this isn't help this is busy work you made up to mess with me because you see me on my phone

[Brill Weave]

Leaving for Norfolk, Va tonight around 4pm so the kid sleeps on the way down. I will be missing game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals as a result

[BaneTheBrawler]

radio, maybe?

[Brill Weave]

Going to try.

[tyven]

Leaving for Norfolk, Va tonight around 4pm so the kid sleeps on the way down. I will be missing game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals as a result

but game 6 is tomorrow you dummy

[Brill Weave]

but game 6 is tomorrow you dummy

lol hackey is the only sport that matters.

[Fondue]

Ended up with 8 kids in the hospital for eating some edibles laced with Xanax. (a few of which hadn't admitted they took some and apparently threw up on the bus, so had to be sent over).

Why did nobody reply to this lol wat

[Zetanio]

Edibles laced with Xanax? The fuck?

You mean weed food? Who the fuck laces food with Xanax, that's retarded.

[dasva]

Wow just had some really special customers.

First was old creepy gay porn dude. I call him this because he was pot belly with a greasy too small shirt on, mostly bald on top with scraggily hair, literally drooling but not in the I'm special way. Then he says best way to get rid of this stuff is not to look so of course that makes me want to look at what he's giving me to shred. Sure enough tons of old 70-80s porn mags featuring no women and a bunch of bondage literature. Quick glance I see a pic of what looks like a naked boy in his early/mid teens chained up with some dude in leather standing over with text along the lines of "What does a man do with a chained up little boy? Anything he wants" Also gave me a bag of a bunch of vhs tapes I'm scared to look at

Then had a guy that was sweating like he had just ran a marathon with the temperature being 30 F higher than it actually is. Yeah he left the office 10 minutes ago and I can still smell him... and he just walked back in uggg

Edit: someone looked thru some of creepy gay porn dudes stuff. Turns out there were other things that I didn't see because I stopped looking. Like giant dildos, whips (and not just little handwhips like full length used to for real whipping kind), thin rope, various articles of leather etc...

[Ksandra]

Why did nobody reply to this lol wat

I stand corrected on that info. Xanax was still in pill form. The info I posted was word of mouth from the only student who would admit what they took. They at brownies, cookes with mj and possibly including something else (idk kid said it was, rest aren't saying anything), and then had a Xanax pill.

[Zetanio]

Fucking pussies can't hang. This new generation is disappointing in every way.

[Ksandra]

Fucking pussies can't hang. This new generation is disappointing in every way.

Considering one is still sleeping, I think it's very likely it wasn't just mj and xanax.

[Zetanio]

That sounds exactly like weed and xanax.

[Ksandra]

That sounds exactly like weed and xanax.

idk, maybe he took a bunch more than claimed, but it seems extreme for one pill.

[Zetanio]

With no tolerance (I'm assuming) to weed or Rx drugs. If he's eating an edible, that's enough to flatten most full grown adults for 6-8 hours. Couple that with a Xanax? Recipe for sleepy time. He's gonna wake up burnt as fuck.

[Zetanio]

The Xanax is just icing on the cake in this situation. Unless it was a full bar or a 2mg.

[Ksandra]

With no tolerance (I'm assuming) to weed or Rx drugs. If he's eating an edible, that's enough to flatten most full grown adults for 6-8 hours. Couple that with a Xanax? Recipe for sleepy time. He's gonna wake up burnt as fuck.

He's been doing drugs for over a year now. But I really don't care about trying to be right in an argument here or anything. Just worried.

[Zetanio]

He'll be fine.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

/sigh. So, today, I ended up getting a good 30 minute coughing fit.

First, I forgot how extremely painful that is to your back.
Second, the wife was around so after the coughing and getting my breath back. We both had a very long talk about how things will go. I told her the 2 options I get. Either quick and I'm gone, or very long and very painful. She cried to both but said that no matter what she'll be by my side.

I went into full detail of each, so she's fully informed. Keep in mind, loads of crying were going on during all of this. If it wasn't for her, I probably would have lost my shit and honestly, either smashed my car to bits, or kill someones pet. She has kept my rage in check. There is no beating this. Just....trying to prolong it to hopefully get another set of lungs.

Now, my only fear is watching her watch me and seeing that pain and suffering in her eyes.

And this entire thing was a talk I was hoping to have at like year 15. Thus the fail. It was a insanely emotional 3 hours talk. And now, I'mma get fucked up on sleeping pills and try to keep exercising till my check up in 2 weeks and pray something can be done.

[Kalmado]

Edibles laced with Xanax? The fuck?

You mean weed food? Who the fuck laces food with Xanax, that's retarded.

We got a tip to investigate a gas station worker at my store who is 20 and told a coworker he loves his "xaney bars" and has his dealer come to the store to sell. Idiots.