Random Fail: First World Problems

[Airenn]

I mean, <3 to CS and all, but really. That anime boobs shirt. BG has failed its comrade.

[Zetanio]

You need to stop.

[dasva]

Nah man. People need sex. Keeps you sane.

I totally agree with you. That's part of what was great about last gf could shoot her a text and then a few minutes later be in her bed and get a decent little jog in on the way there. And my current gf agrees with needing sex too but she seems to distract herself with her son and work and doing a lot of plays. While I've been trying to distract myself with working out. We actually started out open but when she got more feels she got less comfortable with that so here I am insane. Though I think I've beat it into her now it really is a need as in no more long periods without.

And no I don't have pillows

[Ksandra]

Why bother with an IUD then?

I am big on fixing problems in those single percentage scenarios.

Dumbest post ever.

[Ksandra]

I forgot to add, Bane do you have access to a PP? You can get condoms for dirt cheap there.

[Aksannyi]

Or a college campus.

Also, there are benefits to an IUD aside from pregnancy prevention. Haven't had a period since August. That's worth it all on its own.

[vagus]

Anal works without condoms.

[Rooney]

+1 on the college campus. Mine had a candy jar/dish full of condoms and you were encouraged to take as many as you needed to get through the week. No questions asked. I'm sure they sold them too, but they gave a lot away for free.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Probably. Mayo Clinic's main campus and all; they tend to pull the region's level of healthcare up quite a bit. I'm allergic to latex, tho, so can't be slappin any ol shit on my dick. not deathly allergic, mind, but it's not pleasant and i'd rather not tempt fate. i'll have to give em a look over. otherwise, i was thinkin i'd buy a whole bunch from amazon. drops the cost-per down pretty low.

[Zetanio]

Just have her on top. Gravity will do the work.



Right?

[Spicyryan]

Dumbest post ever.

An IUD is more effective than a condom. Who here aside from Bane worries about pregnancy when using a condom?

[kuronosan]

because she already had it. also, i don't see how airfare applies to condoms.

As for money, I'm more bemoaning my general lack of funds than that single expense. she's paying more than her fair share, imo, in paying for our food etc. when we go out.

i mean, sure, we could just trust the IUD, but keep in mind, we only met a month and a half ago. Shit happens. We'd rather not have that extra layer of worry right now. Maybe once we're more secure in our relationship, we'll revisit it.

IUDs have a lower fail rate than condoms when done right (99% vs 85%). With your latex allergy she'd be better off, unless you want an itchy dick not associated with STIs.

Last thing you want is a swollen, itchy dick.

Or, if it's not really severe, you can drop a benadryl beforehand. I mean, it won't help tremendously but your alternative is to buy non-latex isoprene:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004N731ZM

Which isn't a bad alternative, I just can't speak to its effectiveness.

[tyven]

bruh she had IUD and u r not crushing it raw? is she getting periods? If she is get an app to track her cycle and only wear condoms on her ovulation window. wow you have got to get better at slaying. If it were me it would be raw ALL DAY

[Spicyryan]

I only demand it goes raw when I am drunk or else you are in for 1.5-2.5 hours. Even I don't want to go two hours.

EDIT: And fertility awareness fucking is about as effective as pulling out. So unless you are doing both, I wouldn't.

[Zetanio]

[Byrthnoth]

Ryan prz get a vasectomy and then use condoms

[Spicyryan]

Ryan prz get a vasectomy and then use condoms

I have no desire for children, just for alcohol.

EDIT: Suppose if I did have a child for some reason. I would have to let the mother spend the majority of the time with it. So it wouldn't end up acting like I do.

[Zetanio]

[BaneTheBrawler]

why? your brain cells sure as hell aint gonna shag. that would require more than one.

been usin those, kuro.

also, broven, in my defense, i'm noob. gettin better tho.

idk mebbe ill bring it up. when we talked about it, it was more general than details so idk, maybe she'll prove less cautious than me.

[Spicyryan]

Just my take, but generally the guy is more afraid of pregnancy than the woman. So you may be right, but that is anyone's guess. No one knows her.